Geoff Norcott
@geoffnorcott.bsky.social
Centre-right bloke off comedy & politics shows like Live at the Apollo, Mash Report & Question Time.
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My topical comedy podcast just had its HIGHEST ever weekly listens.
Not bad given it’s been going 6 years.
Two good shows this week if you fancy getting involved.
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Not bad given it’s been going 6 years.
Two good shows this week if you fancy getting involved.
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
I talk politics in my TOUR show.
But also about stuff like this…
(40 dates in 2026 - visit Live Nation)
But also about stuff like this…
(40 dates in 2026 - visit Live Nation)
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I talk politics in my TOUR show.
But also about stuff like this…
(40 dates in 2026 - visit Live Nation)
But also about stuff like this…
(40 dates in 2026 - visit Live Nation)
Reposted by Geoff Norcott
*BUDGET REACTION SPECIAL*
Full disclosure, the budget made me poorer, which *may* have influenced my response…
…just a little bit…
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Full disclosure, the budget made me poorer, which *may* have influenced my response…
…just a little bit…
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
*BUDGET REACTION SPECIAL*
Full disclosure, the budget made me poorer, which *may* have influenced my response…
…just a little bit…
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Full disclosure, the budget made me poorer, which *may* have influenced my response…
…just a little bit…
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
*BUDGET REACTION SPECIAL*
Full disclosure, the budget made me poorer, which *may* have influenced my response…
…just a little bit…
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Full disclosure, the budget made me poorer, which *may* have influenced my response…
…just a little bit…
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
*BUDGET REACTION SPECIAL*
Full disclosure, the budget made me poorer, which *may* have influenced my response…
…just a little bit…
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Full disclosure, the budget made me poorer, which *may* have influenced my response…
…just a little bit…
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Recently I was proud to become an ambassador for The Association for Male Health & Wellbeing
@AMHW_UK
On Monday I said a few words at their annual awards.
I was overwhelmed at the scale of good work & those who’ve been doing it for years - sometimes in the face of scepticism & hostility.
@AMHW_UK
On Monday I said a few words at their annual awards.
I was overwhelmed at the scale of good work & those who’ve been doing it for years - sometimes in the face of scepticism & hostility.
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Recently I was proud to become an ambassador for The Association for Male Health & Wellbeing
@AMHW_UK
On Monday I said a few words at their annual awards.
I was overwhelmed at the scale of good work & those who’ve been doing it for years - sometimes in the face of scepticism & hostility.
@AMHW_UK
On Monday I said a few words at their annual awards.
I was overwhelmed at the scale of good work & those who’ve been doing it for years - sometimes in the face of scepticism & hostility.
Hitting people saving for their pensions at a time when we’ll have to work longer knowing we’ll get less from the state is a special kind of stupid.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Hitting people saving for their pensions at a time when we’ll have to work longer knowing we’ll get less from the state is a special kind of stupid.
I normally try to deal in a bit of nuance
But fuck this budget all the way to hell
(nuance resumes tomorrow)
But fuck this budget all the way to hell
(nuance resumes tomorrow)
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I normally try to deal in a bit of nuance
But fuck this budget all the way to hell
(nuance resumes tomorrow)
But fuck this budget all the way to hell
(nuance resumes tomorrow)
I’ll be having a root-canal during the Budget.
Feels about right.
Feels about right.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I’ll be having a root-canal during the Budget.
Feels about right.
Feels about right.
FUTURE HEADLINES
‘Foxtonsgate!’
Outrage as bent estate agents pocket thousands to value homes just below 2 million
‘Foxtonsgate!’
Outrage as bent estate agents pocket thousands to value homes just below 2 million
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 AM
FUTURE HEADLINES
‘Foxtonsgate!’
Outrage as bent estate agents pocket thousands to value homes just below 2 million
‘Foxtonsgate!’
Outrage as bent estate agents pocket thousands to value homes just below 2 million
And now for the latest #pisstakeprices leaderboard of shame
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
And now for the latest #pisstakeprices leaderboard of shame
BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The funny and financially astute @DominicFrisby joins me to discuss….
