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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 8d

jorts.horse/@magicscience going where the cool kids are

John Carpenter's magic science (@[email protected])

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 2h

keep seeing this image everywhere, I guess Basquiat isn't for everyone but seems a bit much

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 2h

I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!!!

TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 3h

CAPCOM is short for CAPITALISM COMMUNISM

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 4h

Imagine your last name is King
also your first and middle name are Martin Luther (!!!!!)
also you're a minister
and then you get a theology doctorate

tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 4h

it's a girls name but go off

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Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 5h

Going friendly mode with the homies

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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 5h

CARTOON/SNOOPY.GIF

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 4h

woke 3 will be fought with sticks and stones

tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 4h

I don't think any further animal domestication is ethical BUT I do enjoy watching videos of rescued skunks www.youtube.com/watch?v=n51F...

Do Skunks Make Good Pets?

YouTube video by Muskrat Outdoors

www.youtube.com

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 4h

this makes Cow Tools look like Family Circus

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 6h

that's Howard

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doodlelotl @doodlelotl.bsky.social · 11h

axolotl x alligator

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 9h

what's this guys fucken problem

Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 11h

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 10h

print ad, excerpt (1983) archive.org/details/your...

illustration: a furry ball sharp toothed angry evil monster is outside a door that a headless body (holding its head under its arm) is exiting or peeking out of.
text: bodybuilder vic-20 (6 and a half k ram)
i don't know whether i'm coming or going. so many doors - so many monsters chasing me. somebody must have my head...my arm...my leg...
4.50 pounds

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 9h

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50...

Original - Prancercise: A Fitness Workout

YouTube video by Prancercise

www.youtube.com

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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 10h

I’d rather boil my nutsack in fry oil

gbhnews @gbhnews.bsky.social · 10h

Congressman Seth Moulton has launched his campaign, challenging Ed Markey for his Senate seat: https://bit.ly/472rz4J

Moulton launches Senate bid, challenging Markey

The congressman says it’s “time for a new generation of leadership.”

www.wgbh.org

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 1d

Youtube video, a karaoke track. Text in frame reads: "Short People, in the style of Randy Newman"

Comment below reads: "I remember well l am 60 years old I remember when this came out I didn't like it much then, when I hear it now it offends me very much. How could a man write these words on paper and make a song out of I hope he repented, cuz if he didn't he's in a lot of alot of trouble, with God! Because short people are the children of God also"

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 1d

I'm on a bulk cycle

box of 45 caliber lead round ball for muzzleloading

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 1d

if you call your product "Mass Gainer" I'm going to expect some heavy metals for efficacy tbqh

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 1d

I WANT YOU
to
THINK ABOUT
THOS BEANS

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tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 1d

postscript, there's a post on r/boston asking what the suburb with the worst vibes is, was not disappointed with the near unanimity (Weston)

tl;dr 🦇 swinton @magicscience.info · 5d

normal reaction to bill burr being a huge piece of shit: I guess the money went to his head
masshole reaction to bill burr being a huge piece of shit: figures, he’s from fucken canton

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Blanche Blafarde @smogdiamonds.bsky.social · 2d

*American complaining about his county's building code authority not allowing him to do a thing is way* THAT'S COMMUNISM

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Cool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 2d

Worlds - Ultimate 3D Chat / PC / Worlds Inc. / 1998

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