jonny d. sofrito
@pimecorp.bsky.social
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jonny d. sofrito
@pimecorp.bsky.social
· Nov 11
you actually died three years ago and your brain has been kept nominally alive spouting gibberish in a complex micro-blogging simulation
petition to classify the use of fabric softener as a war crime
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
petition to classify the use of fabric softener as a war crime
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oh no not This .
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
oh no not This .
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in every neurodivergent relationship there is one person who goes around turning on lights and another who goes around turning them off
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
in every neurodivergent relationship there is one person who goes around turning on lights and another who goes around turning them off
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"The strategic adversary is fascism... the fascism in us all, in our heads and in our everyday behavior, the fascism that causes us to love power, to desire the very thing that dominates and exploits us."
Michel Foucault
Michel Foucault
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
"The strategic adversary is fascism... the fascism in us all, in our heads and in our everyday behavior, the fascism that causes us to love power, to desire the very thing that dominates and exploits us."
Michel Foucault
Michel Foucault
nightmare blunt rotation
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
nightmare blunt rotation
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The billionaire who’s hunting me for sport is mad because I’m not even trying. I’m running in slow motion making Chariots of Fire noises
November 28, 2024 at 5:10 AM
The billionaire who’s hunting me for sport is mad because I’m not even trying. I’m running in slow motion making Chariots of Fire noises
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*repeatedly yells "representative" into the abyss
August 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
*repeatedly yells "representative" into the abyss
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If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office
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The zeitgeist gets all over everything.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The zeitgeist gets all over everything.
[30 seconds into listening to me ramble on how the simulation dictates our perception of a reality in which we are both consuming and being consumed]
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
[30 seconds into listening to me ramble on how the simulation dictates our perception of a reality in which we are both consuming and being consumed]
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Eating a bowl of croutons like cold cereal
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Eating a bowl of croutons like cold cereal
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My computer's being weird
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My computer's being weird
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You wake up, but nothing seems right. You're fuzzy and coffee isn't helping. You tug on your earlobe and a cassette tape pops out the back of your head. You grab a pencil and insert it into the spindle, slowly turning until the kink straightens out and then pop it back in. You smile and make toast.
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You wake up, but nothing seems right. You're fuzzy and coffee isn't helping. You tug on your earlobe and a cassette tape pops out the back of your head. You grab a pencil and insert it into the spindle, slowly turning until the kink straightens out and then pop it back in. You smile and make toast.
when I die I want to be reincarnated into a Teavana store inside a mall circa 2012
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
when I die I want to be reincarnated into a Teavana store inside a mall circa 2012
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i don't think my television needs an AI Concierge
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i don't think my television needs an AI Concierge
getting eaten alive by a random mosquito who's been squatting in my house for the past few days, in the month of november, nonetheless, hashtag wtf socal climate change
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
getting eaten alive by a random mosquito who's been squatting in my house for the past few days, in the month of november, nonetheless, hashtag wtf socal climate change
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[watching the most unrelentingly bleak movie] i hope they have bloopers during the credits
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
[watching the most unrelentingly bleak movie] i hope they have bloopers during the credits
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ran out of room
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
ran out of room
cool party trick: phase in and out of existence
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
cool party trick: phase in and out of existence
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the yeeted sandwich heard 'round the world
August 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
the yeeted sandwich heard 'round the world
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it's 100% ketchup steaks to-the-wall at the white house tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
it's 100% ketchup steaks to-the-wall at the white house tonight
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sorry I've added a "Controversy" section to your wikipedia article while you were asleep
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
sorry I've added a "Controversy" section to your wikipedia article while you were asleep
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I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
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Caught a holiday commercial
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Caught a holiday commercial
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Good morning. Was in the middle of a crosswalk when my dad called to ask me how to spell, “gestalt.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Good morning. Was in the middle of a crosswalk when my dad called to ask me how to spell, “gestalt.”