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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter)

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due to a clerical error in an 1852 probation hearing it is not possible for a Youngquist to die

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · Nov 10

i play rpgs, i play strategy games, i play tabletop rpgs, i read a lot of history, i listen to too many podcasts, and i got Opinions. if you are here it is probably because i have been expressing them.

also i'm Bryce Youngquist, that's an important part of the package

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 37m

surrendering unconditionally. masterful gambit, sir

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 6h

with luck they can replace him with another pedophile you can write a glowing interview with :)

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 9h

a democratic trifecta reacted to the overturning of Roe Vs. Wade with a shrug and a "what do you expect us to do, you whiny children"

we would like better than that going forward, please.

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 9h

it is kind of neat seeing that all the classical allusions of late Victorian nightmare-aristocrats were purely a function of them not having any other pool of references

King Leopold would have been talking about how the Minecraft movie proves the Belgian Congo was a good idea if you think about it

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 11h

an ego so fragile you must now pretend you actually wanted everyone you spoke to to find you hopelessly stupid and wrong.

poor little princelings, looking for a sun tzu and only finding The Machine That Says You're Clever.

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 11h

its you whining about how dare a woman speak to you in a tone of less than worshipful respect

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 20h

after all, what's the last time putting all your chips on a geriatric centrist resulted in you and the country being totally humiliated

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 20h

how would you say begging big strong mister trump to please call you a good doggie for agreeing with him that DOGE and all these ICE raids are good actually is going, friend.

do you think it is going well.

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 20h

welcome to venice only magic, this place is hell

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 23h

did you know that sun tzu wrote for idiotic little princelings who had been handed power far in excess of their competence

and whose egos were too fragile to accept people they saw as peasants were right if they told the idiot princelings they were doing anything wrong

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1d

pretty effective summary of the problem, tbh

berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 1d

a Disney adult but for the Democrats

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1d

fully retreated back into a fantasy realm, because there, you can know your life wasn't wasted.

delightful.

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 1d

people seem to like this kind of messaging better than when Pete Buttigieg is like “some parents believe the plot of Juwanna Mann is real and happening in high schools — and these people are right to be concerned!”

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1d

heart is probably somewhere near the right place, brain may or may not be operating in a different plane of reality

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1d

the children of the Great Depression and There Are Cigarettes Everywhere aged real fuckin' quick

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 1d

a zionist who decided based on vibes nobody -really- thinks killing his racial inferiors is bad, who could have anticipated

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 2d

it is kind of neat seeing someone so committed to centrism that they keep trying to find a sensible, moderate compromise between the bullshit they wholly made up and reality

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 2d

it's the core problem: the things people want to hear on the left, and the things that very rich people want being said, are two wholly distinct sets.

remember back when Kamala Harris' brother in-law, chief legal officer for Uber, told her "hey stop saying anything that might upset corporations"

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 2d

it's the lead. their short term memory isn't what it once was, and what it once was wasn't that great either

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 2d

what an odd bit of fantasia on your part.

the answer to the question, if you please.

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 2d

ain't me talking about how he finds truth distasteful, in favor of his personal dreams, friend. while your feelings are no doubt of great interest to you, this is not a trait we share.

Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 2d

what they are pointing out is that you created this account exclusively to yell about how you hallucinated a streamer you don't like doing something bad, friend.

relevant information, imo

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 2d

you're really going to have to break down the logic on that one

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 2d

odd, it seems they've proven remarkably unwilling to pursue other people who raped children with Trump's good pall Jeffrey Epstein!

ever wonder why it is that it was only after the Clintons' pet candidate totally ate shit in 2024 that Democrats discovered "hey this Epstein guy seems bad"

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 2d

how many times have you gone on vacation with someone after they were convicted of sex trafficking minors, friend.

generally that sort of thing puts a damper on a friendship

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