Sassy Tea Lady
@sassytealady.bsky.social
sturdy, nerdy, wordy, dirty
Oh, and I do beads. Bees? Beads!
www.beadsandsundry.com
Oh, and I do beads. Bees? Beads!
www.beadsandsundry.com
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A minute of meditation for you, sitting next to the Breitenbush River.
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Why is everyone quote posting some dry ass bitch's dry ass meal, please stop giving oxygen to the worst people alive.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Why is everyone quote posting some dry ass bitch's dry ass meal, please stop giving oxygen to the worst people alive.
Volkswagon Beetle (1969)
Geo Metro
Dodge Neon
Honda Fit
Rad Expand 5 ebike, because I no longer own a car!
Geo Metro
Dodge Neon
Honda Fit
Rad Expand 5 ebike, because I no longer own a car!
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
Renault 5
Mini Moke
Seat Ibiza
Honda Civic
Mercedes C Class Estate
Loved the Civic - it was dull but indestructible. Started first time after a year spent in an outdoor car park.
Renault 5
Mini Moke
Seat Ibiza
Honda Civic
Mercedes C Class Estate
Loved the Civic - it was dull but indestructible. Started first time after a year spent in an outdoor car park.
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Volkswagon Beetle (1969)
Geo Metro
Dodge Neon
Honda Fit
Rad Expand 5 ebike, because I no longer own a car!
Geo Metro
Dodge Neon
Honda Fit
Rad Expand 5 ebike, because I no longer own a car!
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this guy made his son a tiny version of Engineered Garments's FA pants 😭
IG twhattcomethru
IG twhattcomethru
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
this guy made his son a tiny version of Engineered Garments's FA pants 😭
IG twhattcomethru
IG twhattcomethru
This applies to literally everyone in existence, btw.
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
This applies to literally everyone in existence, btw.
I need everyone to appreciate that because a jolly friendly candy maker in Florida (Greg) was college friends with a dark goth band leader (Rogue, of the Cruxshadows), that we get goth candy canes for Christmas.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmnI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmnI...
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I need everyone to appreciate that because a jolly friendly candy maker in Florida (Greg) was college friends with a dark goth band leader (Rogue, of the Cruxshadows), that we get goth candy canes for Christmas.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmnI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmnI...
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"Cross That Line" on repeat
March 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Cross That Line" on repeat
I have really found joy in riding my bike.
Biking infrastructure is so important, because no other place I've lived has had the infrastructure that Portland does, which has allowed me to become a cyclist.
Biking infrastructure is so important, because no other place I've lived has had the infrastructure that Portland does, which has allowed me to become a cyclist.
“The researchers describe the bicycle as a kind of “lifestyle companion” for older adults—a tool that keeps them physically active, mentally sharp, socially connected, & confidently mobile. That combination appears to delay the need for long-term care, preserve independence,& ultimately extend life”
A Decade-Long Study Shows Cycling Helps Older Adults Live Longer, Healthier Lives.
momentummag.com/a-decade-lon...
momentummag.com/a-decade-lon...
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I have really found joy in riding my bike.
Biking infrastructure is so important, because no other place I've lived has had the infrastructure that Portland does, which has allowed me to become a cyclist.
Biking infrastructure is so important, because no other place I've lived has had the infrastructure that Portland does, which has allowed me to become a cyclist.
This is a delightful video.
I need to do more Carrot Quests on my bike.
I need to do more Carrot Quests on my bike.
New #probablyriding ! In this weeks episode marcus is on his stylee #cargobike completing his daily #sidequests . We get to share the ride alongside the #hanriver #seoul #southkorea why not Support his channel by buying one of his cool new caps ❤️🚲
Cars vs Cargo Bike I know which one wins
YouTube video by Probably Riding
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is a delightful video.
I need to do more Carrot Quests on my bike.
I need to do more Carrot Quests on my bike.
I'm dying.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I'm dying.
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
Aaaahhh, this is so fun!!
Here's the video from yesterday! 36 mile round-trip from Tigard, restocking free food pantries in SE Portland. #FoodByBike #GivingThanks #NeighborsHelpingNeighbors
youtu.be/6j-zd2-HDJw?...
youtu.be/6j-zd2-HDJw?...
