Sandwich “Ham” Frankenstein
@sandwichfrank.bsky.social
Freelance librarian/artist/Simmer/New Waver/connoisseur of fine Macintoshes/snarkout boy. 🐏 = RAM = random access memories. @staceythecat.bsky.social is my kitty. Banner by Michael Green. 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ☭ 🤠
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"Ham" is short for "Hamtrak"
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I can't stress enough that you should take every opportunity that comes your way to support your local public libraries. Many of them are currently struggling and are being DEFUNDED. Local action matters on this front. Don't sit back until those libraries are gone before taking ACTION.
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I can't stress enough that you should take every opportunity that comes your way to support your local public libraries. Many of them are currently struggling and are being DEFUNDED. Local action matters on this front. Don't sit back until those libraries are gone before taking ACTION.
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when donald duck hits the public domain, you better believe I'm putting pants on him
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
when donald duck hits the public domain, you better believe I'm putting pants on him
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getting kicked out of the library where my wife works because i started reenacting the scene from dbz where goku goes ss3 for the first time
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
getting kicked out of the library where my wife works because i started reenacting the scene from dbz where goku goes ss3 for the first time
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sixpence, none for richard
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
sixpence, none for richard
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there's plenty of fish in the sea.
i mean, you'll probably die a lonely agonizing death. but there's like, tons of fish out there.
i mean, you'll probably die a lonely agonizing death. but there's like, tons of fish out there.
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 AM
there's plenty of fish in the sea.
i mean, you'll probably die a lonely agonizing death. but there's like, tons of fish out there.
i mean, you'll probably die a lonely agonizing death. but there's like, tons of fish out there.
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I think we’re 6 months - a year away from some ill conceived Olivia Nuzzi black and white photoshoot where the word “whore” is written across her forehead as she looks forlorn into the distance
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I think we’re 6 months - a year away from some ill conceived Olivia Nuzzi black and white photoshoot where the word “whore” is written across her forehead as she looks forlorn into the distance
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reaction jpg free to good home
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
reaction jpg free to good home
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
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one time when i was a kid my dad took me hunting in the forest & i watched him as he slowly, ever so slowly, snuck up on an elk & then beat it to death with his skateboard.
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
one time when i was a kid my dad took me hunting in the forest & i watched him as he slowly, ever so slowly, snuck up on an elk & then beat it to death with his skateboard.
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POV a right wing Christian sees that they have a trans college professor.
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
POV a right wing Christian sees that they have a trans college professor.
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its two seasons on two separate networks were short enough to combine into one season, so The Critic is my choice.
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
its two seasons on two separate networks were short enough to combine into one season, so The Critic is my choice.
A man is born, he’s a man of beans
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A man is born, he’s a man of beans
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come my lady
come, come my lady
you're my butterfly
sugar, baby
come, come my lady
you're my butterfly
sugar, baby
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 AM
come my lady
come, come my lady
you're my butterfly
sugar, baby
come, come my lady
you're my butterfly
sugar, baby
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This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
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Sure, if you live by the ocean and go plunging in the cold waters every morning in the winter you are called brave, daring, and healthy. But if I do the same thing in the pond behind the Comfort Inn down the road, I'm called crazy, reckless with my health in that water, a disturbance to the guests..
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sure, if you live by the ocean and go plunging in the cold waters every morning in the winter you are called brave, daring, and healthy. But if I do the same thing in the pond behind the Comfort Inn down the road, I'm called crazy, reckless with my health in that water, a disturbance to the guests..
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What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What if we razed every Data Center to the ground and salted the earth where they stood
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I mean look at that shit.
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I mean look at that shit.
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
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FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THIS
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THIS
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NEW POOL BEAR ALERT NEW POOL BEAR ALERT. it's not Patch. Never seen this big buddy before. If he returns he will get a permanent name.
May 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
NEW POOL BEAR ALERT NEW POOL BEAR ALERT. it's not Patch. Never seen this big buddy before. If he returns he will get a permanent name.