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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 5h

So thankful that dudes without game now have the option of driving all of our energy bills up to come up with devastating lines like it was nice to meet you

C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 10h

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 19h

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 21h

Holy fuck this guy is the devil

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Samothy Damned-o-thy 👺🔥💀👻🎃🕸️ @bozodoesthedub.bsky.social · 1d

Bojack's summation of Jared Leto is spot on

Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack: "What on-the-go jet setter's demanding more honeydew in his or her fruit cup? It is literally the worst part of everything it's in. It's like the Jared Leto of fruits."

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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.bsky.social · 1d

Read this as "Our lawyers were on the way before the footage finished airing"

Jacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 1d

WGN, this woman’s employer, is now reporting she was not charged with any crimes and was released.

DHS said earlier she was arrested for assault for throwing objects at agents.

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

I had this convo with my therapist last month bc I don't even know how to begin to address the amount of anger in me? I just know it cannot be good for me!

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday you ETERNAL YOUTH. Enjoy JOINT STABILITY. (Jkxohbd)

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

How after all this time do I continue to find out how my younger than me ppl are

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Hoooooowlly 🗡️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @chaoticute.bsky.social · 1d

Hey so your pals that seem to have their shit together sometimes need to be checked on too. Just because someone is tough doesn’t mean they don’t need to be treated softly sometimes.

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👻 Pablo Hidalghost 👻 @infinata.bsky.social · 1d

Henrietta Pussycat explaining how to defuse a bomb

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

I'm starting to feel weird reposting you so much but you're putting up some heaters tonight

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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Dick pics

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

Fyi 10. Is in fact The VVitch. Perfect fucking movie.

Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

Ok so here's how this month has gone so far:
1. Jason X
2. Scare Me
3. The Bride of Frankenstein
4. Werewolves Within
5. The House that Dripped Blood
6. A Very Venture Halloween
7. Dog Soldiers (yes again)
8. The Abominable Dr. Phibes
9. Every Bob's Burgers Halloween episode
10. ?

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Jess @jesscamnj.bsky.social · 1d

We must take to the streets if the old man doesn’t fuck Armand

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

WAHOOWA

NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 1d

The Virginia Senate just told UVA it’s not getting state funding if it accepts the compact since UVA exists to serve Virginia, its residents, & their interests—not be a tool of the federal govt. Scoop from our student newspaper, who’ve been doing vital reporting www.cavalierdaily.com/article/2025...

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

JESS. Jess. Jeeesssss. I didn't think I was gonna freak out but I'm freaking OUT.

Danny Malloy my idiot baby man look at what you did

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

As tho antifa is a proper noun or any sort of entity. It's so fucking dumb.

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

Ok losing my mind over Akasha and IWTV s3. I went on a very inappropriate date with a college guy to Queen of the Damned and while that situation fizzled (don't worry I repeated the mistake with another dude) that movie lodged itself in my heart.

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

Or start the day after Labor Day!

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

I can't believe I have 2 werewolf movies on this list. Before this year I only liked 1 werewolf movie and that was The Beast Must Die! Maybe I should do that tonight? Orrrr it might be time for The VVitch. Or I can watch all of Midnight Mass again.

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

Ok so here's how this month has gone so far:
1. Jason X
2. Scare Me
3. The Bride of Frankenstein
4. Werewolves Within
5. The House that Dripped Blood
6. A Very Venture Halloween
7. Dog Soldiers (yes again)
8. The Abominable Dr. Phibes
9. Every Bob's Burgers Halloween episode
10. ?

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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 1d

People don't tell people to scram enough these days

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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 1d

Yes! She pops up in a lot of stuff. I think i read that she and Christopher Lee were good chums down the years.

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👻 Pablo Hidalghost 👻 @infinata.bsky.social · 2d

Briefly mixed up Dua Lipa and Depa Billaba.

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Steve Niles @steveniles.bsky.social · 2d

Jordi Bernet

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