Rob Western
@robwestern.bsky.social
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I gotta say... this out-of-context neverending ad for labels on Facebook took me on quite a journey, and now I think I may need some "Pathological Waste" or "Exempt Human Specimen" stickers.
December 6, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I gotta say... this out-of-context neverending ad for labels on Facebook took me on quite a journey, and now I think I may need some "Pathological Waste" or "Exempt Human Specimen" stickers.
Shocking news about crumpets. Not sure I'll recover from this.
December 6, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Shocking news about crumpets. Not sure I'll recover from this.
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i am a grown adult i should not have to fake cough while opening a can of tuna fish so i can make a sandwich without hurting my cats’ feelings
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
i am a grown adult i should not have to fake cough while opening a can of tuna fish so i can make a sandwich without hurting my cats’ feelings
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JOSEPH: got any rooms
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
JOSEPH: got any rooms
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
INNKEEPER: no
JOSEPH: i want to see your manager
INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”
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Explaining to my Norwegian friend that Welsh children are routinely told traumatisingly sad legends as part of their education.
No, we don't know why.
No, we don't know why.
December 3, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Explaining to my Norwegian friend that Welsh children are routinely told traumatisingly sad legends as part of their education.
No, we don't know why.
No, we don't know why.
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star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Spoiler alert.
December 2, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Spoiler alert.
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The loft is just a bin you live under.
December 2, 2024 at 8:55 AM
The loft is just a bin you live under.
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Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.
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[ gets death tarot card ]
me: i've heard it's really not that bad
blackjack dealer: idk seems kinda bad
me: i've heard it's really not that bad
blackjack dealer: idk seems kinda bad
July 10, 2023 at 7:37 PM
[ gets death tarot card ]
me: i've heard it's really not that bad
blackjack dealer: idk seems kinda bad
me: i've heard it's really not that bad
blackjack dealer: idk seems kinda bad
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How to foil a vampire 🦇
November 23, 2024 at 7:52 PM
How to foil a vampire 🦇
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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
November 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
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I started actively using Twitter in 2010 & quickly realised there were other sides to the place outside my hinterland of people there to have fun. Whether you looked for it or not it would pop up in your timeline. Far beyond what I was exposed to irl. So I’ve always thought ‘bubbles’ were bullshit.
November 18, 2024 at 10:06 AM
I started actively using Twitter in 2010 & quickly realised there were other sides to the place outside my hinterland of people there to have fun. Whether you looked for it or not it would pop up in your timeline. Far beyond what I was exposed to irl. So I’ve always thought ‘bubbles’ were bullshit.
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Hello new followers!
If you want to know anything, it’s all on my website…
www.gralefrit.co.uk
I’m doing lots of stuff on Substack, including podcasts and writing and that.
joelmorris.substack.com
Also: Be Funny Or Die, How Comedy Works and Why It Matters… from all the usual book places.
If you want to know anything, it’s all on my website…
www.gralefrit.co.uk
I’m doing lots of stuff on Substack, including podcasts and writing and that.
joelmorris.substack.com
Also: Be Funny Or Die, How Comedy Works and Why It Matters… from all the usual book places.
November 9, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Hello new followers!
If you want to know anything, it’s all on my website…
www.gralefrit.co.uk
I’m doing lots of stuff on Substack, including podcasts and writing and that.
joelmorris.substack.com
Also: Be Funny Or Die, How Comedy Works and Why It Matters… from all the usual book places.
If you want to know anything, it’s all on my website…
www.gralefrit.co.uk
I’m doing lots of stuff on Substack, including podcasts and writing and that.
joelmorris.substack.com
Also: Be Funny Or Die, How Comedy Works and Why It Matters… from all the usual book places.
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A number of artists and creators have made their home on Bluesky, and we hear their concerns with other platforms training on their data. We do not use any of your content to train generative AI, and have no intention of doing so.
November 15, 2024 at 5:22 PM
A number of artists and creators have made their home on Bluesky, and we hear their concerns with other platforms training on their data. We do not use any of your content to train generative AI, and have no intention of doing so.
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Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
November 14, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
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🦘🍻🦘💦
This made me laugh much more than it should have done…
This made me laugh much more than it should have done…
November 14, 2024 at 12:26 PM
🦘🍻🦘💦
This made me laugh much more than it should have done…
This made me laugh much more than it should have done…
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‘I stand by my original statement: we ARE never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.’
November 13, 2024 at 7:13 AM
‘I stand by my original statement: we ARE never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.’
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Oh dear, now we need a new Archbishop of Canterbury AND a new James Bond, and pretty soon it'll be time for another Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. To save energy they should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.
November 12, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Oh dear, now we need a new Archbishop of Canterbury AND a new James Bond, and pretty soon it'll be time for another Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. To save energy they should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now
1. Life Insurance Claims Processor
2. Sound Recordist
3. Silver Service Waiter
4. Personal Trainer
5. English/HIV Awareness Teacher
1. Life Insurance Claims Processor
2. Sound Recordist
3. Silver Service Waiter
4. Personal Trainer
5. English/HIV Awareness Teacher
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now
1. Librarian
2. Children’s book illustrator
3. Bookseller
4. Warehouse delivery unpacker
5. Proofreader for a vanity publishing house
1. Librarian
2. Children’s book illustrator
3. Bookseller
4. Warehouse delivery unpacker
5. Proofreader for a vanity publishing house
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now
1. Telesales
2. Purveyor of fraudulent art (I didn't know it at the time)
3. Selling key insurance (literally insurance for your keys)
4. Sandwich delivery driver
5. Selling ads to Russian farmers (I lasted a morning)
1. Telesales
2. Purveyor of fraudulent art (I didn't know it at the time)
3. Selling key insurance (literally insurance for your keys)
4. Sandwich delivery driver
5. Selling ads to Russian farmers (I lasted a morning)
November 13, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now
1. Life Insurance Claims Processor
2. Sound Recordist
3. Silver Service Waiter
4. Personal Trainer
5. English/HIV Awareness Teacher
1. Life Insurance Claims Processor
2. Sound Recordist
3. Silver Service Waiter
4. Personal Trainer
5. English/HIV Awareness Teacher