Secret Squirrel
@secretsquidgle.bsky.social
Cyclist, data bloke, Dad to ADHD & ND kids.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
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Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
Pinned
Economists:But I thought you wanted growth?
Labour : Not that kind of growth. The imaginary kind that comes from 3rd runways, less consumer protection and not solving Social Care.
The Emperors New Growth.
Labour : Not that kind of growth. The imaginary kind that comes from 3rd runways, less consumer protection and not solving Social Care.
The Emperors New Growth.
Wordle 1,626 4/6*
Imagine if I spelt those wiggly blood sucky things wrong.
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Imagine if I spelt those wiggly blood sucky things wrong.
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December 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Wordle 1,626 4/6*
Imagine if I spelt those wiggly blood sucky things wrong.
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Imagine if I spelt those wiggly blood sucky things wrong.
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Net migration is plummeting. Why can’t Labour say so? | Heather Stewart
Net migration is plummeting. Why can’t Labour say so? | Heather Stewart
An honest debate is needed on this polarising topic as sectors such as social care struggle with recruitment
www.theguardian.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Net migration is plummeting. Why can’t Labour say so? | Heather Stewart
Wordle 1,625 4/6*
A typical English summer day, especially in London according to the RW.
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A typical English summer day, especially in London according to the RW.
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November 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Wordle 1,625 4/6*
A typical English summer day, especially in London according to the RW.
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A typical English summer day, especially in London according to the RW.
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Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
Renault 5
Mini Moke
Seat Ibiza
Honda Civic
Mercedes C Class Estate
Loved the Civic - it was dull but indestructible. Started first time after a year spent in an outdoor car park.
Renault 5
Mini Moke
Seat Ibiza
Honda Civic
Mercedes C Class Estate
Loved the Civic - it was dull but indestructible. Started first time after a year spent in an outdoor car park.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned.
Renault 5
Mini Moke
Seat Ibiza
Honda Civic
Mercedes C Class Estate
Loved the Civic - it was dull but indestructible. Started first time after a year spent in an outdoor car park.
Renault 5
Mini Moke
Seat Ibiza
Honda Civic
Mercedes C Class Estate
Loved the Civic - it was dull but indestructible. Started first time after a year spent in an outdoor car park.
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Fairly certain Kemi Badenoch is hoping that nobody has noticed this.
Pretty brazen...
Pretty brazen...
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Fairly certain Kemi Badenoch is hoping that nobody has noticed this.
Pretty brazen...
Pretty brazen...
Wordle 1,624 4/6*
Yay. Helped by 3 billy goats and a troll.
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Yay. Helped by 3 billy goats and a troll.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Wordle 1,624 4/6*
Yay. Helped by 3 billy goats and a troll.
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Yay. Helped by 3 billy goats and a troll.
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I saw a guys van cabin start to go on fire once (a vape, be careful kids). Saw him working in a roof and shouted up to him, “mate is that your van”?
Shouts back “aye it is, what the fuck is it to you”? 😂
Very tempted to say, “nice van” and walk away but shouted up to him, it’s on fire. Continued..👇🏼
Shouts back “aye it is, what the fuck is it to you”? 😂
Very tempted to say, “nice van” and walk away but shouted up to him, it’s on fire. Continued..👇🏼
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I saw a guys van cabin start to go on fire once (a vape, be careful kids). Saw him working in a roof and shouted up to him, “mate is that your van”?
Shouts back “aye it is, what the fuck is it to you”? 😂
Very tempted to say, “nice van” and walk away but shouted up to him, it’s on fire. Continued..👇🏼
Shouts back “aye it is, what the fuck is it to you”? 😂
Very tempted to say, “nice van” and walk away but shouted up to him, it’s on fire. Continued..👇🏼
Wordle 1,623 4/6*
Kills lots of Horses.
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Spoilers
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Also Covid is not an allowed word but for some reason Colin is. Go figure!
Kills lots of Horses.
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Also Covid is not an allowed word but for some reason Colin is. Go figure!
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Wordle 1,623 4/6*
Kills lots of Horses.
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Also Covid is not an allowed word but for some reason Colin is. Go figure!
Kills lots of Horses.
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Also Covid is not an allowed word but for some reason Colin is. Go figure!
Wordle 1,622 3/6*
Apparently solving Wordle in 3 is within my range of skills.
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Apparently solving Wordle in 3 is within my range of skills.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Wordle 1,622 3/6*
Apparently solving Wordle in 3 is within my range of skills.
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Apparently solving Wordle in 3 is within my range of skills.
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Wordle 1,621 5/6*
If I could play Wordle for cash I wouldnt be living in this peasant house.
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If I could play Wordle for cash I wouldnt be living in this peasant house.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Wordle 1,621 5/6*
If I could play Wordle for cash I wouldnt be living in this peasant house.
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If I could play Wordle for cash I wouldnt be living in this peasant house.
