Secret Squirrel
secretsquidgle.bsky.social
Secret Squirrel
@secretsquidgle.bsky.social
Cyclist, data bloke, Dad to ADHD & ND kids.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
Teh Cull of Chuhlu
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fake it until you make it. Or at least until you can boot them out.

Though in this economy they’ll be 26 at best.
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You piss yourself?
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They smell of damp and stale water.

Your friends think you stink but are too polite to tell you.
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I think he thinks they need to save it for the next election.
If he thinks at all.
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I will wait for the bit where she cops off with her own brother then.
a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
ALT: a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m going to go out on a limb and maybe suggest that the kinky sex involves doo-doo?
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You’d be wrong. It was a known problem that had happened before. Either they didn’t have the appropriate controls in place to prevent a re-occurrence or they did and ignored them.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Yes. I suspect a UK deal was priced much more highly than just on a GDP prorated basis due to the size of UK defense industry. Also once you let BAe in you’ve let the Yanks back in.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Weeellll. You’d think so but it rather depends on the induction plate.

The draw of a single plate of an induction hob is somewhere between 1800w and 3000w. Plus the contact and therefore heating is likely to be more inefficient than the element in a kettle.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I’m betting these aren’t young people at all. Rather a clique of narrow minded old fuckers.

Let’s not forget D&D has been panicking the prudes and reactionary’s since it was invented
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
OMG. What’s the circumstances?
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Utter nonsense. There will be ways to game collecting the royalties if only holding them in escrow until this blows over.

I’m not sure we should waste much sympathy for a wealthy author from a foreign country.
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Coming soon. Not enough employees to run the NHS.
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
This was my most unusual car. Not an original one my dad built it from a kit as a “project” for my first car.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Looking very “escort” man. 😉
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Hey welcome to the Ibiza club! Mine was the shite Mk1 a Frankenstein built from the VW and Fiat parts bin.
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
He didn’t help himself mind you…. Made it easy for them.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Fair TBH.

I don’t think Hamas or Hezbollah are likely to stab Jezza in the back anytime soon
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM