Sebastian Gorka Izzagirre
@obeylittle.bsky.social
"Padlock" is a new version of "avid cyclist."
I've had my bike stolen. It sucks. You pout about it for a few days and then you get a new one with a better padlock.
He went out on a mission with Andrea Suarez of We Heart Seattle, a controversial group, to get an anecdote in which he uses (and mocks) a homeless man to horrify readers about bike thefts and argue that cops must arrest guys like Red if the city wants money for bike lanes.
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Padlock" is a new version of "avid cyclist."
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Mark Kelly here from another burner phone, I got your number motherfucker - you think you can just keep blocking me lol?
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Mark Kelly here from another burner phone, I got your number motherfucker - you think you can just keep blocking me lol?
Shakes the Clown, The Karate Kid, Mean Girls and Repo Man.
seeing a movie 6 times is not hard mode smh that's basically true of every movie you owned pre 2005.
I wanna hear about the movies you've seen 50 times. or the movies you've seen 6 times that only came out post 2015
I wanna hear about the movies you've seen 50 times. or the movies you've seen 6 times that only came out post 2015
December 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Shakes the Clown, The Karate Kid, Mean Girls and Repo Man.
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God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
God damn STOP TEXTING ME MARK KELLY
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What to get for fans of Ms. Rachel
December 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
What to get for fans of Ms. Rachel
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I'm just going to respond with: Leonard Peltier to anyone who comments that way to your post.
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm just going to respond with: Leonard Peltier to anyone who comments that way to your post.
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Why is House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries lying on Donald Trump's behalf?
The US-Mexico border was not insecure last year and secure this year. That is not true.
The US-Mexico border was not insecure last year and secure this year. That is not true.
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Why is House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries lying on Donald Trump's behalf?
The US-Mexico border was not insecure last year and secure this year. That is not true.
The US-Mexico border was not insecure last year and secure this year. That is not true.
I stopped in Birmingham on the way home from law school and saw Michael Jordan go 0-4 for the Barons. I have the program and lineup card.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I stopped in Birmingham on the way home from law school and saw Michael Jordan go 0-4 for the Barons. I have the program and lineup card.
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LIBERALS: If only we'd elected Hillary Clinton none of this would have happened
HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
LIBERALS: If only we'd elected Hillary Clinton none of this would have happened
HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
HILLARY CLINTON, APPEARING AT AN EVENT SPONSORED BY A RIGHT-WING BILLIONAIRE TRUMP MEGADONOR: People who have sympathy for Palestinians getting genocided are dumb kids duped by communist propaganda
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it is hard to think of another political figure in my lifetime I have turned on harder than Hillary Clinton. I am exactly the right flavor of Middle Aged White Lady to have been DEEPLY emotionally invested in her way back when, but every time she opens her mouth now I’m like “holy shit lady 🤯”
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
it is hard to think of another political figure in my lifetime I have turned on harder than Hillary Clinton. I am exactly the right flavor of Middle Aged White Lady to have been DEEPLY emotionally invested in her way back when, but every time she opens her mouth now I’m like “holy shit lady 🤯”
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if The US Military keeps this up, people are gonna think it’s the sort of military that would do something like My Lai, bombing Hospitals, or torturing prisoners
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
if The US Military keeps this up, people are gonna think it’s the sort of military that would do something like My Lai, bombing Hospitals, or torturing prisoners
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I named my fists “Strong Floor” and “No Ceiling” because they are not ready to win any important fights.
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I named my fists “Strong Floor” and “No Ceiling” because they are not ready to win any important fights.
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Marine Todd would get a Cabinet level position in this Trump administration
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Marine Todd would get a Cabinet level position in this Trump administration
Having a rough time with Mark Kelly making his name talking about "war crimes" for some reason...
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Having a rough time with Mark Kelly making his name talking about "war crimes" for some reason...
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Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.
July 2, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Keeping myself centered by thinking about Hulk skanking to the heavy heavy monster sound of Madness.
How do people who don't have dogs clean the peanut butter container?
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
How do people who don't have dogs clean the peanut butter container?
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
'74 Hilux (Chinook)
'84 Colt
'89 Civic Si
'90 Nova
'96? T100
'84 Colt
'89 Civic Si
'90 Nova
'96? T100
82 Sentra Wagon
91 Legacy Wagon
92 Legacy Wagon
04 Vue
06 Vibe
91 Legacy Wagon
92 Legacy Wagon
04 Vue
06 Vibe
Introduce yourself with the first 5 cars you’ve owned
81 Mazda 626 (head gasket)
78 Buick Regal (failed insp)
76 MGB (fire)
76 Fiat X-1/9 (rust)
73 Alfa Spider (electrical)
81 Mazda 626 (head gasket)
78 Buick Regal (failed insp)
76 MGB (fire)
76 Fiat X-1/9 (rust)
73 Alfa Spider (electrical)
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
'74 Hilux (Chinook)
'84 Colt
'89 Civic Si
'90 Nova
'96? T100
'84 Colt
'89 Civic Si
'90 Nova
'96? T100
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Doing the SoCal cliche
(bespoke vegan turkey loaf with Brussels and mashed potato burrito)
(bespoke vegan turkey loaf with Brussels and mashed potato burrito)
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Doing the SoCal cliche
(bespoke vegan turkey loaf with Brussels and mashed potato burrito)
(bespoke vegan turkey loaf with Brussels and mashed potato burrito)
Fugazi
The Evens
Hammered Hulls
The Messthetics
Lungfish
The Evens
Hammered Hulls
The Messthetics
Lungfish
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Amon Amarth / Sabaton
David Bowie
Flaming Lips
Bauhaus
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Amon Amarth / Sabaton
David Bowie
Flaming Lips
Bauhaus
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Fugazi
The Evens
Hammered Hulls
The Messthetics
Lungfish
The Evens
Hammered Hulls
The Messthetics
Lungfish
The classic is still the best
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The classic is still the best
This is an article of faith to me
Jay Farrar unbothered, in his lane, moisturized, singing with a voice Tweedy wished he had.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is an article of faith to me