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Wordle 1,620 4/6*
I’m guilty of taking too long over this Wordle m’lud.
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I’m guilty of taking too long over this Wordle m’lud.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Wordle 1,620 4/6*
I’m guilty of taking too long over this Wordle m’lud.
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I’m guilty of taking too long over this Wordle m’lud.
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Wordle 1,619 4/6*
Quick win today, this is a half baked clue but worth loadsa money.
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Quick win today, this is a half baked clue but worth loadsa money.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Wordle 1,619 4/6*
Quick win today, this is a half baked clue but worth loadsa money.
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Quick win today, this is a half baked clue but worth loadsa money.
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Two w⚓️’s down my road have got their Christmas inflatable tat up already. 😡
Feeling like I need to kidnap them until Dec.
Feeling like I need to kidnap them until Dec.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Two w⚓️’s down my road have got their Christmas inflatable tat up already. 😡
Feeling like I need to kidnap them until Dec.
Feeling like I need to kidnap them until Dec.
Wordle 1,618 5/6*
Bloody hell never had both my starter word and back up fail completely before.
It’s like Wordle has skipped Xmas and gone straight to Easter. 🐣
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Bloody hell never had both my starter word and back up fail completely before.
It’s like Wordle has skipped Xmas and gone straight to Easter. 🐣
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November 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Wordle 1,618 5/6*
Bloody hell never had both my starter word and back up fail completely before.
It’s like Wordle has skipped Xmas and gone straight to Easter. 🐣
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Bloody hell never had both my starter word and back up fail completely before.
It’s like Wordle has skipped Xmas and gone straight to Easter. 🐣
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Wordle 1,617 4/6*
Could have done this in 3 but I was a bit too this word.
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Could have done this in 3 but I was a bit too this word.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Wordle 1,617 4/6*
Could have done this in 3 but I was a bit too this word.
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Could have done this in 3 but I was a bit too this word.
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Wordle 1,616 6/6*
That was harder than it needed to be. I just consonantly had to plug away to get the rslt.
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That was harder than it needed to be. I just consonantly had to plug away to get the rslt.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Wordle 1,616 6/6*
That was harder than it needed to be. I just consonantly had to plug away to get the rslt.
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That was harder than it needed to be. I just consonantly had to plug away to get the rslt.
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Wordle 1,615 4/6*
Though I was dead and buried but got it in 4!
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Though I was dead and buried but got it in 4!
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November 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Wordle 1,615 4/6*
Though I was dead and buried but got it in 4!
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Though I was dead and buried but got it in 4!
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Wordle 1,614 4/6*
He who created me if I was religious. Or the bloke from CBBC who used to drive around in that Art Van.
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He who created me if I was religious. Or the bloke from CBBC who used to drive around in that Art Van.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Wordle 1,614 4/6*
He who created me if I was religious. Or the bloke from CBBC who used to drive around in that Art Van.
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He who created me if I was religious. Or the bloke from CBBC who used to drive around in that Art Van.
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I came to this country as a child refugee. No English, no certainty, no idea what my life could become. Britain gave me refuge.
Not on a timer, not with conditions attached, but with a chance to grow roots.
A thread 🧵 1/8
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Not on a timer, not with conditions attached, but with a chance to grow roots.
A thread 🧵 1/8
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I came to this country as a child refugee. No English, no certainty, no idea what my life could become. Britain gave me refuge.
Not on a timer, not with conditions attached, but with a chance to grow roots.
A thread 🧵 1/8
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Not on a timer, not with conditions attached, but with a chance to grow roots.
A thread 🧵 1/8
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Wordle 1,613 5/6*
That was quite a tricky one in my view.
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That was quite a tricky one in my view.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Wordle 1,613 5/6*
That was quite a tricky one in my view.
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That was quite a tricky one in my view.
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Shabana Mahmood puts the signs up: Britain is full. No blacks, no dogs, no Irish
Shabana Mahmood puts the signs up: Britain is full. No blacks, no dogs, no Irish
We had always given sanctuary to those who needed it, she said, only now we would kick them out as soon as possible
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Shabana Mahmood puts the signs up: Britain is full. No blacks, no dogs, no Irish
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Lots of Labour MPs asking Mahmood tonight to rule out child detention. She won’t rule it out. That’s because forced removals of families will mean children in detention for periods.
Home Office ruling out deportation of lone minors but the changes will certainly mean more detention of children.
Home Office ruling out deportation of lone minors but the changes will certainly mean more detention of children.
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Lots of Labour MPs asking Mahmood tonight to rule out child detention. She won’t rule it out. That’s because forced removals of families will mean children in detention for periods.
Home Office ruling out deportation of lone minors but the changes will certainly mean more detention of children.
Home Office ruling out deportation of lone minors but the changes will certainly mean more detention of children.
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Very Posh and Becks: David knighted at last
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Very Posh and Becks: David knighted at last
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.