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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
@nsmckinnon.bsky.social
baseball omnivore, commie teacher, amateur chef, decent @lnpgaceta.org commish, terrible podcaster @nosubsplease.org // he/him, bi/pan // libre tu cielo, sola tu estrella
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A fuller intro: Noah, he/him, left-handed / -politicked. My dog's Clark. My cat's Minerva.

For sickos: I run a fictional baseball league set in a 🇵🇷 that became free in 1868. I call games every week. Catch that at @lnpgaceta.org.

I also co-host a podcast about food called No Substitutions, Please.
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In context/related #FreePalestine #DefundIsrael “The Rape Lasted About 10 Minutes”: Released Palestinian Detainees Describe “Organized and Systematic” Sexual Torture in Israeli Prisons qudsnen.co/released-pal...
“The Rape Lasted About 10 Minutes”: Released Palestinian Detainees Describe “Organized and Systematic” Sexual Torture in Israeli Prisons - Quds News Network
Recently released Palestinian detainees who were abducted from the Gaza Strip by Israeli forces have described an “organized and systematic practice of sexual torture,” including rape and sexual assau...
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November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Plus, in the spirit of @adapalmer.bsky.social, I'm matching the first $500 in donations.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!
ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!

Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.

Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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By the end of Day 1, our wonderful donors have pledged a potential max of almost $200 for food banks in their areas—and that's before any matching we do!

Join us! 13 days left until Louisa and I go head to head to help feed people this Thanksgiving:
forms.gle/VtgTXMHooaY8...

Details below!
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Jo Nesbø thinks the “González” in “Alejandro González Iñárritu” is his middle name, not his father’s surname. And they say Europeans are more cultured.
Scratch that: the funniest part of the Harry Hole books is that he keeps insisting that when he went to Chicago to train with the FBI in how to catch serial killers, they put him up in Cabrini-Green.
The funniest part of the Harry Hole books is that they imply Norway didn’t have serial killers until they trained a detective who could catch serial killers, as if Hole’s existence so threw the balance of power off that Norway had to evolve several new apex predators to keep him from getting cocky.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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had to take my cat Nova to get his heart checked out today (pretty good heart, turns out!) and apparently in the room where they do the cardiogram there's a big print of a cat on the wall and when Nova saw it he was immediately like I Am In A Combat Situation and they had to take the picture down
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Hello! No Substitutions, Please have done a lot to support this bean project so please go support them!
Plus, in the spirit of @adapalmer.bsky.social, I'm matching the first $500 in donations.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!
ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!

Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.

Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I just signed up for $1 per right answer from either Noah or Louisa. If some of my followers do the same, I’ll match up to an extra $5/point.
ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!

Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.

Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!

Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.

Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
By the end of Day 1, our wonderful donors have pledged a potential max of almost $200 for food banks in their areas—and that's before any matching we do!

Join us! 13 days left until Louisa and I go head to head to help feed people this Thanksgiving:
forms.gle/VtgTXMHooaY8...

Details below!
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Like, Trump tried for an armed insurrection that got white nationalists with guns in the capitol building where they were looking for law makers, and this is all documented. So that's like open and shut treason and absolutely nothing happened to him. And they let him run for president. Again.
I think like the epstein files and so on are a pretty good singular example of how we can actually all know these rich shits did something almost unspeakably awful all the time, casually, without fear, basically in the open and like nothing happened to them, nothing is happening to them.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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You should know the details of this historic and horrible Supreme Court case, written by famously evil justice Scalia. They spelled it out. The police have NO obligation to protect anyone's life or health.

Why should the institution of policing continue to exist?
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Anyone paying for a product that is the same no matter who is reading it shouldn't be forced to pay a higher price based on anything other than the product being delivered. It shouldn't matter how much of your beef I consume. Only that I am purchasing it for consumption, same as the next customer.
Another reason to hate AI… it decided that I should pay over 2x as much for an @mlive.com subscription! Did it just scrape tax assessor data and decide we’re rich? Just going to cancel.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Plus, in the spirit of @adapalmer.bsky.social, I'm matching the first $500 in donations.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up, pledge some money, and in two weeks from today you can have an absolute blast watching two nerds get outrageously competitive about food trivia!
ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!

Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.

Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!

Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.

Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Scratch that: the funniest part of the Harry Hole books is that he keeps insisting that when he went to Chicago to train with the FBI in how to catch serial killers, they put him up in Cabrini-Green.
The funniest part of the Harry Hole books is that they imply Norway didn’t have serial killers until they trained a detective who could catch serial killers, as if Hole’s existence so threw the balance of power off that Norway had to evolve several new apex predators to keep him from getting cocky.
Just found out Harry Hole likes Slipknot, which is especially funny because there are more people in Slipknot than Harry Hole has friends.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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The vote was 53-47 in honor of the 5,347 fundraising emails the democrats are all about to send out
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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There is no “breakdown,” this is how Israelis have always treated Palestinians. Read these testimonies for example and then read my next skeet:
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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all my followers who are not Puerto Rican, please take a few minutes and watch

this clown on the end represents the party in Puerto Rico which advocates for making Puerto Rico the 51st state of the US
Gringo Democrats who demand Puerto Rico statehood and quote Wikipedia election results at me call me a loony sore loser or worse when I tell them that statehooders rig elections in Puerto Rico.

Meanwhile in Puerto Rican TV, statehooders (and the pro-colony "populares" too) openly admit to it:
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Authors, Beware! There's a firm called "ClaimsHero" doing aggressive social media outreach claiming to
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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DSA stands in absolute opposition to the proposed deal to pass Trump's billionaire budget. Healthcare is a right, not a bargaining chip.
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The thing that's so surreal about all this too is that I saw how everyone reacted to the Steam and Itch stuff a couple months ago. You all hated it. Dworkin and MacKinnon were the pioneers of that kind of stuff though! That was literally their praxis! So why are you trying to reclaim them?
This. Also Dworkin worked with literal fascists, in the middle of genocide, to betray trans and queer people. Her legacy among queer and trans communities should be nothing but disgust and a goddamn warning.
The thing is that if you want to do this, you need sex workers, because sex workers are the ones who are always the most militant, who are always at the forefront of the struggle

And when people write books about retvrning to dworkin, you split the trans civilians from the sex workers
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM