Richard Pancake
@richpancake.bsky.social
He/him. Wichita. Go Spurs Go.
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It is my sincere belief that this is a more profound work of art than every Godard movie I've seen
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It is my sincere belief that this is a more profound work of art than every Godard movie I've seen
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was there ever a bigger bozo in the nba than kobe bryant? here's my answer: no there wasn't. he was the biggest
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
was there ever a bigger bozo in the nba than kobe bryant? here's my answer: no there wasn't. he was the biggest
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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There is inexplicably a Jeopardy category tonight about Cleanthony Early
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
There is inexplicably a Jeopardy category tonight about Cleanthony Early
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
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Things bosses say mid November while the hourly employees work hardest all year:
* WHITE HOUSE ECONOMIC ADVISER HASSETT: THERE COULD BE A LITTLE BIT OF ALMOST QUIET TIME IN THE LABOR MARKET
@reuters.com #QuietTime
@reuters.com #QuietTime
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Things bosses say mid November while the hourly employees work hardest all year:
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
Rewatching this recently and realizing it might be a show filled with my favorite characters. The ones I felt like I knew the most by the end. Snoop, Bubbles, and of course, Omar. But every single one is nuanced, interesting, deep, and a blast to watch on tv.
"Mans say this is the Cadillac…he mean Lexus, but he ain’t know it." -Snoop
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Rewatching this recently and realizing it might be a show filled with my favorite characters. The ones I felt like I knew the most by the end. Snoop, Bubbles, and of course, Omar. But every single one is nuanced, interesting, deep, and a blast to watch on tv.
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VICTOR WEMBANYAMA, ARE YOU SERIOUS
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
VICTOR WEMBANYAMA, ARE YOU SERIOUS
I fucking HATE this.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I fucking HATE this.
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jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
I was walking in front of a busy restaurant at lunch time and slipped on ice. Absolutely ate shit ass over teakettle style and had to help myself up wobbling on an ice patch and using the restaurants front window to get back on my feet with 50 or so diners enjoying the show.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I was walking in front of a busy restaurant at lunch time and slipped on ice. Absolutely ate shit ass over teakettle style and had to help myself up wobbling on an ice patch and using the restaurants front window to get back on my feet with 50 or so diners enjoying the show.
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Every element of this is comedic perfection.
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Every element of this is comedic perfection.
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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Remember that little boy who cried uncontrollably because he wanted A’ja Wilson to come to his house??? He got to MEET her and I cannot deal… 🥹😭❤️ #WNBA
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Remember that little boy who cried uncontrollably because he wanted A’ja Wilson to come to his house??? He got to MEET her and I cannot deal… 🥹😭❤️ #WNBA
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can ChatGPT squat 600 lbs.?? NO
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
can ChatGPT squat 600 lbs.?? NO
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It’s true. Nirvana was a bad band with good drumming.
soundgarden should’ve been in the hall of fame long before pearl jam or that talentless self-important garden gnome who fronted nirvana, but man, get brandi carlisle’s shitty country ass tf out
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It’s true. Nirvana was a bad band with good drumming.
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average bluesky poster
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
average bluesky poster