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ALTON🏺🦊
@rudefoxalton.bsky.social
Butlerian Jihad Now!

Rude communist Fox.
He/Him

Co-host on @vgatwtoe.bsky.social
A podcast about the socioeconomics of master chief being your father.

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AI Data Centers are the new pollutant factories to put into black neighborhoods that they pretend wont kill us. Gotta love that old school environmental racism.
“While Shelby County has recorded the dirtiest air in Tennessee for many years — half the state’s admissions for childhood asthma come from there — local residents say the arrival of Colossus has made things worse.”
In Memphis, where people fear Elon Musk’s supercomputer is making them ill
Colossus, an xAI supercomputer, is blamed for worsening air pollution in a historic black community
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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4chan for boomers lol
so the only age group that’s seen an increase in Twitter usage is 65+. Under 30 usage has decreased from 42% to 33% since 2023
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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sorry mom i need to become a skeleton by order of this guy who got caught molesting teenagers for decades. no more hugs or christmas, mother. i need to die now by order of the panty eating ogre of atlantic city
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 18h
President Donald Trump suggested that the United States is preparing to take new action against alleged drug trafficking networks in Venezuela, telling service members during a Thanksgiving call that efforts for strikes on land will be starting "very soon." https://cnn.it/487SPPL
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Man this is the perfect gift for someone who has given up
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad

-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Got to love how much praise NYT gets for one article, 2+ years late, that literally just rehashes things we all knew already but NYT has spent the last 2 years ignoring & denying & obfuscating.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
The New York Times produced a detailed, data-driven report on President Trump showing signs of aging. The president, 79, responded by calling the female reporter who co-wrote the story “ugly.” https://cnn.it/48idUFL
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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The extent to which literally everyone in this administration is a fucking moron with no idea what they’re doing is, I would say, unprecedented. In Trump 1 you at least had a couple vain, amoral careerists. Now I think I would personally be able to do a better job than any given cabinet appointee
Brooke Rollins: "The farm economy -- we do have a package, a bridge package, we're finalizing ... it's just a bridge to get us to next year per the president's promise that he wasn't gonna leave any of our farmers behind."
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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this is an AI enthusiast describing what AI does for him

do you notice that it has reduced him to a toddler's vocabulary
*Tons* of things I was way too lazy to do before (I could do it, but... I'm *tiiiiiired*) are now like *bam*, and I'm all... hmm, now it's kinda interesting... maybe I could also *wham!*.

Now, I have not *learned* the new thing. That is *impossible* without defeating laziness.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Helping other people with computer issues: oh a blue screen of death, no biggie, we'll figure it out.

Problem on my computer: I am going to commit multiple atrocities to this damn hunk of trash.
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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this is insane both on its face and with several more insane details once you read the full thing
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Reminder: this is the FBI
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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“Our mid-term goal should be the complete phase-out of Microsoft products, including the Windows operating system. It’s easier than it sounds.”

A cross-party group of lawmakers are pushing for the European Parliament to get off US tech, starting with Microsoft.
Get us off Microsoft! Lawmakers press EU Parliament to change in-house IT.
“We cannot afford this level of dependence on foreign tech,” lawmakers say in letter obtained by POLITICO.
www.politico.eu
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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“Device hoarding” un fucking real

Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Gone, but not forgotten
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Racism is so powerful in America it’s our greatest intellectual export
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Painus hort
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Quite possibly the dumbest man alive. Not as pathetic as Elon but he has him beat in terms of opinions so stupid it actively hurts your brain.
Enlightened centrist
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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new breed of sleep paralysis demon has been imagined
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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do not take a 100mg edible. that is too much weed. i do not recommend that much weed.
i can't tell if i'm hungry or if i'm still high
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM