Geoff Norcott
@geoffnorcott.bsky.social
Centre-right bloke off comedy & politics shows like Live at the Apollo, Mash Report & Question Time.
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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
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BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨
After a mad few days I reflect on…
- Hammy David Lammy
- Needy Nigel in the News
- Tory’s dancing past an open goal
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
After a mad few days I reflect on…
- Hammy David Lammy
- Needy Nigel in the News
- Tory’s dancing past an open goal
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Reposted by Geoff Norcott
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The brilliant @RachelFairburn joins me to discuss…
- Trump Vs BBC
- C-bombs on comedy shows
- The latest #pisstakeprices
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Wow wow Newcastle.
A rainy mid November Sunday yet the energy was next level.
Thank you so much.
😊
A rainy mid November Sunday yet the energy was next level.
Thank you so much.
😊
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Wow wow Newcastle.
A rainy mid November Sunday yet the energy was next level.
Thank you so much.
😊
A rainy mid November Sunday yet the energy was next level.
Thank you so much.
😊
Reposted by Geoff Norcott
My next few TOUR shows…
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
My next few TOUR shows…
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
My next few TOUR shows…
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
My next few TOUR shows…
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Tonight - NEWCASTLE - sold out
Thursday - LONDON - 16 tix left
Saturday - BRIDPORT - tix available
Sunday (16th) - EXETER - 84.3% sold
For these & all 2026 dates 👇🏼
www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcot...
Won’t lie, Alnwick is a long way away, but within a minute on stage it all made sense.
Cheers to all who came out.
Cheers to all who came out.
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Won’t lie, Alnwick is a long way away, but within a minute on stage it all made sense.
Cheers to all who came out.
Cheers to all who came out.
Touring taught me that Northerners are just built different.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Touring taught me that Northerners are just built different.
Tried to look relaxed, ended up looking like a melt with thin hair.
Anyway, I’m on @TimesRadio from 7pm
(It’ll be a lot better than this photo)
Anyway, I’m on @TimesRadio from 7pm
(It’ll be a lot better than this photo)
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Tried to look relaxed, ended up looking like a melt with thin hair.
Anyway, I’m on @TimesRadio from 7pm
(It’ll be a lot better than this photo)
Anyway, I’m on @TimesRadio from 7pm
(It’ll be a lot better than this photo)
How does the word ‘lying’ feel about the term ‘gaslighting’?
Must be similar to how Skype feels about Zoom.
Must be similar to how Skype feels about Zoom.
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
How does the word ‘lying’ feel about the term ‘gaslighting’?
Must be similar to how Skype feels about Zoom.
Must be similar to how Skype feels about Zoom.
Cheers to a very fun audience tonight in Monmouth.
Thoughts & prayers to the guy who paused too long when asked sharing his hobbies.
🙏🏼
Thoughts & prayers to the guy who paused too long when asked sharing his hobbies.
🙏🏼
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Cheers to a very fun audience tonight in Monmouth.
Thoughts & prayers to the guy who paused too long when asked sharing his hobbies.
🙏🏼
Thoughts & prayers to the guy who paused too long when asked sharing his hobbies.
🙏🏼
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨
After a mad few days I reflect on…
- Hammy David Lammy
- Needy Nigel in the News
- Tory’s dancing past an open goal
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
After a mad few days I reflect on…
- Hammy David Lammy
- Needy Nigel in the News
- Tory’s dancing past an open goal
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 🚨
After a mad few days I reflect on…
- Hammy David Lammy
- Needy Nigel in the News
- Tory’s dancing past an open goal
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
After a mad few days I reflect on…
- Hammy David Lammy
- Needy Nigel in the News
- Tory’s dancing past an open goal
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Nothing says 'winner' like walking out of a Travelodge breakfast, pockets stuffed with pastries.
Hope you also hit your goals today.
#ThursdayMotivation
Hope you also hit your goals today.
#ThursdayMotivation
November 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Nothing says 'winner' like walking out of a Travelodge breakfast, pockets stuffed with pastries.
Hope you also hit your goals today.
#ThursdayMotivation
Hope you also hit your goals today.
#ThursdayMotivation
Thanks to a delightful midweek crowd in Redditch.
That was an uncommon level of Wednesday energy.
I can only presume none of have work tomorrow.
That was an uncommon level of Wednesday energy.
I can only presume none of have work tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Thanks to a delightful midweek crowd in Redditch.
That was an uncommon level of Wednesday energy.
I can only presume none of have work tomorrow.
That was an uncommon level of Wednesday energy.
I can only presume none of have work tomorrow.
Reposted by Geoff Norcott
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The brilliant @vittorioangelon joins me to discuss..
- Who Will Labour tax?
- Is it ‘embarrassing’ to have a boyfriend?
- Why Autumn is over rated
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The brilliant @vittorioangelon joins me to discuss..
- Who Will Labour tax?
- Is it ‘embarrassing’ to have a boyfriend?
- Why Autumn is over rated
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The brilliant @vittorioangelon joins me to discuss..
- Who Will Labour tax?
- Is it ‘embarrassing’ to have a boyfriend?
- Why Autumn is over rated
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The brilliant @vittorioangelon joins me to discuss..
