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Sara Byrella
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dta 🐻🐯
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[first day as a shepherd]

boss: where are you going?

me: [pointing] star

boss: what? why

me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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me:
December 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Somewhere out there right now is a programmer vibe-coding an FDA-regulated medical device, and somewhere else is the unemployed person whose job was to inspect that code and hold it to standards and who was fired by a 19 year old.
December 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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So everyone's watching the 60 Minutes that was supposed to be banned and everyone who knows how PDFs work can unredact the Epstein files, it's like the Christmas spirit has irony poisoning this year
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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"breasts becoming lumpy"

These are the medical professionals in charge of our healthcare, given the power to determine our dosages and whether or not we're even allowed to go on it. And they're going "breasts becoming lumpy" about the effects of oestrogen. Good grief.
Novel way to attempt to reduce the GIC waitlist
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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>torrrent 60 minutes video
>open VLC
>15 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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*dusts hands* and that's that
CBS furiously trying to take down the 60 Minutes segment about human rights abuses at the El Salvadoran prison that Bari Weiss spiked
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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We should call it the “Weiss Effect” instead of the “Streisand Effect” from now on.
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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wait what are you guys talking about. did they... did they not merge the redaction layers. they didn't not merge the layers did they
December 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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i get why “jumping the shark” has come to have its present meaning but it doesn’t make historical sense to me. if i were a Happy Days fan and saw the Fonz waterski over a shark at that time i would have felt we’d just won the Cold War
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I think Ralph Malph had a punchable face. There, I finally got it off my chest.
The thing about Happy Days is everything else besides Fonzie and Mr. and Mrs. C is mid to bad, fuck off Potsie
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Torrenting darude_sandstorm_remix.mp4 only to discover that the file is a bootleg episode of 60 Minutes.
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Excoriating some 20 year old trans woman for liking a problematic film with "SOME PEOPLE don't get to turn their brains off!" is so fucking cringe tbh. 45% of the movies made since 1987 feature people throwing up because people like her exist but people still rave about their Silences of the Lambs.
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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When I was a young gamer child, I used to think that in Heaven, you could ask God to show you all your stats, like how many liters of Dr Pepper you drank over your entire life. But now that I see all the end of year Wrapped's, I understand this must something that the Devil does to you in Hell
December 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Please consider donating anything you can spare to help German's family. He's a wonderful person and was kidnapped by ICE just days before Christmas www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
Donate to Support German’s Pursuit of Legal Status, organized by Angela Robles
German has lived in the United States for over 30 years, building a life rooted… Angela Robles needs your support for Support German’s Pursuit of Legal Status
www.gofundme.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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i missed they're AI controlled they're gonna sink each other five minutes after launch arent they
“Trump-class” Golden Fleet AI-controlled battleships will be the largest "in the history of the world ever built" with hypersonic weapons, the most-sophisticated lasers and Cruise nuclear missiles and "ultimately there'll be 20 to 25 of these," announces the president.
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Fozzie Bear should have a brother who is also a comedian, but has more of a Steven Wright delivery
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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If anyone wants to see him a bit older, check out the Kolchak series and films 👀
You ever seen the dad from Christmas Story in 1950
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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""I want people to know what happened to him, a man who lived 30 years here, hardworking, paid taxes, and they treated him like an animal," said Gantchev's wife,"
Bulgarian Chicago business owner dies in ICE custody, sparking calls for 'immediate investigation'
A Bulgarian business owner who lived in Chicago for decades and was arrested during an immigration enforcement 'blitz' has died while in the custody of ICE at a private prison in Michigan, the ABC7 I-...
abc7chicago.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Put this rodent and his family in jail
December 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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This is a textbook example of how the anti/trans hate machine works. Create pretext to “justify” the hate, then attack using a far-right, media-enabled dogpile.

No shit trans women are, generally speaking, broke: we’re being purged from (visible) society as I’m typing these words out.
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I love that nobody that brings this shit up as a news story will ever bring up the Why She Was Fired. She was fired for being trans in Oklahoma so that a white woman that wears a foundation two shades darker than her skin can have a job as a hatefluencer. Malpractice from the chicken shit media
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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A Canadian media company caving into American executives demand to cut access to a documentary critical of ICE is perfect encapsulation of a lot about the current state of Canada's wealthy and political ruling classes's relationship with the USA's wealthy and political ruling classes.
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM