Rick Aaron
@rickaaron.bsky.social
Artist lover, reader, avid dog
If all your relatives are holding notepads with prepared speeches it’s not Thanksgiving dinner. It’s your intervention.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If all your relatives are holding notepads with prepared speeches it’s not Thanksgiving dinner. It’s your intervention.
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I quit smoking cold turkey but I relapse every thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I quit smoking cold turkey but I relapse every thanksgiving
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If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
“I brined the turkey in my tears” is a fun little icebreaker if you’re hosting Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“I brined the turkey in my tears” is a fun little icebreaker if you’re hosting Thanksgiving
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“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
My broker says that my investments are doing so well that he’s no longer sending me statements. I must be getting rich!
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My broker says that my investments are doing so well that he’s no longer sending me statements. I must be getting rich!
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how else will i know if my kid's a witch?
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
how else will i know if my kid's a witch?
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Am I being too obvious if I show up for Thanksgiving dinner carrying empty Tupperware and a box of Ziploc bags?
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Am I being too obvious if I show up for Thanksgiving dinner carrying empty Tupperware and a box of Ziploc bags?
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10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
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Someone compliments you on your porcelain skin. How does it feel to be compared to a toilet?
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Someone compliments you on your porcelain skin. How does it feel to be compared to a toilet?
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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Ah, another beautiful start to a day of insecurity, struggle and existential dread
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Ah, another beautiful start to a day of insecurity, struggle and existential dread
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They call it “personal growth” because other people’s growths are disgusting.
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
They call it “personal growth” because other people’s growths are disgusting.
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Woke up 2 hours before my alarm and couldn't get back to sleep so I get it serial killers
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Woke up 2 hours before my alarm and couldn't get back to sleep so I get it serial killers
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Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.
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When push comes to shove make sure they have a really long drop behind them.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When push comes to shove make sure they have a really long drop behind them.
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it’s true, i looked
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
it’s true, i looked
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If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
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What in the festive fuck
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What in the festive fuck
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wife: would you ever pay for sex?
me: before I respond is this a serious offer and how much are you asking for?
me: before I respond is this a serious offer and how much are you asking for?
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
wife: would you ever pay for sex?
me: before I respond is this a serious offer and how much are you asking for?
me: before I respond is this a serious offer and how much are you asking for?
“How much do you weigh? Ever cheated on your significant other? How much money do you make?”
-Way Too Personal Pan Pizza
-Way Too Personal Pan Pizza
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“How much do you weigh? Ever cheated on your significant other? How much money do you make?”
-Way Too Personal Pan Pizza
-Way Too Personal Pan Pizza
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"You don't speak German, Tom."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"You don't speak German, Tom."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
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pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”