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i saw this guy run across my floor one night a couple years back and i must have sprayed about half a can of Raid on him
ELF SHOWCASE:
This is our wonderful elf Trindlesnoot! He works so hard to make sure the other elves are building YOUR toys, and his keen eye is not overlooked on the assembly line! If you get sn awesome gift this Christmas, thank Trindlesnoot! #xmas
This is our wonderful elf Trindlesnoot! He works so hard to make sure the other elves are building YOUR toys, and his keen eye is not overlooked on the assembly line! If you get sn awesome gift this Christmas, thank Trindlesnoot! #xmas
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i saw this guy run across my floor one night a couple years back and i must have sprayed about half a can of Raid on him
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Maybe the worst part of NYT brain is this tortured method of explaining why publishing a neo-Nazi's nothingburger hacked documents is correct, but a sex trafficker telling people the sitting president of the united states loves sex trafficking only becomes newsworthy when it's revealed the right way
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Maybe the worst part of NYT brain is this tortured method of explaining why publishing a neo-Nazi's nothingburger hacked documents is correct, but a sex trafficker telling people the sitting president of the united states loves sex trafficking only becomes newsworthy when it's revealed the right way
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing
October 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing
insane to think about but Jingle Bells was written for a Coke ad in 1947
there are some songs which feel so much like traditionals that it's a little alarming when you find out someone wrote them in the 20th century. Long Black Veil was written in 1959!
October 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
insane to think about but Jingle Bells was written for a Coke ad in 1947
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they got kkklan oreos now
October 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
they got kkklan oreos now
great patron interaction just now - 'you guys sent me an overdue notice, but it has someone else's name on it, my address is wrong on it, and it says i have books checked out that I've never read'
October 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
great patron interaction just now - 'you guys sent me an overdue notice, but it has someone else's name on it, my address is wrong on it, and it says i have books checked out that I've never read'
i really don't like admitting it as someone with local pride but the Colorado Rockies completely clear both the Tetons and the Wasatch Front
October 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i really don't like admitting it as someone with local pride but the Colorado Rockies completely clear both the Tetons and the Wasatch Front
i visited Black Canyon of the Gunnison this time of year a few years back and the drive through the San Juans was probably the prettiest thing I've ever seen
It is raining gold on the San Juans. Probably peak color for the season as rain moves in this weekend.
October 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i visited Black Canyon of the Gunnison this time of year a few years back and the drive through the San Juans was probably the prettiest thing I've ever seen
deeply frustrated by coworkers who constantly act like it's their first day on the job and have to be reminded how to do every single thing
October 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
deeply frustrated by coworkers who constantly act like it's their first day on the job and have to be reminded how to do every single thing
they're making toilet two factor authentication real
The Flock CEOs website is interesting…
Great start-up ideas boss! The masses demand and upgrade to the toilet!
Great start-up ideas boss! The masses demand and upgrade to the toilet!
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
they're making toilet two factor authentication real
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I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
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Trump comments on the opposition: "I thought [I] would be met with fury on the left, but they're sort of giving up."
"I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."
"I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."
September 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Trump comments on the opposition: "I thought [I] would be met with fury on the left, but they're sort of giving up."
"I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."
"I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."
they should say it was because of disco elysium even if the kid is like 13
I know a real life person who named their kid Harry cause of the stupid books. They now claim it was for another reason, but I remember. Lmao
September 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
they should say it was because of disco elysium even if the kid is like 13
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It weird that cant just report 'The president of the united states is medically insane' in a big newspaper
September 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It weird that cant just report 'The president of the united states is medically insane' in a big newspaper
heartwarming moment in the gas station just now - dad teaching his son how to play powerball
September 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
heartwarming moment in the gas station just now - dad teaching his son how to play powerball
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fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
always with the fucking meadowcream with this guy
It's called honey an' blackberry cordial. Very nice with meadowcream pudding and red currants—go on, fill your plate.
September 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
always with the fucking meadowcream with this guy
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I recently heard someone say that in most countries Chotner would be a replacement-level competent interviewer, but in America he destroys people because they've never gotten a follow-up question in their lives.
September 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I recently heard someone say that in most countries Chotner would be a replacement-level competent interviewer, but in America he destroys people because they've never gotten a follow-up question in their lives.
unironically rules that Kansas out of all the states in the midwest has decided it's responsible for 1/5th of all of american history. and i agree
Thinking once again about this narcissism index of the US states, asking them to rank their state's contribution to "all of US History", and then comparing it against nonresidents' rankings of the same state.
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September 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
unironically rules that Kansas out of all the states in the midwest has decided it's responsible for 1/5th of all of american history. and i agree
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Rick Steves should die so we could get a millenarian cult going
September 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Rick Steves should die so we could get a millenarian cult going
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They already ended free speech to stifle the Palestine movement a year or two ago but fwiw I am genuinely sorry to see it's affecting talk-show hosts now too.
September 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
They already ended free speech to stifle the Palestine movement a year or two ago but fwiw I am genuinely sorry to see it's affecting talk-show hosts now too.
had to take a few mental health days this week. yesterday i called out, went back to bed, and had a vivid dream about blowing up my workplace with a bomb. now what could that mean
September 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
had to take a few mental health days this week. yesterday i called out, went back to bed, and had a vivid dream about blowing up my workplace with a bomb. now what could that mean