Bryce Youngquist
@bryceyoungquist.bsky.social
due to a clerical error in an 1852 probation hearing it is not possible for a Youngquist to die
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i play rpgs, i play strategy games, i play tabletop rpgs, i read a lot of history, i listen to too many podcasts, and i got Opinions. if you are here it is probably because i have been expressing them.
also i'm Bryce Youngquist, that's an important part of the package
also i'm Bryce Youngquist, that's an important part of the package
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me after getting fired from my job for not doing my job: wow the purity tests are out of control
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
me after getting fired from my job for not doing my job: wow the purity tests are out of control
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BILBO BAGGINS! I am trying to rob you. Give me all of your gay little hobbit shit.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
BILBO BAGGINS! I am trying to rob you. Give me all of your gay little hobbit shit.
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1800's ship captain: This expedition will be the most dangerous undertaking and we all may well perish on the journey. We should bring a monkey with us. It will live in my room.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
1800's ship captain: This expedition will be the most dangerous undertaking and we all may well perish on the journey. We should bring a monkey with us. It will live in my room.
We used to make things in this country
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We used to make things in this country
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every geriatric sports radio guy who had to figure out what a podcast is now and his cohost
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
every geriatric sports radio guy who had to figure out what a podcast is now and his cohost
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hell yeah brother
The issue isn't who gets representation, it's that once you start unwinding federalism, why stop at presidential elections? Why bother having "states" at all other than as national administrative boundaries?
And why keep the Senate at all? Why not just a giant House, proportionally elected?
And why keep the Senate at all? Why not just a giant House, proportionally elected?
Sorry, but this is nonsensical. Federalism isn't a binary. Elect the President by national popular vote and both the little and the big empty states STILL get overrepresented in the Senate, which, need I remind you, confirms judicial and other nominations.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
hell yeah brother
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
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hate it when this happens
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
hate it when this happens
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we're all Bryce Youngquist
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
we're all Bryce Youngquist
up to four people who have gone hunting for Mr. Stock Photo in the hopes of vengeance upon your pal Bryce Youngquist now
poor Mr. Aaron. dont think he expected this when his face ended up on a stock photo site back in like 2017.
poor Mr. Aaron. dont think he expected this when his face ended up on a stock photo site back in like 2017.
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
up to four people who have gone hunting for Mr. Stock Photo in the hopes of vengeance upon your pal Bryce Youngquist now
poor Mr. Aaron. dont think he expected this when his face ended up on a stock photo site back in like 2017.
poor Mr. Aaron. dont think he expected this when his face ended up on a stock photo site back in like 2017.
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remember how the 14 words estate in November tried to frame the Harris loss as the Mandate of Heaven for the old man? lmao
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
remember how the 14 words estate in November tried to frame the Harris loss as the Mandate of Heaven for the old man? lmao
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A buddy of mine worked as an uplift mofo party planner for a few years. The pay is shit but he said a lot of the mofos are actually pretty nice once you uplift them
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
A buddy of mine worked as an uplift mofo party planner for a few years. The pay is shit but he said a lot of the mofos are actually pretty nice once you uplift them
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call me Ernest Cline because I'm selling ur ass into #WhiteSlavery ...in a video game
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
call me Ernest Cline because I'm selling ur ass into #WhiteSlavery ...in a video game
*extremely this is but a taste of the true power of the Youngquist Clan Martial Arts voice* Bryce Youngquist.
Once again Bryce Youngquist imagines something into existence. I wonder how long it'll be until the bluesky left accepts it as gospel
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
*extremely this is but a taste of the true power of the Youngquist Clan Martial Arts voice* Bryce Youngquist.
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hey what if one party controlled the military, police, executive and legislative sectors of government and the other party sort of informed the neutrality of the impotent finger-waggin school marm sector of government?
