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psionicwarrior.bsky.social
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@psionicwarrior.bsky.social
chalkzone fandom mom
deeply fucked up that Haumea orbits so fast that it's this oblate. Feels like science fiction type shit
August 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
> conscientiousness down
> agreeableness down
> extroversion down
> neuroticism up

George Constanza cultural victory
August 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
someone somewhere is gonna live the dream of pulling this off in draft
July 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
pissing me off way more than it should that the card with a nova on it is called 'Nebula Dragon' and the one that's clearly a nebula is called 'Nova Hellkite'
July 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
cassini by far the coolest planetary probe we've ever launched. a billion photos that look like shit you'd see at a bowling alley
July 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
conversation with a mutual on the other site
June 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
using my boyfriend's silly trading cards as bookmarks 😝
May 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
reposting a favorite tumblr post
April 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
gross, unfollowing now. was only following her because she was a slug in human skin, didn't realize she rts without faving
April 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
playtime 🤩
March 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
good news!
March 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
love finding behind-the-scenes TNG pics that are filled with a profound evil
March 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
lowkey looks like gemini, cancer, and part of leo to me
March 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
the current meme on the mtg joke subreddit is 'Secret Lair: Gary Larson'
February 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
joshua weissman has been making multiple recurring appearances in my dreams as of late. i don't even watch anything he puts out anymore. guess he and i are just psychically linked
February 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
February 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
February 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
trump press secretary looks like shit. she's only 27!
January 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
@joebiden re: dying in office
January 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
pog
December 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM
santa came through this Christmas 😭🤭
December 26, 2024 at 2:46 PM
interesting that they tried to 'fix' the card by taking away anything that was abuseable and it's pretty much unplayable
December 23, 2024 at 7:50 PM
rare budds tonight. post em if you got em
December 10, 2024 at 5:05 AM
nodding along to this
December 10, 2024 at 4:53 AM
new players when they find out the triggered ability from spirit link isn't the same as lifelink and actually uses the stack
December 9, 2024 at 10:49 PM