Secret Squirrel
@secretsquidgle.bsky.social
Cyclist, data bloke, Dad to ADHD & ND kids.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
(he/him)
Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.
This was my most unusual car. Not an original one my dad built it from a kit as a “project” for my first car.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
This was my most unusual car. Not an original one my dad built it from a kit as a “project” for my first car.
Nonsense.
It’s just hell no dressed up in diplomat speak.
It’s just hell no dressed up in diplomat speak.
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Nonsense.
It’s just hell no dressed up in diplomat speak.
It’s just hell no dressed up in diplomat speak.
Quite by coincidence Im sure, I got this today :
If you got one - you know what to do.
Tell @cyclinguk.bsky.social what a mistake they have made.
If you got one - you know what to do.
Tell @cyclinguk.bsky.social what a mistake they have made.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Quite by coincidence Im sure, I got this today :
If you got one - you know what to do.
Tell @cyclinguk.bsky.social what a mistake they have made.
If you got one - you know what to do.
Tell @cyclinguk.bsky.social what a mistake they have made.
So first time actually on a bike yesterday - I took the Fixie down to find a distant cousins grave marker in the local cemetery. Which was kinda cool because I thought I was the first of my family to live here.
Thank you Ancestry rabbit hole!
Thank you Ancestry rabbit hole!
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
So first time actually on a bike yesterday - I took the Fixie down to find a distant cousins grave marker in the local cemetery. Which was kinda cool because I thought I was the first of my family to live here.
Thank you Ancestry rabbit hole!
Thank you Ancestry rabbit hole!
This is Budgets Wear and Tear policy. It covers glass. If your chip was under 3mm I’d dispute it. Avis is the same.
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is Budgets Wear and Tear policy. It covers glass. If your chip was under 3mm I’d dispute it. Avis is the same.
Um… maybe the Graun could have stayed closer to home on this one? Hundreds in the UK too.
communityenergyengland.org/national-map/
communityenergyengland.org/national-map/
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Um… maybe the Graun could have stayed closer to home on this one? Hundreds in the UK too.
communityenergyengland.org/national-map/
communityenergyengland.org/national-map/
This more an “are you old” list than a weird one.
19/20 for me as long as the encyclopaedias can be your parents and the Walkman can be Dixon’s own brand Saisho.
Never did the Boombox thing was wasn’t a W⚓️
19/20 for me as long as the encyclopaedias can be your parents and the Walkman can be Dixon’s own brand Saisho.
Never did the Boombox thing was wasn’t a W⚓️
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
This more an “are you old” list than a weird one.
19/20 for me as long as the encyclopaedias can be your parents and the Walkman can be Dixon’s own brand Saisho.
Never did the Boombox thing was wasn’t a W⚓️
19/20 for me as long as the encyclopaedias can be your parents and the Walkman can be Dixon’s own brand Saisho.
Never did the Boombox thing was wasn’t a W⚓️
Happy Leave The Packets in the After Eights season to all who celebrate it!
(It drives Mrs S nuts!) Hehehhe
(It drives Mrs S nuts!) Hehehhe
November 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Happy Leave The Packets in the After Eights season to all who celebrate it!
(It drives Mrs S nuts!) Hehehhe
(It drives Mrs S nuts!) Hehehhe
Cracking first half. Basically gave up after Aug. Green line is 2024.
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Cracking first half. Basically gave up after Aug. Green line is 2024.
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
Fnarr.
Fnarr.
October 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
Fnarr.
Fnarr.
So I’m working on a mini home automation project and looking for an ultra bright smart bulb.
Philips do a new line of bulbs that semi-replace the Hue range, called Wiz and they are much cheaper. They also do a wiz 125w equivalent whereas the best Hue is 100w.
MOAB : Mother Of All Bulbs.
Philips do a new line of bulbs that semi-replace the Hue range, called Wiz and they are much cheaper. They also do a wiz 125w equivalent whereas the best Hue is 100w.
MOAB : Mother Of All Bulbs.
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So I’m working on a mini home automation project and looking for an ultra bright smart bulb.