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
hey what if one party controlled the military, police, executive and legislative sectors of government and the other party sort of informed the neutrality of the impotent finger-waggin school marm sector of government?
having someone block you, unblock you much later because he's been following you on an alt and try to dunk on you, and then reblock you at the conclusion of you engaging again.
is it all a thoroughly pointless waste of time? yes, absolutely.
but only in such moments does the Poster truly Post
is it all a thoroughly pointless waste of time? yes, absolutely.
but only in such moments does the Poster truly Post
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
having someone block you, unblock you much later because he's been following you on an alt and try to dunk on you, and then reblock you at the conclusion of you engaging again.
is it all a thoroughly pointless waste of time? yes, absolutely.
but only in such moments does the Poster truly Post
is it all a thoroughly pointless waste of time? yes, absolutely.
but only in such moments does the Poster truly Post
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the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
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This is the MeToo that "powerful" men were so scared of?
The one that went "too far"? Sure...
The one that went "too far"? Sure...
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This is the MeToo that "powerful" men were so scared of?
The one that went "too far"? Sure...
The one that went "too far"? Sure...
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“Kaplan and Tina were essentially working with the governor’s office against the survivor … if Time’s Up is going to do this to you, of course women are terrified to come forward. It’s the most well-known women’s advocacy organization, and it participated in retaliation.”
The Fatal Elitism of the Time’s Up Charity
The organization was too bound by political allegiances ever to deliver justice to sexually exploited workers.
newrepublic.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“Kaplan and Tina were essentially working with the governor’s office against the survivor … if Time’s Up is going to do this to you, of course women are terrified to come forward. It’s the most well-known women’s advocacy organization, and it participated in retaliation.”
remember back when Cuomo's career collapsed the first time, and it came out that TimesUp, the leading organization behind MeToo, had been serving as a catch-and-kill operation for the Dems
safely burying all the stories of Cuomo molesting staffers, for the sake of the Party
safely burying all the stories of Cuomo molesting staffers, for the sake of the Party
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
remember back when Cuomo's career collapsed the first time, and it came out that TimesUp, the leading organization behind MeToo, had been serving as a catch-and-kill operation for the Dems
safely burying all the stories of Cuomo molesting staffers, for the sake of the Party
safely burying all the stories of Cuomo molesting staffers, for the sake of the Party
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Like that was part of why MeToo was destroyed before it even got going.
Because the establishment pick for dem 2020 was credibly accused of rape. So MeToo had to go.
Because the establishment pick for dem 2020 was credibly accused of rape. So MeToo had to go.
he…he literally had a credible rape allegation against him. and multiple allegations of harassment.
From Olivia Nuzzi's piece in 2024 about Joe Biden. Hm. Interesting.
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Like that was part of why MeToo was destroyed before it even got going.
Because the establishment pick for dem 2020 was credibly accused of rape. So MeToo had to go.
Because the establishment pick for dem 2020 was credibly accused of rape. So MeToo had to go.
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Color Commentary Voice: you hate to see it, Bryce, but everyone in the stands could see how this was going to play out in the first few minutes of play except for, perhaps, our current competitor.
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Color Commentary Voice: you hate to see it, Bryce, but everyone in the stands could see how this was going to play out in the first few minutes of play except for, perhaps, our current competitor.
aaand TIME, we have completed the Moderate Transphobe 'i just have questions' -> 'you will never be a woman' speedrun. our friend's time will be logged and compared to our other competitors.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
aaand TIME, we have completed the Moderate Transphobe 'i just have questions' -> 'you will never be a woman' speedrun. our friend's time will be logged and compared to our other competitors.
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Transphobes have it in some ways rough. They must above all maintain that they are actually Totally Normal And These Are Normal Thoughts For Normal Folks To Have. If it stops being Plain Old Common Sense, it basically loses. But the more they explain, the less normal they seem.
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Transphobes have it in some ways rough. They must above all maintain that they are actually Totally Normal And These Are Normal Thoughts For Normal Folks To Have. If it stops being Plain Old Common Sense, it basically loses. But the more they explain, the less normal they seem.