Pirate Queen Kate
@pqkate.bsky.social
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Pirate Queen Kate
@pqkate.bsky.social
· Sep 11
Branching out into designing things that go on cargo bikes for dogs. It’s niche but can really see the market growing so getting in early with @mountvernontrail.bsky.social @bunchbikes.bsky.social
(mouth hanging open)
(drool)
(drool)
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
(mouth hanging open)
(drool)
(drool)
Penzey's is killing me with the "Canadian Powered" on the Dried Regular Mustard label.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Penzey's is killing me with the "Canadian Powered" on the Dried Regular Mustard label.
I'm gonna need employers in the DMV to stop thinking $70/$75k a year is a reasonable high-end range of salary for the amount of experience they're looking for with non-remote options.
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm gonna need employers in the DMV to stop thinking $70/$75k a year is a reasonable high-end range of salary for the amount of experience they're looking for with non-remote options.
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Everything is stupid.
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Everything is stupid.
No holiday cards this year thanks to unemployment, so please accept a digital one. Warmest wishes to you and yours and may the new year bring good things.
❤️Kate & Brody
#newYearNewJob🤞
❤️Kate & Brody
#newYearNewJob🤞
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
No holiday cards this year thanks to unemployment, so please accept a digital one. Warmest wishes to you and yours and may the new year bring good things.
❤️Kate & Brody
#newYearNewJob🤞
❤️Kate & Brody
#newYearNewJob🤞
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It’s the annual worst evening commute of the year! If you haven’t left the office yet to head home, thoughts & prayers! Or just wait till like 8pm.
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It’s the annual worst evening commute of the year! If you haven’t left the office yet to head home, thoughts & prayers! Or just wait till like 8pm.
THERE IS A FILM CREW JUST SW OF LOGAN CIRCLE THAT WILL BE CAUSING STREET CLOSURES TONIGHT AND TOMORROW 12/4.
DO NOT DRIVE INSIDE THE BELTWAY.
DO NOT DRIVE INSIDE THE BELTWAY.
🚨🚨🚨THE NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING IS THIS THURSDAY, DECEMBER 4. 🚨🚨🚨
DO👏 NOT👏 DRIVE👏 DOWNTOWN👏
⚠️ ROADS WILL BE UTTER, COMPLETE SHIT. ⚠️
YOU KNOW HOW GOOGLE MAPS TRAFFIC CAN GET SO DARK RED IT LOOKS LIKE DRIED BLOOD? YOU WILL HATE EVERYONE. YOU WILL HATE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE.
HEED MY WARNING!
DO👏 NOT👏 DRIVE👏 DOWNTOWN👏
⚠️ ROADS WILL BE UTTER, COMPLETE SHIT. ⚠️
YOU KNOW HOW GOOGLE MAPS TRAFFIC CAN GET SO DARK RED IT LOOKS LIKE DRIED BLOOD? YOU WILL HATE EVERYONE. YOU WILL HATE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE.
HEED MY WARNING!
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
THERE IS A FILM CREW JUST SW OF LOGAN CIRCLE THAT WILL BE CAUSING STREET CLOSURES TONIGHT AND TOMORROW 12/4.
DO NOT DRIVE INSIDE THE BELTWAY.
DO NOT DRIVE INSIDE THE BELTWAY.
Is there a cozy Christmas British murder mystery out there?
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Is there a cozy Christmas British murder mystery out there?
That looks about right. One’s great for working out & driving, the other’s great for work focus.
![Apple Music replay screenshot of my top song: Love Letter (Live) [ODESZA VIP Remix] and album art.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xt7diycpkhptuapxf5hxwzrj/bafkreieyqwrbj5cl5wnbx5wmufutbr4cdzq7mjbgnz26trxu242ootbuoq@jpeg)
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That looks about right. One’s great for working out & driving, the other’s great for work focus.
Oh no, I've discovered Trader Joe's frozen crispy shiitake mushrooms and I'm doomed to limited release heartbreak. I've only found them at the Clarendon location. 😭
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Oh no, I've discovered Trader Joe's frozen crispy shiitake mushrooms and I'm doomed to limited release heartbreak. I've only found them at the Clarendon location. 😭
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Just $1,649 away from reaching our $10k match. Had a great meeting with NPS today to discuss ways we can increase our support for the trail in 2026. Make a donation at mountvernontrail.org/donate
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just $1,649 away from reaching our $10k match. Had a great meeting with NPS today to discuss ways we can increase our support for the trail in 2026. Make a donation at mountvernontrail.org/donate
🚨🚨🚨THE NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING IS THIS THURSDAY, DECEMBER 4. 🚨🚨🚨
DO👏 NOT👏 DRIVE👏 DOWNTOWN👏
⚠️ ROADS WILL BE UTTER, COMPLETE SHIT. ⚠️
YOU KNOW HOW GOOGLE MAPS TRAFFIC CAN GET SO DARK RED IT LOOKS LIKE DRIED BLOOD? YOU WILL HATE EVERYONE. YOU WILL HATE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE.
