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Secret Squirrel
@secretsquidgle.bsky.social
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Cyclist, data bloke, Dad to ADHD & ND kids. (he/him) Fairly Woke coz it’s better than the alternative. Drops the C bomb too much but trying to stop.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · Jan 23
Economists:But I thought you wanted growth?

Labour : Not that kind of growth. The imaginary kind that comes from 3rd runways, less consumer protection and not solving Social Care.

The Emperors New Growth.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 48m
Think of how often you could have nicked it and all its replacements.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 52m
Should have just downloaded The Onion Browser dude. 😎

Other Tor Browsers are available.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 55m
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 56m
a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands and saying `` bravo '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands and saying `` bravo '' .
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 2h
Really?

www.google.com/search?q=dis...
disabled bikes - Google Search
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 2h
Great diagram but can you punch whomever in marketing felt the need to make it throb and pulse?
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 2h
The inevitable triumvirate of shit Internet revenue streams.

The lowest common denominator to which nobody aspires.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 4h
But what if I’m Wine? 🍷
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 4h
Cool account!
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 4h
….and if you can find some other poor bastard to lever them on…
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 5h
Public inquiries should be able to issue arrest warrants that activate should he ever set foot in the uk again.

Perhaps seize his police pension too.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 7h
You should try living in the 80’s when I realised my house was in the exact epicentre of blast zones of 3 RAF bases.

At least it would have been quick.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 7h
Jokes on you, Putin’s far more likely to poison Prime or sabotage a window or two.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 8h
Sod that. Get Parallels or Fusion. Anything to avoid Python imo.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 8h
Given that it won’t protect you from a headshot you should get a knights helmet to wear out and about too.
a man wearing a knight 's helmet is standing in front of a window in a room .
ALT: a man wearing a knight 's helmet is standing in front of a window in a room .
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 9h
a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a bag of popcorn
ALT: a man wearing 3d glasses is holding a bag of popcorn
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Jenny List @jennylist.bsky.social · 13h
Please don't stop sharing the ID card petition. The 3 million signatures milestone is within reach.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards
We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.
petition.parliament.uk
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 9h
The sad irony is that those most persecuted by the Nazis have now become the Nazi’s - some of them at least.

2/3rds of Israelis wanted the Gazan war to end.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 9h
Hamas weren’t the ones to say this you numpty. It was a doctor.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 9h
The 20mph thing saved both lives and money.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 9h
It can be both. A quarter of Labour voters defecting is hugely damaging. I suspect it’s anger rather than political alignment but who knows for sure?
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 9h
But instead of serious heads we’ve got the Student Union politics of Corbyn and Sultana.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 9h
It’s a protest vote.

Angry that they voted for Labour who aren’t listening, and if Labour are moving racist they might as well vote for the OG racists.
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 9h
McSweeney and Starmer using this to justify swerving further rightwards in 5..4..3..2..1
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Secret Squirrel @secretsquidgle.bsky.social · 9h
Well put!

Cafe con leche por favor.