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lol I’ve never heard of this one and assumed you meant The River Wild, another movie in which Kevin Bacon tries to kill a kid in the wilderness. Also on a river.

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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 18h

Hello, I'm about to go on parental leave.
Please enjoy this reissued print, now in A3 size, edition of 50.
www.sonnyross.com/shop/shutupa3
#illustration #medieval

An Illustration showing a dragon being slain in a naive medieval style with the caption "SHUT UP". Could be about anyone.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 16h

I bought my wife the anti-AI one you came out with a few months ago and a sticker of this piece was included as a freebie. You better believe it went on her water bottle immediately.

Also, congratulations!

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 16h

It can only happen if you’ve done something horrific or you’re in a funny news story about how much of a loser fuckup you are.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 16h

You do not, under any circumstances, want the newspaper to refer to you as an “adult stepson.”

Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16h

churchleaders.com/news/2206049...

Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse

In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.

churchleaders.com

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 16h

What are cathedrals, for those with the eyes to see?

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · Oct 13

hey guys check this out

an mspaint (well, i'm actually lying i partially used gimp because i was feeling lazy and didn't want to manually center the text but this is extremely possible in paint) image in the style of a jeopardy question. the trademark blue background has capitalized white text in ITC Korinna Bold centered that reads "POPULARIZED BY KATIE TIGHTPUSSY, THIS OBJECT CAN BE SEEN WHEREVER CAREFULLY LOOKED". as a side note, the text has the correct drop shadow, an attention to detail that i hope is appreciated. the answer to this statement is of course the question, "What is a clock?" as there are clocks everywhere for those with the eyes to see them. this might be where someone goes "ermmm katie there is no clock here?" much like yesterday where someone tried to explain to me the clock in my own clock drawing, but i ask of them: have you looked carefully? have you noticed the count of the words? the spacing of the words? the positioning of the letters? have you truly open your eyes and begun to see?

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 17h

Best case scenario you see a really gross sock

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 17h

“I don’t know, I also haven’t seen this movie. Let’s find out together.”

jin @ghangaji.bsky.social · 16d

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

tweet that reads:
Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 20h

Hank Hill-ass frog

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, I get it. I’m in my early 40s and when I read about the problems faced by “young adults” I have to remind myself that they aren’t talking about me.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 1d

Deep down, he doesn’t believe he will ever die. He can’t.

Rationally, he must know that he will, but he absolutely doesn’t feel it.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 1d

The only app to ever solve a problem that hadn’t been solved already is Shazam.

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

what exactly has gotten better for the average person in the past 20 years with all the innovation such as AI, exactly? what's the social use case here

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 1d

I’m more worried about all the innocent people they’re murdering

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 2d

I love this for him

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 2d

“Zitronian Jihad” would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 2d

“Kindness” is what I call rabies

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 2d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Gremlin 𓅷 McCoy @gremlinmccoy.bsky.social · 2d

Zitronian Jihad now.

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 2d

“Zitronian Jihad” would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

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