Bryce Youngquist
bryceyoungquist.bsky.social
Bryce Youngquist
@bryceyoungquist.bsky.social
due to a clerical error in an 1852 probation hearing it is not possible for a Youngquist to die
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i play rpgs, i play strategy games, i play tabletop rpgs, i read a lot of history, i listen to too many podcasts, and i got Opinions. if you are here it is probably because i have been expressing them.

also i'm Bryce Youngquist, that's an important part of the package
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A friend showed me this in text, so I turned it into an actual video
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
this is an AI enthusiast describing what AI does for him

do you notice that it has reduced him to a toddler's vocabulary
*Tons* of things I was way too lazy to do before (I could do it, but... I'm *tiiiiiired*) are now like *bam*, and I'm all... hmm, now it's kinda interesting... maybe I could also *wham!*.

Now, I have not *learned* the new thing. That is *impossible* without defeating laziness.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
something in the water this morning. people trying to get the crazy out before thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Registered in the US to hide the funders, this soo called "humanitarian fund" was nothing but a safari hunt by white mercenaries (liberals included) and run by Israelis, killed starving Palestinians in concentration death camps whilst they practised Call of Duty on human flesh
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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back off i'll beat you off
headstrong i'll beat off anyone
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i am reminded of how Baron Harkonnen- a fat rich gay lazy coward backstabbing vaguely russian pedophile- was the result of Frank Herbert wanting to make sure the villain had every single trait he considered bad. if you pointed out Herbert forgot a single negative stereotype he'd have worked it in.
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.

He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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if you read this in the context of "Resigning before she dies in office" it's really fucking funny and based
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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me after getting fired from my job for not doing my job: wow the purity tests are out of control
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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BILBO BAGGINS! I am trying to rob you. Give me all of your gay little hobbit shit.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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1800's ship captain: This expedition will be the most dangerous undertaking and we all may well perish on the journey. We should bring a monkey with us. It will live in my room.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
We used to make things in this country
62 Years Ago Today:
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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every geriatric sports radio guy who had to figure out what a podcast is now and his cohost
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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hell yeah brother
The issue isn't who gets representation, it's that once you start unwinding federalism, why stop at presidential elections? Why bother having "states" at all other than as national administrative boundaries?
And why keep the Senate at all? Why not just a giant House, proportionally elected?
Sorry, but this is nonsensical. Federalism isn't a binary. Elect the President by national popular vote and both the little and the big empty states STILL get overrepresented in the Senate, which, need I remind you, confirms judicial and other nominations.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Shot + chaser
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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hate it when this happens
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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we're all Bryce Youngquist
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
up to four people who have gone hunting for Mr. Stock Photo in the hopes of vengeance upon your pal Bryce Youngquist now

poor Mr. Aaron. dont think he expected this when his face ended up on a stock photo site back in like 2017.
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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remember how the 14 words estate in November tried to frame the Harris loss as the Mandate of Heaven for the old man? lmao
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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A buddy of mine worked as an uplift mofo party planner for a few years. The pay is shit but he said a lot of the mofos are actually pretty nice once you uplift them
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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call me Ernest Cline because I'm selling ur ass into #WhiteSlavery ...in a video game
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
*extremely this is but a taste of the true power of the Youngquist Clan Martial Arts voice* Bryce Youngquist.
Once again Bryce Youngquist imagines something into existence. I wonder how long it'll be until the bluesky left accepts it as gospel
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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hey what if one party controlled the military, police, executive and legislative sectors of government and the other party sort of informed the neutrality of the impotent finger-waggin school marm sector of government?
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
having someone block you, unblock you much later because he's been following you on an alt and try to dunk on you, and then reblock you at the conclusion of you engaging again.

is it all a thoroughly pointless waste of time? yes, absolutely.

but only in such moments does the Poster truly Post
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM