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NTreeP_Nate 🌲
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Baseball, politics, and other D.C. sports. Very legal; not very cool. See also, @[email protected]
New recipe for a Coke Float just dropped.
Won't the whole SOF community be relieved when doing water survival training that properly packed cocaine acts as a flotation device. Bradley "I was shooting the remains of the boat, the people just got in the way."
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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There is no reason to be polite or decorous about this any more.

The current Supreme Court is corrupt.

US democracy cannot survive unless it is reformed.
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Frank Gehry’s coffin is going to be amazing.
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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We Tried Tracker Update: Modest Edition blogs.fangraphs.com/we-tried-tra...
We Tried Tracker Update: Modest Edition
As the stove heats up, the tries get more and more lukewarm.
blogs.fangraphs.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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it cannot be said enough, and should be shouted from the rooftops:

this is a fake legal issue that's been backstopped by on-demand scholarship from academics who are part of the same project as the conservative justices. the "authority" they will cite is no better than citing AI slop.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court agrees to take up a challenge to President Trump's January 20 birthright citizenship executive order.

The court will hear DOJ's appeal of a loss below in a class-action challenge brought in the wake of June's decision limiting universal injunctions.
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ah yes, the Chamber of Commerce, well known for their interest in improving the lives of Virginia’s workers.

This is why we can’t have nice things.
Today, the Virginia Chamber of Commerce presented me with Blueprint Virginia 2035.

This document provides a roadmap for building an economy where every Virginian can earn a good living — and where businesses know they’ll have access to the top talent in America.

Thank you!
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Village People singing YMCA for Trump at the FIFA World Cup Draw is it. That's the nadir of the United States as a country.
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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amazon threatens this every year and every year they come to the conclusion that actually attempting this would cost them significantly more than what they currently pay, this is *always* an attempt to renegotiate their costs, but the post has not *always* been owned by AMZ’s largest shareholder
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.

But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Has anyone asked Trump voters if they agree? Because I’ll bet they have thoughts…
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Science scarves and ties make great holiday gifts artologica.etsy.com Choose from neurons, microbes, viruses, gels, brain scans and more #sciart @scifri.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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few realize that as a cultivar of brassica oleracea, a christmas tree is, technically, genetically identical to cabbage
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I'm so SO sorry to do this but it's stuck in my head and this is the only way to get it out. Please know I hate myself for doing this more than you ever could hate me for it: COVFIFA
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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A "FIFA peace prize" is definitely the sort of honor that guy is worthy of, we can say that much
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It really is good on everything
Not my meme (and I don't know who first did it, so I can't provide attribution) but I've seen it several times over the last year or two and it makes me laugh every time.
#OldBay #Maryland
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Not my meme (and I don't know who first did it, so I can't provide attribution) but I've seen it several times over the last year or two and it makes me laugh every time.
#OldBay #Maryland
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
$77 billion? That’s like 8 USPS’s!!!
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Is it nothing? I bet it’s nothing.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
These people are not “becoming” this way. They have always been like this. There was a brief interregnum when conservatives understood that they would be socially ostracized for overt racism, but A) that was an aberration in the broad sweep of American history, and B) it’s over now.
“MAGA voices like Meghan McCain were on board with the hate. She remarked on her podcast that Trump’s rant about Somalis in the U.S. represents how she feels; while she may have worded it a bit differently, she confirmed,

“I agree with him.”
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
The Derangement of the Conservative Mind (Cont'd)
Plus: MAGA embraces the bloodlust
open.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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hard to explain these days but less than two decades ago, saying something like this aloud in the wrong pre-prohibition themed stomp-clap gentrification "speakeasy" could get you challenged to fisticuffs by a guy in suspenders with a klout score higher than his bodyweight
No, Vodka Is Not a ‘Neutral Spirit’
I’m standing in a distillery in Poland, about an hour and a half away from Warsaw. Copper stills clatter and hum, working their magic on a spirit we’ve been drinking for, well, a very long time. A riv...
vinepair.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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if THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If were a Congressperson I might have suggested to Admiral Double Tap that the fact that the US Navy couldn’t sink a goddamn speedboat on the first pass doesn’t speak too highly of it’s capabilities in an actual war, and maybe they should focus on that instead of cosplaying GTA in the Caribbean.
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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If you show regularly to transportation planning or zoning meetings you will have outsized influence but it will also turn you into Col Kurtz
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I'm gonna need employers in the DMV to stop thinking $70/$75k a year is a reasonable high-end range of salary for the amount of experience they're looking for with non-remote options.
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM