Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Samantha

@itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social

4.7K followers 340 following 1K posts

Sexy Neighbourhood Ginger, Gardening Goblin 🪴 https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/29PNZ5Y0FYZ5Y?ref_=wl_share

www.amazon.co.uk

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 7h

bsky.app/profile/itss...

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 14h

bald shaming bad men is only right and fair, i love my good bald bois tho, you’re great this is not a dig at you, rock that dome king

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 11h

what are you doing to me French Twitter

1 17

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 14h

manifesting bald for my enemies normally works out bc 70% of men will experience male pattern baldness at some point. Win win

1 12

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 14h

bald shaming bad men is only right and fair, i love my good bald bois tho, you’re great this is not a dig at you, rock that dome king

1 1 14

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 14h

men are so funny bc how you gonna police my body when you can’t even keep your own hair on your head, focus on your own problems baldo and fix them whispies

2 4 53

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 15h

me staring at her 😳 “say it again bestie”

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 15h

had my lovely French friend round for lunch today and I asked her to read this aloud and it sounded so beautiful but she was like ummmm they’ve just called you a slut and a pig basically 😂

the QT has done like 10 times better than my post lmao

2 1 32

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 1d

it’s soup season bitches

2 44

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 1d

you would accuse him?

2 5

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 1d

missed my bois but one of them shat on my slippers

guess who

Otis in the background appearing to be playing it cool and scowling at dexter, although he’s smart so this could be an act and he was the one who did the shit.

Dexter upfront and centre staring at me like he did something bad but also that’s just his face, he is also notorious for shitting in places he shouldn’t.

4 53

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 2d

asked him to degrade me in the bedroom and he said my eyeliner was wonky

2 2 59

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 2d

woke up beautiful, fresh and happy knowing Ian Watkins is dead ✨

1 65

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 2d

it’s this thing called sarcasm

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 2d

i live with someone but they just weren’t gonna be in till later on, so no need for a kennel

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 3d

I’m going to get a different cat instead

1 1

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 3d

🍂

1 5 51

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 3d

getting a call to say your cats flipped the tap on and flooded your neighbhour again is not ideal when you’re not even in the city, last time the firemen had to break my door down and turn the tap off and also must have seen my douche beside the sink.

i cannot go through this again

2 1 20

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 3d

actually wearing a nice outfit today feel like I’ve been living in dungarees for the last 9 months

3 1 40

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 4d

this man knows where I live, luckily I wasn’t home alone but imagine if he got angry because I rejected him, like dude your kids are literally in the car and your tryna fuck.

the way he winked at me was just gross, no matter how handsome he was, not the time or the place bud.

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 4d

somebody needs to talk to yodel about their delivery guys bc this dude sent his 8 and 6 yr old to my door to deliver a parcel, they didn’t take a picture of it so he came up and immediately was like “you’re so fucking gorgeous btw, are you single” politely declined bc ew and wtf

left me feeling ick

4 1 25

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 4d

sending angry message to jordy now “HEY BUD WHAT ABOUT ME” 😂

Hope yous had great time they were amazing when I seen them so I can only imagine how good they are now !

1 1

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 4d

jammy bastard, i wish I’d known !

1 1

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 4d

how tf did i not know you were a fan? i saw them in 2018!

so good live !

1 1

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 5d

Oh fuck

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 5d

deep regret horny posting this and then coming back 12 hours later and my dms being full of chodes

2 1 45