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im the will stancil of eating pussy
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
im the will stancil of eating pussy
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All your logic says there’s no way. That’s okay. Jesus said in Matthew 19, “Humanly speaking, it is impossible, but with your dick, all things are possible.” Don't let your human reasoning set the limits for your life.
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
All your logic says there’s no way. That’s okay. Jesus said in Matthew 19, “Humanly speaking, it is impossible, but with your dick, all things are possible.” Don't let your human reasoning set the limits for your life.
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Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/
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*metallica voice*
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
GRIPPIN MY PENIS TIGHT
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
GRIPPIN MY PENIS TIGHT
June 28, 2024 at 11:25 PM
*metallica voice*
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
GRIPPIN MY PENIS TIGHT
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
GRIPPIN MY PENIS TIGHT
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modding breasts onto an AC character is weird, and tbh it’s ok to do weird shit, but when a more normal person is like “homie that’s hella weird” and your first instinct is to become unglued over it and call them an oppressor for pointing it out, idk, maybe the little freak life isn’t for you
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
modding breasts onto an AC character is weird, and tbh it’s ok to do weird shit, but when a more normal person is like “homie that’s hella weird” and your first instinct is to become unglued over it and call them an oppressor for pointing it out, idk, maybe the little freak life isn’t for you
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Behold, the guys who were on TV a few weeks ago asking 19-year-old lance corporals to defy their chain of command lmfaoo
Asked if he supports Congress using its power of the purse to hold Trump accountable for Venezuela, Chuck Schumer replies: "Let's first get the facts."
January 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Behold, the guys who were on TV a few weeks ago asking 19-year-old lance corporals to defy their chain of command lmfaoo
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this is actually a common misconception. SRS is when you get your shit diced up like a mango
It's actually kind of a bummer when you dig in here- SRS is a wholly owned subsidiary of Home Depot, not some family-run company where the rich second-generation owners decided to blow 1.5M on a bowl game in some goofy vanity project
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
this is actually a common misconception. SRS is when you get your shit diced up like a mango
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republicans are finally addressing the need for gender neutral bathrooms in dc
Speaker Mike Johnson: "We're going to work on that [Charlie Kirk] statue in the Capitol."
December 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
republicans are finally addressing the need for gender neutral bathrooms in dc
mfw i go to reap and it's exactly what i sowed
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
mfw i go to reap and it's exactly what i sowed
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I know no one wants to hear "Clinton is innocent of something," but that was the thought I had when the most damning stuff on him to be released by the Trump DOJ was a flight attendant giving him a backrub in public in a possibly jokey way. If there was stuff on Bubba, I think we'd have seen it.
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I know no one wants to hear "Clinton is innocent of something," but that was the thought I had when the most damning stuff on him to be released by the Trump DOJ was a flight attendant giving him a backrub in public in a possibly jokey way. If there was stuff on Bubba, I think we'd have seen it.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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mfw my doctor prescribes me death but i'm american so my insurance doesn't cover it
Noticing that Democrats are passing “right to die” laws before passing “right to housing” or “right to healthcare” laws www.nprillinois.org/government-p...
Gov. JB Pritzker signs 'right-to-die' legislation for terminally ill people to end their lives in Illinois
The new law, which takes effect next September, opens the door for people 18 or older with a terminal diagnosis to be prescribed a fatal drug.
www.nprillinois.org
December 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
mfw my doctor prescribes me death but i'm american so my insurance doesn't cover it
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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(Having sex with a preternaturally beautiful woman who was overly eager to get me alone): I wonder what she's going to morph into to kill me
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
(Having sex with a preternaturally beautiful woman who was overly eager to get me alone): I wonder what she's going to morph into to kill me
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Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
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citizen you have exceeded your pencil allotment this year. prepare to die
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
citizen you have exceeded your pencil allotment this year. prepare to die
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clippy x java mascot forcefemme impreg
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
clippy x java mascot forcefemme impreg
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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This is how you get that archaeologist you’ve been into to lick you
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This is how you get that archaeologist you’ve been into to lick you
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Sorry, I always forget that numbers help illustrate things.
Suppose you go to a SC high school football game where there are 1100 white fans in the stands, 550 white men, and 550 white women.
280 of the men will vote.
380 of the women will vote.
210 men vote for Trump.
270 women vote for Trump.
Suppose you go to a SC high school football game where there are 1100 white fans in the stands, 550 white men, and 550 white women.
280 of the men will vote.
380 of the women will vote.
210 men vote for Trump.
270 women vote for Trump.
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sorry, I always forget that numbers help illustrate things.
Suppose you go to a SC high school football game where there are 1100 white fans in the stands, 550 white men, and 550 white women.
280 of the men will vote.
380 of the women will vote.
210 men vote for Trump.
270 women vote for Trump.
Suppose you go to a SC high school football game where there are 1100 white fans in the stands, 550 white men, and 550 white women.
280 of the men will vote.
380 of the women will vote.
210 men vote for Trump.
270 women vote for Trump.
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trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
trump sobbing as they force him into the sensory deprivation tank with stephen miller to turn him back evil