Bryce Youngquist
@bryceyoungquist.bsky.social
due to a clerical error in an 1852 probation hearing it is not possible for a Youngquist to die
strange that this Mueller, She Wrote lady says that your grandpa died at Guadalcanal, isn't it.
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
strange that this Mueller, She Wrote lady says that your grandpa died at Guadalcanal, isn't it.
heavens no, my name's not Allison Gill.
October 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
heavens no, my name's not Allison Gill.
hey what's that next thing after NNPTC again
the one you dropped out rather than finish
the one you dropped out rather than finish
October 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
hey what's that next thing after NNPTC again
the one you dropped out rather than finish
the one you dropped out rather than finish
odd, some nice lady said you were actually a veteran of Operation Desert Storm, friend.
you should probably link up with her, and check that out. see her here talking about how her grandfather died at Guadalcanal at the same time?
you should probably link up with her, and check that out. see her here talking about how her grandfather died at Guadalcanal at the same time?
October 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
odd, some nice lady said you were actually a veteran of Operation Desert Storm, friend.
you should probably link up with her, and check that out. see her here talking about how her grandfather died at Guadalcanal at the same time?
you should probably link up with her, and check that out. see her here talking about how her grandfather died at Guadalcanal at the same time?
odd, some lady said you were in the first gulf war earlier, friend. and a Desert Storm Disabled Veteran.
neat trick, considering you were in high school at the time.
neat trick, considering you were in high school at the time.
October 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
odd, some lady said you were in the first gulf war earlier, friend. and a Desert Storm Disabled Veteran.
neat trick, considering you were in high school at the time.
neat trick, considering you were in high school at the time.
my apologies. you said you were a navy nuke, in the First Gulf War, and a Desert Storm veteran.
while you were still, in point of fact, actually in high school.
while you were still, in point of fact, actually in high school.
October 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
my apologies. you said you were a navy nuke, in the First Gulf War, and a Desert Storm veteran.
while you were still, in point of fact, actually in high school.
while you were still, in point of fact, actually in high school.
it's good to hear your grandfather no longer died on the Gregory!
when did you hear the news.
when did you hear the news.
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
it's good to hear your grandfather no longer died on the Gregory!
when did you hear the news.
when did you hear the news.
did claim to be in active service in the first gulf war, though! neat trick.
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did claim to be in active service in the first gulf war, though! neat trick.
a director who cast this young man to play himself- Extremely Racist Young Republican Staffer- would rightly be criticized for the fact that c'mon, man, you gotta be at least a little subtle
October 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
a director who cast this young man to play himself- Extremely Racist Young Republican Staffer- would rightly be criticized for the fact that c'mon, man, you gotta be at least a little subtle
like I said. it was hilarious
September 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
like I said. it was hilarious
explaining away genocide and the incompetence of leadership with "but the economy."
amazing how only the proper nouns ever change
amazing how only the proper nouns ever change
September 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
explaining away genocide and the incompetence of leadership with "but the economy."
amazing how only the proper nouns ever change
amazing how only the proper nouns ever change
look, yes, it saves peoples lives, but have you considered the horrible impact on Job Creators to have to put those darned things in
September 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
look, yes, it saves peoples lives, but have you considered the horrible impact on Job Creators to have to put those darned things in
well, aside from the guy who did, who this thread started out responding to. but that hardly counts.
August 31, 2025 at 6:11 AM
well, aside from the guy who did, who this thread started out responding to. but that hardly counts.
oooh, REAL bad news for you, friend.
August 31, 2025 at 6:10 AM
oooh, REAL bad news for you, friend.
I can show you pictures of Gavin Newsom doing it himself, smiling like a fucking jackal the whole time, friend.
sure that by destroying these people's belongings, he is definitely winning the vote of a Republican who exists exclusively in his imagination.
sure that by destroying these people's belongings, he is definitely winning the vote of a Republican who exists exclusively in his imagination.
August 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I can show you pictures of Gavin Newsom doing it himself, smiling like a fucking jackal the whole time, friend.
sure that by destroying these people's belongings, he is definitely winning the vote of a Republican who exists exclusively in his imagination.
sure that by destroying these people's belongings, he is definitely winning the vote of a Republican who exists exclusively in his imagination.
i can show you a guy recoiling in horror at the sight of the Nazis' defeat, does that help
August 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i can show you a guy recoiling in horror at the sight of the Nazis' defeat, does that help
they paid us back with the first boss fight that's A Skeleton Who's Here To Steal Your Girl imo
July 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
they paid us back with the first boss fight that's A Skeleton Who's Here To Steal Your Girl imo
between this and the "what we really need is another Elon Musk, but for housing" line you can really, really see it was written for a world where Biden II was desperately looking for anything they could do vs. a republican congress
fuck yeah, slash and burn regulations, baby
fuck yeah, slash and burn regulations, baby
July 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
between this and the "what we really need is another Elon Musk, but for housing" line you can really, really see it was written for a world where Biden II was desperately looking for anything they could do vs. a republican congress
fuck yeah, slash and burn regulations, baby
fuck yeah, slash and burn regulations, baby
the New York Times and Atlantic Magazine, in particular
want an exceedingly grim laugh? check out that little inset in the top right corner. this ran in 2018.
want an exceedingly grim laugh? check out that little inset in the top right corner. this ran in 2018.
July 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the New York Times and Atlantic Magazine, in particular
want an exceedingly grim laugh? check out that little inset in the top right corner. this ran in 2018.
want an exceedingly grim laugh? check out that little inset in the top right corner. this ran in 2018.
it's an old and subtle two-step. ask anyone if destroying a city for a political cause is bad, and of course they'll agree!
resulting in such wonderful bits of political messaging as this classic.
resulting in such wonderful bits of political messaging as this classic.
June 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
it's an old and subtle two-step. ask anyone if destroying a city for a political cause is bad, and of course they'll agree!
resulting in such wonderful bits of political messaging as this classic.
resulting in such wonderful bits of political messaging as this classic.
pictured: the dangerous situation the boycotters wanted
credit where its due, the 1960s political cartoonist captured your sad, scared face perfectly
credit where its due, the 1960s political cartoonist captured your sad, scared face perfectly
June 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
pictured: the dangerous situation the boycotters wanted
credit where its due, the 1960s political cartoonist captured your sad, scared face perfectly
credit where its due, the 1960s political cartoonist captured your sad, scared face perfectly