Robert Perea
@robertlucasperea.bsky.social
Wyoming native, Bay Area currently. Writer at times. Bad, but devout, Catholic.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50.
California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.
Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.
California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.
Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50.
California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.
Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.
California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.
Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
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Still amusing to me that MAGA’s alpha male hero is obsessed with a gilded ballroom. They voted for Rambo and got Liberace.
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Still amusing to me that MAGA’s alpha male hero is obsessed with a gilded ballroom. They voted for Rambo and got Liberace.
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Anyway, we’re overdue for our Covid vaccines and we’re uninsured. Apparently for both of us to get it, it’s $290. I know everyone’s struggling, but does anyone want to help us get those? My CA and V are KellySMcGonigal
October 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Anyway, we’re overdue for our Covid vaccines and we’re uninsured. Apparently for both of us to get it, it’s $290. I know everyone’s struggling, but does anyone want to help us get those? My CA and V are KellySMcGonigal
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70s country artist: you'll never take me alive, pig
2023 country artist: uwu i wanna suck off a cop
2023 country artist: uwu i wanna suck off a cop
July 20, 2023 at 5:48 PM
70s country artist: you'll never take me alive, pig
2023 country artist: uwu i wanna suck off a cop
2023 country artist: uwu i wanna suck off a cop
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Gonna give it an honest shot over here. If anyone cares to give me a signal boost for folks to find me, I'd appreciate it.
October 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Gonna give it an honest shot over here. If anyone cares to give me a signal boost for folks to find me, I'd appreciate it.
“It was an abortion, Michael! Just like our marriage is an abortion!”
Me in high school speech competition if I had seen Godfather II
Me in high school speech competition if I had seen Godfather II
October 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“It was an abortion, Michael! Just like our marriage is an abortion!”
Me in high school speech competition if I had seen Godfather II
Me in high school speech competition if I had seen Godfather II
Wonder what hat they’ll bury her in.
October 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Wonder what hat they’ll bury her in.
Trump in his situation room throwing bottle after bottle of ketchup at the wall. Miller watches via cctv in sweaty delight.
October 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Trump in his situation room throwing bottle after bottle of ketchup at the wall. Miller watches via cctv in sweaty delight.
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This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.
October 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.
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“We should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood” is an also a perfect summation of the “deal” they’ve offered universities.
October 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
“We should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood” is an also a perfect summation of the “deal” they’ve offered universities.
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BREAKING: A librarian fired by in Campbell County, Wyoming, for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from shelves just got the last laugh – a $700,000 settlement for violating her first amendment rights. 👏 May this be a warning across the nation.
October 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
BREAKING: A librarian fired by in Campbell County, Wyoming, for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from shelves just got the last laugh – a $700,000 settlement for violating her first amendment rights. 👏 May this be a warning across the nation.
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To the vibrant and lucrative literary magazines of 2025: I have read every Krasznahorkai novel and evangelize him to the unhearing masses and, yes, I will absolutely write an essay for you on this joyous occasion that is, appropriately, one long sentence — one sentence longer than this one, an enti-
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
To the vibrant and lucrative literary magazines of 2025: I have read every Krasznahorkai novel and evangelize him to the unhearing masses and, yes, I will absolutely write an essay for you on this joyous occasion that is, appropriately, one long sentence — one sentence longer than this one, an enti-
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People always think I’m autistic because I tell them these are tears of logic
October 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
People always think I’m autistic because I tell them these are tears of logic
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism
teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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After a few days witnessing the Bad Bunny Super Bowl thing I guess my questions are:
Is this just how it is now? Are white people just going to cry about every single thing that ever happens from now on until forever now? Like on top of the kidnappings are they just going to keep fucking whining?
Is this just how it is now? Are white people just going to cry about every single thing that ever happens from now on until forever now? Like on top of the kidnappings are they just going to keep fucking whining?
October 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
After a few days witnessing the Bad Bunny Super Bowl thing I guess my questions are:
Is this just how it is now? Are white people just going to cry about every single thing that ever happens from now on until forever now? Like on top of the kidnappings are they just going to keep fucking whining?
Is this just how it is now? Are white people just going to cry about every single thing that ever happens from now on until forever now? Like on top of the kidnappings are they just going to keep fucking whining?
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I want a 9-minute ballad about teaching Travis Kelce where the clit is
October 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I want a 9-minute ballad about teaching Travis Kelce where the clit is
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are you a good bitch or a bad bitch
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
are you a good bitch or a bad bitch
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Get in, loser. I love you
October 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Get in, loser. I love you
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It’s probably a good thing that comedy is going to have a reckoning about comedians pretending they’re dangerous or edgy when their definition of those words is that they whitewash repressive government regimes for money but also make gay jokes
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It’s probably a good thing that comedy is going to have a reckoning about comedians pretending they’re dangerous or edgy when their definition of those words is that they whitewash repressive government regimes for money but also make gay jokes
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Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class!
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class!