Philips do a new line of bulbs that semi-replace the Hue range, called Wiz and they are much cheaper. They also do a wiz 125w equivalent whereas the best Hue is 100w.
MOAB : Mother Of All Bulbs.
Philips do a new line of bulbs that semi-replace the Hue range, called Wiz and they are much cheaper. They also do a wiz 125w equivalent whereas the best Hue is 100w.
MOAB : Mother Of All Bulbs.
So did I. This is the mealy mouthed response.
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So did I. This is the mealy mouthed response.
Borrow this little fella - virtually at least.
October 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Borrow this little fella - virtually at least.
Six-Seven!
If only it was this easy to vomit in Peter Theils face.
If only it was this easy to vomit in Peter Theils face.
October 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Six-Seven!
If only it was this easy to vomit in Peter Theils face.
If only it was this easy to vomit in Peter Theils face.
Sometimes the timeline loves a laugh.
October 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Sometimes the timeline loves a laugh.
You’ll be unsurprised to discover that Barney Ronay is Jewish.
You’ll also be unsurprised to discover that Maccabi fans have a history of violence and racism.
www.middleeasteye.net/news/why-mac...
You’ll also be unsurprised to discover that Maccabi fans have a history of violence and racism.
www.middleeasteye.net/news/why-mac...
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 AM
You’ll be unsurprised to discover that Barney Ronay is Jewish.
You’ll also be unsurprised to discover that Maccabi fans have a history of violence and racism.
www.middleeasteye.net/news/why-mac...
You’ll also be unsurprised to discover that Maccabi fans have a history of violence and racism.
www.middleeasteye.net/news/why-mac...
October 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Disagree. All Nazis need punching.
October 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Disagree. All Nazis need punching.
So… you like hanging around school playing fields watching kids play sports?
I’ve reported you to Nonce-watch.
I’ve reported you to Nonce-watch.
October 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
So… you like hanging around school playing fields watching kids play sports?
I’ve reported you to Nonce-watch.
I’ve reported you to Nonce-watch.
Especially RR Defenders. You have to be a special kind of cunt to buy one of those.
And an irredeemable cunt to add the ladder and box pack.
Worse than peado’s coz at least the peado’s mostly still leave the kids alive.
(Did I go too far?)
And an irredeemable cunt to add the ladder and box pack.
Worse than peado’s coz at least the peado’s mostly still leave the kids alive.
(Did I go too far?)
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Especially RR Defenders. You have to be a special kind of cunt to buy one of those.
And an irredeemable cunt to add the ladder and box pack.
Worse than peado’s coz at least the peado’s mostly still leave the kids alive.
(Did I go too far?)
And an irredeemable cunt to add the ladder and box pack.
Worse than peado’s coz at least the peado’s mostly still leave the kids alive.
(Did I go too far?)
We have a new puppy who is adorable right up until the point he eats his own shit and you have to scoop it out of his mouth with you fingers.
Apart from that Im besotted with the little fella. 😍
Apart from that Im besotted with the little fella. 😍
October 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
We have a new puppy who is adorable right up until the point he eats his own shit and you have to scoop it out of his mouth with you fingers.
Apart from that Im besotted with the little fella. 😍
Apart from that Im besotted with the little fella. 😍
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid
October 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid
Um.. it’s harder than it should be but it’s not that hard if you know they exist.
This is on the GWR app. “Hidden” under other tickets because it’s neither the cheapest ticket or an anytime ticket. Which makes sense for most users.
This is on the GWR app. “Hidden” under other tickets because it’s neither the cheapest ticket or an anytime ticket. Which makes sense for most users.
October 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Um.. it’s harder than it should be but it’s not that hard if you know they exist.
This is on the GWR app. “Hidden” under other tickets because it’s neither the cheapest ticket or an anytime ticket. Which makes sense for most users.
This is on the GWR app. “Hidden” under other tickets because it’s neither the cheapest ticket or an anytime ticket. Which makes sense for most users.
I’m just hanging onto the first podium spot and 3rd in the Likes Jersey points.
September 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I’m just hanging onto the first podium spot and 3rd in the Likes Jersey points.
Laura K spouting her usual shite.
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Laura K spouting her usual shite.