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Noah S. McKinnon 🇵🇷🇨🇺
@nsmckinnon.bsky.social
baseball omnivore, commie teacher, amateur chef, decent @lnpgaceta.org commish, terrible podcaster @nosubsplease.org // he/him, bi/pan // libre tu cielo, sola tu estrella
You know, I expected to see a bit of a jump in Day 2.

I did not expect to see this. Our potential max is up to nearly $700, before matching!

So why not join us? Just twelve days until Louisa and I go head-to-head to raise money for local food banks across the US:
forms.gle/VtgTXMHooaY8...
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
By the end of Day 1, our wonderful donors have pledged a potential max of almost $200 for food banks in their areas—and that's before any matching we do!

Join us! 13 days left until Louisa and I go head to head to help feed people this Thanksgiving:
forms.gle/VtgTXMHooaY8...

Details below!
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
ANNOUNCING:
The 1st Annual No Substitutions, Please Thanksgiving Fundraiser!

Louisa and I will go head-to-head answering 66 trivia questions. We're asking people to pledge money for their local food banks for each one we get right.

Want to participate? Check out the form:
forms.gle/WSbvEkrJACxA...
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tfw I have to build more pylons
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I wore your colors to work, @bluejays.com. Don’t disappoint me tonight.
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new most niche meme I’ve ever made:
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you’re like
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Her Majesty, the Queen.
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belly rubs
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Finally got around to reading @dirtbagqueer.rocks’s Bills profile for Why Your Team Sucks, and on top of the article being excellent (if you’re the only other person who hasn’t read it, you should), there’s the fact that it has the only comment across all 32 profiles that made me laugh out loud.
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me: this gabapentin ain’t shit

me, two hours later:
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