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Aaaahhh, this is so fun!!
Wanted to buy the lego Enterprise for a christmas gift and there's a queue. :(
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Wanted to buy the lego Enterprise for a christmas gift and there's a queue. :(
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If you are celebrating today: I hope it's filled with joy and lack of drama!
If you are not celebrating but relaxing: Kick ass I hope it's a cool day!
If you are working: I hope it's a no-nonsense kind of day and goes by quickly!
Love to all!
If you are not celebrating but relaxing: Kick ass I hope it's a cool day!
If you are working: I hope it's a no-nonsense kind of day and goes by quickly!
Love to all!
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If you are celebrating today: I hope it's filled with joy and lack of drama!
If you are not celebrating but relaxing: Kick ass I hope it's a cool day!
If you are working: I hope it's a no-nonsense kind of day and goes by quickly!
Love to all!
If you are not celebrating but relaxing: Kick ass I hope it's a cool day!
If you are working: I hope it's a no-nonsense kind of day and goes by quickly!
Love to all!
Riding around SE Portland today on a group bike ride, stopping and filling up free fridges and free pantries, and listening to Alice's Restaurant.
Definitely one of my top 10 Thanksgiving Days ever.
10/10, would recommend.
Definitely one of my top 10 Thanksgiving Days ever.
10/10, would recommend.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Riding around SE Portland today on a group bike ride, stopping and filling up free fridges and free pantries, and listening to Alice's Restaurant.
Definitely one of my top 10 Thanksgiving Days ever.
10/10, would recommend.
Definitely one of my top 10 Thanksgiving Days ever.
10/10, would recommend.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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The transit service cuts are going to be so horrific I cannot fathom. The next several years are going to be hell. We need a full time legislature. We need special sessions. They have to dig us out of the hell we are in. Reform the fucking tax system. No more budget cuts under wealth inequality.
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The transit service cuts are going to be so horrific I cannot fathom. The next several years are going to be hell. We need a full time legislature. We need special sessions. They have to dig us out of the hell we are in. Reform the fucking tax system. No more budget cuts under wealth inequality.
If you're not busy on Thursday, this should be a lot of fun!
Looking forward to GIVING on Thanksgiving?
Deliver food to free fridges & pantries in SE PDX!
Meet 10 Roll 10:30. Done before 2 Rain or shine!
Meetup info:
www.shift2bikes.org/calendar/eve...
@shift2bikes.bsky.social
Ride leader welcomes Venmo donations to buy extra groceries @jackdoubleback
Deliver food to free fridges & pantries in SE PDX!
Meet 10 Roll 10:30. Done before 2 Rain or shine!
Meetup info:
www.shift2bikes.org/calendar/eve...
@shift2bikes.bsky.social
Ride leader welcomes Venmo donations to buy extra groceries @jackdoubleback
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
If you're not busy on Thursday, this should be a lot of fun!
I just organized my tea cabinet today.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I just organized my tea cabinet today.
100%
what if we just took all of Phil Knight’s money
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
100%
Well there's my holiday cards sorted.
EARLY BLACK FRIDAY SALE!
Threadless have all regular tees for $12.50, mugs as low as $12, and, to complete the perfect gift, greeting cards for under $2 each.
effinbirds.threadless.com
Threadless have all regular tees for $12.50, mugs as low as $12, and, to complete the perfect gift, greeting cards for under $2 each.
effinbirds.threadless.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well there's my holiday cards sorted.
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
"You gotta be kidding meeeeee"
This is the best thing on the internet today.
This is the best thing on the internet today.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"You gotta be kidding meeeeee"
This is the best thing on the internet today.
This is the best thing on the internet today.
Alice did me in.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Alice did me in.
Completely unnecessary.
Droomscrolling break...
Cartoon by Scott Hilburn
[the_argyle_sweater on Instagram]
www.instagram.com/p/DRAdx05j1qD/
Cartoon by Scott Hilburn
[the_argyle_sweater on Instagram]
www.instagram.com/p/DRAdx05j1qD/
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Completely unnecessary.
A+ thread, please enjoy responsibly.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A+ thread, please enjoy responsibly.