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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
@nsmckinnon.bsky.social
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baseball omnivore, commie teacher, amateur chef, decent @lnpgaceta.org commish, terrible podcaster @nosubsplease.org // he/him, bi/pan // libre tu cielo, sola tu estrella
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You know, I expected to see a bit of a jump in Day 2.

I did not expect to see this. Our potential max is up to nearly $700, before matching!

So why not join us? Just twelve days until Louisa and I go head-to-head to raise money for local food banks across the US:
forms.gle/VtgTXMHooaY8...
A daily report of the NSP fundraiser for November 13, which is twelve days left until the stream: 8 organizations in 6 states (Alabama, Florida, Illinois, New York, Rhode Island and Texas) are pledged, up to a potential maximum of $693, calculated by multiplying 66 possible correct answers by the average of the two contestants' pledges per right answer. Noah currently has a razor-thin lead on Louisa: every right answer from him will earn $11, while Louisa earns $10 for each right answer.
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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By the end of Day 1, our wonderful donors have pledged a potential max of almost $200 for food banks in their areas—and that's before any matching we do!

Join us! 13 days left until Louisa and I go head to head to help feed people this Thanksgiving:
forms.gle/VtgTXMHooaY8...

Details below!
A daily report of the NSP fundraiser for November 12, 13 days left until the stream: 4 organizations in 4 states (Alabama, Illinois, New York and Rhode Island) are pledged, up to a potential maximum of $198. Noah and Louisa are tied, with both currently raising $3 for each answer they get right.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!

Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.

Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
Announcement poster for our 1st annual No Substitutions, Please fundraiser, which centers on a wreath crowned with food. Clockwise from the top; pumpkin pie, mac & cheese, biscuits, brussels sprouts, an ear of corn, rosemary, roasted sweet potatoes, parsley, a blue bowl of cranberry sauce, green beans, thyme, stuffing, a roast turkey leg, mashed potatoes with gravy, sage. The information: Who? Your favorite co-hosts, Noah and Louisa. When? Tuesday, November 25th, 7:00 PM Eastern. Where? Livestream on Twitch: @LNPGaceta. Why? To raise money for local food banks.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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The frame of Bill Wurtz’s History of Japan where Commodore Matthew Perry is saying “open the country. Stop having it be closed,” but I changed it to “open the gates of hell. Stop having them be closed,” because that’s where Dick Cheney is for sure going.
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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tfw I have to build more pylons
A guy looks extremely surprised; this is a still I took from an HR training video where this guy has just heard his boss say something extremely ageist.
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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A picture of Yankees player Jazz Chisholm Jr., who has previously said that Miguel Rojas did some real mean shit to him, with a speech bubble added to imply he’s the one who’s saying the post I’m quoting.
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I wore your colors to work, @bluejays.com. Don’t disappoint me tonight.
Noah, a Hispanic man with dark brown hair, eyebrows, and beard, is wearing a red mask and necktie over a powder blue shirt and navy sweater vest. Noah is wearing navy pants with black shoes; peeking in between them are red socks with an argyle pattern of navy and light blue, with white printed “thread.”
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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My dog Clark looks extremely disappointed in the post to which I’m replying.
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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new most niche meme I’ve ever made:
It’s the “awww, you’re sweet / hello Human Resources” meme, where the handsome guy in a suit is “Jo Nesbø writing what is clearly just a Wikipedia binge for three pages” and the guy with glasses and a gut is “Jussi Adler-Olsen dropping the most random infodump of all time 80% of the way through the novel.”
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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you’re like
James Franco, with a noose around his neck, says “first time?” to someone else.
October 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Her Majesty, the Queen.
Blue Cream Minnie, my extremely adorable tortoiseshell cat, gazes with her green eyes up up and away as she lies on her pink pillow, ears alert.
October 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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belly rubs
On a dusty pink pillow (that’s the color, the pillow is clean, shut up), my cat Minerva—an adorable dilute tortie, gray with latte swirls around her left eye, down her chest and stomach, and circling her paws—purrs contentedly, her eyes closed, as I scritch her furry tummy.
October 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Finally got around to reading @dirtbagqueer.rocks’s Bills profile for Why Your Team Sucks, and on top of the article being excellent (if you’re the only other person who hasn’t read it, you should), there’s the fact that it has the only comment across all 32 profiles that made me laugh out loud.
When Josh Allen makes a good play and Sean McDermott is on the sidelines clapping and yelling "ATTA BOY" you have to understand that this is the highest praise Sean McDermott can give (comparing someone to Mohammad Atta)
October 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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From the Big Bill Hell’s commercial: a poorly-tracking frame of blue on which sickly yellow-green serif text in all caps says, simply, “You can kiss my ass!”
October 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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My dog Clark looks extremely disappointed in the post I’m quoting.
October 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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My dog looks incredibly disappointed by the information in the post to which I’m replying.
September 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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September 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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My dog Clark, the cloudy floofball, looks extremely disappointed in the post I’m quoting.
September 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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me: this gabapentin ain’t shit

me, two hours later:
My floofy dog Clark, who has been recently groomed and therefore looks like if you gave a cloud a haircut, sleeps on his side while wearing the donut we have to put on him because he chewed a damn mole off his damn paw.
September 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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You know that dril tweet that goes "ah. so u prosecute Jared Fogle because of his beliefs? do tell. (girls get mad at me) sorry. Im sorry. im trying to remove it?" Well, I changed it so it looks like Shohei Ohtani tweeted "ah, So i shouldnt hit opposing baserunners in the balls? Do Tell. (baseball fans get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. my translator did it"
September 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Columbo looks extremely disappointed. He’s an olive-skinned man with flyaway dark hair, uncombed in every possible dimension, and stubble that only enhances his roguish charm; he’s wearing a trench coat over a shirt and tie, none of which are doing well under his stewardship.
September 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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My floofy dog Clark looks incredibly disappointed in the post I’m quoting.
September 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM