M Dv-us
@drdvus.bsky.social
Just an ordinary guy, doing ordinary things, trying to make people smile with dad jokes 🙂🙂. Live life with no regrets, Karma is real 🙂 hockey and soccer coach, MMA
Your veterinarian won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard
It's the best thing for a hot dog
It's the best thing for a hot dog
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Your veterinarian won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard
It's the best thing for a hot dog
It's the best thing for a hot dog
Something that belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Something that belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Scientists created a dolphin with legs.
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Scientists created a dolphin with legs.
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise
Telling the world IQ45 is. Ot in the Epstein Files
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Telling the world IQ45 is. Ot in the Epstein Files
Do you see a cat or a dog?
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Do you see a cat or a dog?
My mind is
exceptionally quiet
today.
I'm suspicious I'm up to something I don't want me to know about.
exceptionally quiet
today.
I'm suspicious I'm up to something I don't want me to know about.
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My mind is
exceptionally quiet
today.
I'm suspicious I'm up to something I don't want me to know about.
exceptionally quiet
today.
I'm suspicious I'm up to something I don't want me to know about.
My girls just luv the snow
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My girls just luv the snow
If you are attracted to both women and men but neither of them are attracted to you that means you are
Bi-Yourself.
Bi-Yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If you are attracted to both women and men but neither of them are attracted to you that means you are
Bi-Yourself.
Bi-Yourself.
At least 3 differences
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
At least 3 differences
I used to be an amazing guy, now I am only a snack dealer for my fur-babies 😂🤣
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I used to be an amazing guy, now I am only a snack dealer for my fur-babies 😂🤣
@aquavulva.bsky.social lol misfit toy lollll luv it
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
@aquavulva.bsky.social lol misfit toy lollll luv it
Met a young lady at the bar last night, she only had one leg. I called her Eileen. I didn’t get her number as I thought I would see her working at the IHOP in the morning
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Met a young lady at the bar last night, she only had one leg. I called her Eileen. I didn’t get her number as I thought I would see her working at the IHOP in the morning
The man who invented throat lozenges passed away last week, I was at his funeral. Needless to say there is no coffin at all
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The man who invented throat lozenges passed away last week, I was at his funeral. Needless to say there is no coffin at all
Blue wanted to chase this one
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Blue wanted to chase this one
The Dr told me that eating a lot of cinnamon will help lose weight. So I stopped off at the bakery and got a dozen cinnamon rolls
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The Dr told me that eating a lot of cinnamon will help lose weight. So I stopped off at the bakery and got a dozen cinnamon rolls
