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Rude communist Fox.
He/Him
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A podcast about the socioeconomics of master chief being your father.
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Rude communist Fox.
He/Him
Co-host on @vgatwtoe.bsky.social
A podcast about the socioeconomics of master chief being your father.
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/rudefoxalton
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Blown the fuck out
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Blown the fuck out
There's definitely a point where you wear out one of your kinks and it's like god damn it, now I have to figure out what makes me horny again.
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There's definitely a point where you wear out one of your kinks and it's like god damn it, now I have to figure out what makes me horny again.
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“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
Something that fucks me up every time I think about it is how during the pandemic we had rivers running clean for the first time in like 50 years because of the reduced pollution of people working from home and not commuting every day and yet people still deny manmade climate change.
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Something that fucks me up every time I think about it is how during the pandemic we had rivers running clean for the first time in like 50 years because of the reduced pollution of people working from home and not commuting every day and yet people still deny manmade climate change.
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What Would Mr. Hands Think About All This
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
What Would Mr. Hands Think About All This
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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i know we talk a lot about misinformation and stuff these days but it’s actually okay to make up bad stuff about ken levine. One time i saw him grab the groceries out of a lady’s car in the parking lot of a grocery store then he drove to the ocean and threw them in the ocean.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
i know we talk a lot about misinformation and stuff these days but it’s actually okay to make up bad stuff about ken levine. One time i saw him grab the groceries out of a lady’s car in the parking lot of a grocery store then he drove to the ocean and threw them in the ocean.
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Not sure if anyone has posted this yet but Noah Smith now apparently thinks South Asians (like the Ugandan-Indian Zohran Mamdani) are using anti-Zionism as an inter-diaspora social bludgeon in order to move up the American cultural strata.
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not sure if anyone has posted this yet but Noah Smith now apparently thinks South Asians (like the Ugandan-Indian Zohran Mamdani) are using anti-Zionism as an inter-diaspora social bludgeon in order to move up the American cultural strata.
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Check this very funny video from a very good fox, @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
Goofing around in a video game? It's real, it's here. youtu.be/q8y6oUZB_Ws
Goofing around in a video game? It's real, it's here. youtu.be/q8y6oUZB_Ws
Peak - Jiggle Physics
YouTube video by ALTON Gaming
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December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Check this very funny video from a very good fox, @rudefoxalton.bsky.social
Goofing around in a video game? It's real, it's here. youtu.be/q8y6oUZB_Ws
Goofing around in a video game? It's real, it's here. youtu.be/q8y6oUZB_Ws
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people who are not stupid are saying that using waste heat as a power source is like, way less efficient than not generating the electricity that results in waste heat to begin with
Data centres are energy hungry but what if we could use their waste heat to heat our homes?
That's exactly what happens in places like Finland: Cities are tapping the vast amounts of waste heat generated by data centres, and feeding it into district-heating networks.
That's exactly what happens in places like Finland: Cities are tapping the vast amounts of waste heat generated by data centres, and feeding it into district-heating networks.
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
people who are not stupid are saying that using waste heat as a power source is like, way less efficient than not generating the electricity that results in waste heat to begin with
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yeah, yeah, yeah, of course
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
yeah, yeah, yeah, of course
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See, with a case this high profile the cops needed to be sure it was air tight. Dot the i's, cross the t's.
And instead they just blundered along like this was a regular arrest that nobody would call them on.
You know. Standard cop behavior.
Oops.
And instead they just blundered along like this was a regular arrest that nobody would call them on.
You know. Standard cop behavior.
Oops.
They didn’t read Luigi Mangione his Miranda rights? And searched his bag without a warrant???
globalnews.ca/news/1155242...
globalnews.ca/news/1155242...
Luigi Mangione’s lawyers seek to ban evidence from trial in CEO killing - National | Globalnews.ca
Among the evidence lawyers want to prevent from being presented to jurors are a 9 mm handgun and a handwritten notebook.
globalnews.ca
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
See, with a case this high profile the cops needed to be sure it was air tight. Dot the i's, cross the t's.
And instead they just blundered along like this was a regular arrest that nobody would call them on.
You know. Standard cop behavior.
Oops.
And instead they just blundered along like this was a regular arrest that nobody would call them on.
You know. Standard cop behavior.
Oops.
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This is what googling something is like now
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is what googling something is like now
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This is great news since his interview with Paris Hilton essentially killed NFTs
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is great news since his interview with Paris Hilton essentially killed NFTs
IMO you should just steal everything digital until corporations figure their shit out (never).
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
IMO you should just steal everything digital until corporations figure their shit out (never).
The amount of everything sucking right now is starting to get to me. Just an endless parade of horrors with no respite. The people responsible need to be publicly executed to set an example.
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The amount of everything sucking right now is starting to get to me. Just an endless parade of horrors with no respite. The people responsible need to be publicly executed to set an example.
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going door to door making people hate the administration
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
going door to door making people hate the administration
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December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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To clarify, there's nothing in this game that wouldn't pass muster in an M-rated film.
There are people spreading malicious rumors about it, claiming that it is more extreme.
It reminds me of Night Trap, supposedly one of the most transgressive games of its age. Reality: Milder than Power Rangers.
There are people spreading malicious rumors about it, claiming that it is more extreme.
It reminds me of Night Trap, supposedly one of the most transgressive games of its age. Reality: Milder than Power Rangers.
Humble's now banned it too, post-launch:
www.ign.com/articles/hor...
www.ign.com/articles/hor...
Horses, the Upsetting Horror Game Previously Banned on Steam, Gets Last Minute Ban From Epic Games Store Too - IGN
Last week, we reported that disturbing horror game Horses had been banned from Steam. Now, at the last possible minute before the game was set to release widely across other PC store fronts, Epic Game...
www.ign.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
To clarify, there's nothing in this game that wouldn't pass muster in an M-rated film.
There are people spreading malicious rumors about it, claiming that it is more extreme.
It reminds me of Night Trap, supposedly one of the most transgressive games of its age. Reality: Milder than Power Rangers.
There are people spreading malicious rumors about it, claiming that it is more extreme.
It reminds me of Night Trap, supposedly one of the most transgressive games of its age. Reality: Milder than Power Rangers.
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as always, remember how Nancy Pelosi rallied the entire democratic establishment to help this guy barely win his primary against pro-choice progressive Jessica Cisneros
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
as always, remember how Nancy Pelosi rallied the entire democratic establishment to help this guy barely win his primary against pro-choice progressive Jessica Cisneros