Phictitious
@phictitious.bsky.social
Progressive, history & science nerd, Philly sports fan. He/him.
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The President is actively dying right next to his team of simps yelling about what a Big Strong Leader Man he is. Just sitting there, eyes closed, croaking in front of our eyes.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The President is actively dying right next to his team of simps yelling about what a Big Strong Leader Man he is. Just sitting there, eyes closed, croaking in front of our eyes.
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Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
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this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
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🚨🚨🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 DOUBLE DIGIT DEM GENERIC BALLOT POLLING LEAD 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 NOT EVEN ONE YEAR INTO THIS ADMINISTRATION 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 DOUBLE DIGIT DEM GENERIC BALLOT POLLING LEAD 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 NOT EVEN ONE YEAR INTO THIS ADMINISTRATION 🚨🚨🚨
Generic Ballot Polling:
🔵 Democrat: 46%
🔴 Republican: 36%
High Point / Nov 14, 2025
🔵 Democrat: 46%
🔴 Republican: 36%
High Point / Nov 14, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
🚨🚨🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 DOUBLE DIGIT DEM GENERIC BALLOT POLLING LEAD 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 NOT EVEN ONE YEAR INTO THIS ADMINISTRATION 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 DOUBLE DIGIT DEM GENERIC BALLOT POLLING LEAD 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 NOT EVEN ONE YEAR INTO THIS ADMINISTRATION 🚨🚨🚨
As usual, go birds
Woke QB ranks
1. Jalen Hurts
2. Joe Burrow
3. Russell Wilson
4. Tyler Shough
(there are only four)
1. Jalen Hurts
2. Joe Burrow
3. Russell Wilson
4. Tyler Shough
(there are only four)
🚨🚨🚨 Saints QB Tyler Shough is woke! He’s woke! 🚨🚨🚨
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
As usual, go birds
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
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"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
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This would do the party a world of good. It allows for a big tent, but forces candidates to try and appeal to their opponents' voters. It eliminates the risk of a spoiler effect from multiple candidates of similar ideologies similar to what we saw in 2020 with Warren and Sanders.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This would do the party a world of good. It allows for a big tent, but forces candidates to try and appeal to their opponents' voters. It eliminates the risk of a spoiler effect from multiple candidates of similar ideologies similar to what we saw in 2020 with Warren and Sanders.
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i thought it was a meme but he's probably actually railing charlie kirk's widow. unreal
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i thought it was a meme but he's probably actually railing charlie kirk's widow. unreal
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
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Eagles disease. Calling the same run play over and over and hope your star back bails you out with his raw talent
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Eagles disease. Calling the same run play over and over and hope your star back bails you out with his raw talent
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November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The kids are all right
Generic Ballot Polling Among Gen-Z
🔵 Democrats: 64%
🔴 Republicans: 30%
Marist / Nov 13, 2025
🔵 Democrats: 64%
🔴 Republicans: 30%
Marist / Nov 13, 2025
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The kids are all right
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The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
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Are we winning yet?
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Are we winning yet?
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Legally, morally, and practically, the office of president of the United States is vacant.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Legally, morally, and practically, the office of president of the United States is vacant.
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This is also my position re: equity concerns. ‘get a good score on the test for which literally thousands of resources to prepare for exist” is far easier for low-SES applicants to navigate than the Byzantine maze of ‘holistic‘ admissions which have lots of unspoken rules, etc
going to reiterate a long time take of mine which is that grades and essays are far worse for disadvantaged groups than the SAT. A student in poorly funded school is generally going to have a worse essay and transcript than someone with a private tutor, meanwhile there are SAT guides on youtube
grades are an extremely messy signal and you do in fact need some kind of universal baseline.
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This is also my position re: equity concerns. ‘get a good score on the test for which literally thousands of resources to prepare for exist” is far easier for low-SES applicants to navigate than the Byzantine maze of ‘holistic‘ admissions which have lots of unspoken rules, etc
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From Olivia Nuzzi's piece in 2024 about Joe Biden. Hm. Interesting.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
From Olivia Nuzzi's piece in 2024 about Joe Biden. Hm. Interesting.
The kids are all right!
You know what media is NOT bending the knee in the Trump era? College journalists! The Harvard Crimson's brutal takedown of the lecherous ex-prez Larry Summers is just the latest example of students showing a failing 'grown-up' media how it's done
My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
College journalism exposes the rot of ‘grown-ups’ | Will Bunch Newsletter
Plus a history lesson on the real ‘Charlotte’s Web,’ and fascism,
www.inquirer.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The kids are all right!
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Amazing capture by Brad Dennis
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Amazing capture by Brad Dennis
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This is a common misconception!
There's actually fairly substantial differences between rural white voters in the South and the non-mountain west North -- looking at an election map that starts at R+75 (purple) and ends at R+0 (yellow) you can see a fairly clear line between North/South
There's actually fairly substantial differences between rural white voters in the South and the non-mountain west North -- looking at an election map that starts at R+75 (purple) and ends at R+0 (yellow) you can see a fairly clear line between North/South
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This is a common misconception!
There's actually fairly substantial differences between rural white voters in the South and the non-mountain west North -- looking at an election map that starts at R+75 (purple) and ends at R+0 (yellow) you can see a fairly clear line between North/South
There's actually fairly substantial differences between rural white voters in the South and the non-mountain west North -- looking at an election map that starts at R+75 (purple) and ends at R+0 (yellow) you can see a fairly clear line between North/South
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I refuse to bend the knee to Donald Trump and his slanderous lies.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I refuse to bend the knee to Donald Trump and his slanderous lies.
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They’re all just looting the treasury now
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
They’re all just looting the treasury now
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I guess "left vulnerable to exploitation" some kind of weird weasel-speak for "exploited," a device only trotted out for horrendous statutory rapist Republicans. You know, like "racially tinged" for "racist"
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I guess "left vulnerable to exploitation" some kind of weird weasel-speak for "exploited," a device only trotted out for horrendous statutory rapist Republicans. You know, like "racially tinged" for "racist"