HEED MY WARNING!
DO👏 NOT👏 DRIVE👏 DOWNTOWN👏
⚠️ ROADS WILL BE UTTER, COMPLETE SHIT. ⚠️
YOU KNOW HOW GOOGLE MAPS TRAFFIC CAN GET SO DARK RED IT LOOKS LIKE DRIED BLOOD? YOU WILL HATE EVERYONE. YOU WILL HATE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE.
HEED MY WARNING!
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🚨🚨🚨THE NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING IS THIS THURSDAY, DECEMBER 4. 🚨🚨🚨
DO👏 NOT👏 DRIVE👏 DOWNTOWN👏
⚠️ ROADS WILL BE UTTER, COMPLETE SHIT. ⚠️
YOU KNOW HOW GOOGLE MAPS TRAFFIC CAN GET SO DARK RED IT LOOKS LIKE DRIED BLOOD? YOU WILL HATE EVERYONE. YOU WILL HATE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE.
HEED MY WARNING!
DO👏 NOT👏 DRIVE👏 DOWNTOWN👏
⚠️ ROADS WILL BE UTTER, COMPLETE SHIT. ⚠️
YOU KNOW HOW GOOGLE MAPS TRAFFIC CAN GET SO DARK RED IT LOOKS LIKE DRIED BLOOD? YOU WILL HATE EVERYONE. YOU WILL HATE YOUR VERY EXISTENCE.
HEED MY WARNING!
Listen, the two times I’ve had intensive imaging (MRI/CAT), it’s because the doctors already knew things were bad, they needed to know HOW bad. Just sayin…
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Listen, the two times I’ve had intensive imaging (MRI/CAT), it’s because the doctors already knew things were bad, they needed to know HOW bad. Just sayin…
THE PAJAMAS ARE READY
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
THE PAJAMAS ARE READY
Figuring out how to get Stewart’s Peppermint Stick ice cream shipped to DC. IYKYK
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Figuring out how to get Stewart’s Peppermint Stick ice cream shipped to DC. IYKYK
I think Black Doves might be the Christmas series we need.
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I think Black Doves might be the Christmas series we need.
News, if true
In case anyone needed to know this, I have confirmed there are no manatees in the Rocky Mountains.
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
News, if true
DC is great because of its community. HUGE shout out to @adicksondc.bsky.social for the holiday assist in braving the wilds of “North Bethesda” and making my stocking installation complete.
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
DC is great because of its community. HUGE shout out to @adicksondc.bsky.social for the holiday assist in braving the wilds of “North Bethesda” and making my stocking installation complete.
I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, or how it relates to a rural English museum, but I am intrigued.
🎵 On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me /
A mouse with a lobster taxi 🎵
Shop the world's most sophisticated merch this Christmas: merl-shop.co.uk/shop/curiosi...
A mouse with a lobster taxi 🎵
Shop the world's most sophisticated merch this Christmas: merl-shop.co.uk/shop/curiosi...
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, or how it relates to a rural English museum, but I am intrigued.
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The shoot first, ask questions later Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/shoot-firs...
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/shoot-firs...
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The shoot first, ask questions later Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/shoot-firs...
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/shoot-firs...
I had a dream last night that featured James Bond played by Henry Golding so you’re welcome for figuring that out for everyone.
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I had a dream last night that featured James Bond played by Henry Golding so you’re welcome for figuring that out for everyone.
I just got to enjoy live jazz inspired by Vince Guaraldi’s Charlie Brown Christmas at The Hamilton Live and it was absolutely delightful. Even better with good friends. This might need to become a tradition.
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I just got to enjoy live jazz inspired by Vince Guaraldi’s Charlie Brown Christmas at The Hamilton Live and it was absolutely delightful. Even better with good friends. This might need to become a tradition.
Do I know anyone going by the LL Bean store in "North Bethesda" in the near future? The website sold out of the stocking hangers I need to match what I have but they have them at that store. Can't ship from the store 🙄 but can pickup. Willing to pay a courier fee (baked goods, beverage(s), etc.).
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Do I know anyone going by the LL Bean store in "North Bethesda" in the near future? The website sold out of the stocking hangers I need to match what I have but they have them at that store. Can't ship from the store 🙄 but can pickup. Willing to pay a courier fee (baked goods, beverage(s), etc.).
I'm bummed All Purpose stopped offering their garlic knots. Those and the Caesar salad could be a nice, lighter meal.
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm bummed All Purpose stopped offering their garlic knots. Those and the Caesar salad could be a nice, lighter meal.
Gunning for favorite daughter* status by putting up outside lights in the cold and wind. I can't feel my fingers but it's looks pretty!
*I'm the only daughter
*I'm the only daughter
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Gunning for favorite daughter* status by putting up outside lights in the cold and wind. I can't feel my fingers but it's looks pretty!
*I'm the only daughter
*I'm the only daughter