- Budget predictions
- Forfeits for MPs who leak
- Trump getting property on the Black Sea
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The funny and financially astute @DominicFrisby joins me to discuss….
- Budget predictions
- Forfeits for MPs who leak
- Trump getting property on the Black Sea
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The funny and financially astute @DominicFrisby joins me to discuss….
- Budget predictions
- Forfeits for MPs who leak
- Trump getting property on the Black Sea
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The funny and financially astute @DominicFrisby joins me to discuss….
- Budget predictions
- Forfeits for MPs who leak
- Trump getting property on the Black Sea
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Worst thing about Travis Head is he doesn’t even have the common decency to be dislikeable.
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Worst thing about Travis Head is he doesn’t even have the common decency to be dislikeable.
Apparently Usman Khawaja destabilised his debutant opening partner for the sake of a massage??
Hearing rumours he also had soothing music and a face-mask on.
Hearing rumours he also had soothing music and a face-mask on.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Apparently Usman Khawaja destabilised his debutant opening partner for the sake of a massage??
Hearing rumours he also had soothing music and a face-mask on.
Hearing rumours he also had soothing music and a face-mask on.
Belated thanks to last nights tour crowd in Leicester.
A very warm audience given so many were wearing coats.
A very warm audience given so many were wearing coats.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Belated thanks to last nights tour crowd in Leicester.
A very warm audience given so many were wearing coats.
A very warm audience given so many were wearing coats.
Wow.
Good thing the Aussies did all that Sheffield shield batting eh.
Might as well as have played some golf lads.
Good thing the Aussies did all that Sheffield shield batting eh.
Might as well as have played some golf lads.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Wow.
Good thing the Aussies did all that Sheffield shield batting eh.
Might as well as have played some golf lads.
Good thing the Aussies did all that Sheffield shield batting eh.
Might as well as have played some golf lads.
Thanks to a high energy midweek crowd in Maidstone.
So much energy in fact I can only conclude you’d all already broken up for Christmas.
So much energy in fact I can only conclude you’d all already broken up for Christmas.
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Thanks to a high energy midweek crowd in Maidstone.
So much energy in fact I can only conclude you’d all already broken up for Christmas.
So much energy in fact I can only conclude you’d all already broken up for Christmas.
Happy #internationalmensday 2025.
There are some life outcomes which are unequivocally worse for men, it’s a simple fact the smart people are slowly cottoning on to.
So I’m delighted to ANNOUNCE I’m the new ambassador for the relaunched
@AMHW_UK
Work to do 💪🏻
There are some life outcomes which are unequivocally worse for men, it’s a simple fact the smart people are slowly cottoning on to.
So I’m delighted to ANNOUNCE I’m the new ambassador for the relaunched
@AMHW_UK
Work to do 💪🏻
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Happy #internationalmensday 2025.
There are some life outcomes which are unequivocally worse for men, it’s a simple fact the smart people are slowly cottoning on to.
So I’m delighted to ANNOUNCE I’m the new ambassador for the relaunched
@AMHW_UK
Work to do 💪🏻
There are some life outcomes which are unequivocally worse for men, it’s a simple fact the smart people are slowly cottoning on to.
So I’m delighted to ANNOUNCE I’m the new ambassador for the relaunched
@AMHW_UK
Work to do 💪🏻
Last Autumn dates of BASIC BLOKE 2
Weds - MAIDSTONE - sold out
Thurs - LEICESTER - 19 tix left
Fri 28th - CRAWLEY - 70% sold
Sat 29th - LONDON - 89% sold
Having so much fun with this show, see you out there …
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Weds - MAIDSTONE - sold out
Thurs - LEICESTER - 19 tix left
Fri 28th - CRAWLEY - 70% sold
Sat 29th - LONDON - 89% sold
Having so much fun with this show, see you out there …
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Last Autumn dates of BASIC BLOKE 2
Weds - MAIDSTONE - sold out
Thurs - LEICESTER - 19 tix left
Fri 28th - CRAWLEY - 70% sold
Sat 29th - LONDON - 89% sold
Having so much fun with this show, see you out there …
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Weds - MAIDSTONE - sold out
Thurs - LEICESTER - 19 tix left
Fri 28th - CRAWLEY - 70% sold
Sat 29th - LONDON - 89% sold
Having so much fun with this show, see you out there …
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🚨
The whip- smart @pierrenovellie joins me to discuss..