- Who Will Labour tax?
- Is it ‘embarrassing’ to have a boyfriend?
- Why Autumn is over rated
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Genuinely interested to know the impact on average voters of bringing up Liz Truss & Kwasi Kwarteng.
The news cycle moves so fast now, it’s like being reminded of fidget spinners & the ice-bucket challenge.
The news cycle moves so fast now, it’s like being reminded of fidget spinners & the ice-bucket challenge.
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Genuinely interested to know the impact on average voters of bringing up Liz Truss & Kwasi Kwarteng.
The news cycle moves so fast now, it’s like being reminded of fidget spinners & the ice-bucket challenge.
The news cycle moves so fast now, it’s like being reminded of fidget spinners & the ice-bucket challenge.
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The brilliant @vittorioangelon joins me to discuss..
- Who Will Labour tax?
- Is it ‘embarrassing’ to have a boyfriend?
- Why Autumn is over rated
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The brilliant @vittorioangelon joins me to discuss..
- Who Will Labour tax?
- Is it ‘embarrassing’ to have a boyfriend?
- Why Autumn is over rated
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
Comedy Podcast · Updated weekly · In an overwhelmingly Lefty comedic landscape, right-leaning stand-up Geoff Norcott is a rare beast. In WMPT he gets to the heart of what ordinary people think about s...
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥
The brilliant @vittorioangelon joins me to discuss..
- Who Will Labour tax?
- Is it ‘embarrassing’ to have a boyfriend?
- Why Autumn is over rated
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
The brilliant @vittorioangelon joins me to discuss..
- Who Will Labour tax?
- Is it ‘embarrassing’ to have a boyfriend?
- Why Autumn is over rated
iTunes: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
Spotify: bit.ly/GeoffNorcott...
So when Reeves talked last year about a ‘once in a parliament’ budget she really meant ‘one a year’.
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
So when Reeves talked last year about a ‘once in a parliament’ budget she really meant ‘one a year’.
Just come off stage in Chelmsford.
Wow.
What an audience.
Thanks for coming.
👊🏻👊🏻
Wow.
What an audience.
Thanks for coming.
👊🏻👊🏻
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just come off stage in Chelmsford.
Wow.
What an audience.
Thanks for coming.
👊🏻👊🏻
Wow.
What an audience.
Thanks for coming.
👊🏻👊🏻
It’s weird the press are now referring to him as just ‘Andrew’.
It’s like getting updates from the Mrs about a mutual friend going off the rails.
‘He’s had to move out….his brother ain’t talking to him..’
It’s like getting updates from the Mrs about a mutual friend going off the rails.
‘He’s had to move out….his brother ain’t talking to him..’
October 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It’s weird the press are now referring to him as just ‘Andrew’.
It’s like getting updates from the Mrs about a mutual friend going off the rails.
‘He’s had to move out….his brother ain’t talking to him..’
It’s like getting updates from the Mrs about a mutual friend going off the rails.
‘He’s had to move out….his brother ain’t talking to him..’
It’s weird the press are now talking about a bloke just called ‘Andrew’.
It’s like getting texts from the Mrs about a mutual friend who’s gone off the rails.
It’s like getting texts from the Mrs about a mutual friend who’s gone off the rails.
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It’s weird the press are now talking about a bloke just called ‘Andrew’.
It’s like getting texts from the Mrs about a mutual friend who’s gone off the rails.
It’s like getting texts from the Mrs about a mutual friend who’s gone off the rails.
BIG THANKS to everyone who’s been listening to my @TimesRadio show - some great recent numbers from Rajar 🎉
I’m back on air tonight from 7pm.
I’m back on air tonight from 7pm.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
BIG THANKS to everyone who’s been listening to my @TimesRadio show - some great recent numbers from Rajar 🎉
I’m back on air tonight from 7pm.
I’m back on air tonight from 7pm.
You know what's *almost* as bad as confusion over the chancellor's rental paperwork?
Raising employer NI contributions just as AI is becoming a viable alternative to humans.
Raising employer NI contributions just as AI is becoming a viable alternative to humans.
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
You know what's *almost* as bad as confusion over the chancellor's rental paperwork?
Raising employer NI contributions just as AI is becoming a viable alternative to humans.
Raising employer NI contributions just as AI is becoming a viable alternative to humans.
A story about my WORST ever gig.
(From this week’s episode of What Most People Think)
(From this week’s episode of What Most People Think)
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A story about my WORST ever gig.
(From this week’s episode of What Most People Think)
(From this week’s episode of What Most People Think)
Thoughts & prayers for Rachel Reeves husband over these new emails.
I once got the silent treatment for not using the Tesco club-card on our big shop.
But I wasn't chancellor.
Hang in there buddy.
I once got the silent treatment for not using the Tesco club-card on our big shop.
But I wasn't chancellor.
Hang in there buddy.
October 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Thoughts & prayers for Rachel Reeves husband over these new emails.
I once got the silent treatment for not using the Tesco club-card on our big shop.
But I wasn't chancellor.
Hang in there buddy.
I once got the silent treatment for not using the Tesco club-card on our big shop.
But I wasn't chancellor.
Hang in there buddy.