wolfgang fuckface
@mustachetoilet.bsky.social
670 followers 71 following 15 posts
a grilled cheese with a sucked dick | the mustache thread guy | the capitalism toilet guy | the trapeze troop wife fucker guy | he/him
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mustachetoilet.bsky.social
Implied I was a Nazi for staying on twitter for as long as I did simply because I posted here that I was gonna give Bluesky an honest shot
mustachetoilet.bsky.social
I haven't left shit, idiot. And good for you. Nobody cares.
mustachetoilet.bsky.social
Ah, so this is what I've heard so much about
mustachetoilet.bsky.social
Imagine being mad at me while I'm just over here looking like this
mustachetoilet.bsky.social
When I minimize this app and instinctively pull up twitter
mustachetoilet.bsky.social
Sorry I would have been here sooner but I was seeing Candyman (1992) on the big screen like this the entire time
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hydrationchimp.bsky.social
scrolling through a starter pack and not seeing your own account
Adam Sandler on top of the world, excited about a big gambling win in Uncut Gems
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mustachetoilet.bsky.social
70s country artist: you'll never take me alive, pig

2023 country artist: uwu i wanna suck off a cop
mustachetoilet.bsky.social
Good to see a lot of pals I've missed from the Nazi site, will follow back as soon as I can catch up
mustachetoilet.bsky.social
Gonna give it an honest shot over here. If anyone cares to give me a signal boost for folks to find me, I'd appreciate it.
mustachetoilet.bsky.social
EMERGENCY DISPATCHER: 9-1-1 what is your emergency

RAYLAN GIVENS: this is deputy marshall raylan giv–

EMERGENCY DISPATCHER: how many was it this time
mustachetoilet.bsky.social
2013 was the last time a razor touched my face
mustachetoilet.bsky.social
Me asking my followers here to spread the word about mustachetoilet
mustachetoilet.bsky.social
70s country artist: you'll never take me alive, pig

2023 country artist: uwu i wanna suck off a cop