- Labour talking tuff on immigration
- Cracks in the MAGA movement
- Why nuclear power is amazing
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The whip- smart @pierrenovellie joins me to discuss..
- Labour talking tuff on immigration
- Cracks in the MAGA movement
- Why nuclear power is amazing
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
BRAND NEW PODCAST EPISODE 🚨
The whip- smart @pierrenovellie joins me to discuss..
- Labour talking tuff on immigration
- Cracks in the MAGA movement
- Why nuclear power is amazing
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The whip- smart @pierrenovellie joins me to discuss..
- Labour talking tuff on immigration
- Cracks in the MAGA movement
- Why nuclear power is amazing
Apple: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Got a really good book I’ve been trying to finish since June.
Instead I’m watching an AI video of what would happen if 100 Emporer Palpatines fought 100 Darth Vaders.
(Used to be an English teacher btw)
Instead I’m watching an AI video of what would happen if 100 Emporer Palpatines fought 100 Darth Vaders.
(Used to be an English teacher btw)
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Got a really good book I’ve been trying to finish since June.
Instead I’m watching an AI video of what would happen if 100 Emporer Palpatines fought 100 Darth Vaders.
(Used to be an English teacher btw)
Instead I’m watching an AI video of what would happen if 100 Emporer Palpatines fought 100 Darth Vaders.
(Used to be an English teacher btw)
Exeter!
From the moment some of you cheered at the lights going down I knew it would be a belter.
Thanks so much for coming out on a Sunday.
From the moment some of you cheered at the lights going down I knew it would be a belter.
Thanks so much for coming out on a Sunday.
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Exeter!
From the moment some of you cheered at the lights going down I knew it would be a belter.
Thanks so much for coming out on a Sunday.
From the moment some of you cheered at the lights going down I knew it would be a belter.
Thanks so much for coming out on a Sunday.
My topical comedy podcast just had its HIGHEST ever weekly listens.
Not bad given it’s been going 6 years.
Two good shows this week if you fancy getting involved.
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Not bad given it’s been going 6 years.
Two good shows this week if you fancy getting involved.
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
My topical comedy podcast just had its HIGHEST ever weekly listens.
Not bad given it’s been going 6 years.
Two good shows this week if you fancy getting involved.
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Not bad given it’s been going 6 years.
Two good shows this week if you fancy getting involved.
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Thank to a lovely crowd tonight in Bridport.
You were that nice I’ve reversed my decision to never come to Bridport again.
You were that nice I’ve reversed my decision to never come to Bridport again.
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Thank to a lovely crowd tonight in Bridport.
You were that nice I’ve reversed my decision to never come to Bridport again.
You were that nice I’ve reversed my decision to never come to Bridport again.
Is there anything which isn't 'DONE', 'FINISHED' or 'COOKED'?
By current social media estimates, almost nothing which is a currently a thing will still be a thing in the near future.
By current social media estimates, almost nothing which is a currently a thing will still be a thing in the near future.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Is there anything which isn't 'DONE', 'FINISHED' or 'COOKED'?
By current social media estimates, almost nothing which is a currently a thing will still be a thing in the near future.
By current social media estimates, almost nothing which is a currently a thing will still be a thing in the near future.
I’m back on @TimesRadio from 7pm.
We always start the show with a comedy review of the week’s news, but it’s been such a quiet week.
Anyone heard any big political stories knocking about?
We always start the show with a comedy review of the week’s news, but it’s been such a quiet week.
Anyone heard any big political stories knocking about?
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m back on @TimesRadio from 7pm.
We always start the show with a comedy review of the week’s news, but it’s been such a quiet week.
Anyone heard any big political stories knocking about?
We always start the show with a comedy review of the week’s news, but it’s been such a quiet week.
Anyone heard any big political stories knocking about?