Norma if you Nasty
@normaleighhangry.bsky.social
39, Married, part time chaos demon. 🍯🥦💨 I enjoy long walks to the refrigerator.
We got a biter in the ball pit.
I repeat.
WE GOT A BITER IN THE BALL PIT!
I repeat.
WE GOT A BITER IN THE BALL PIT!
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We got a biter in the ball pit.
I repeat.
WE GOT A BITER IN THE BALL PIT!
I repeat.
WE GOT A BITER IN THE BALL PIT!
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You must have come over on the baeflower
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You must have come over on the baeflower
This Thanksgiving was premo because...
1. I didn't have to go anywhere.
2. I didn't have to see anyone.
3. I didn't have to cook.
4. I DIDN'T HAVE TO WEAR A BRA!
1. I didn't have to go anywhere.
2. I didn't have to see anyone.
3. I didn't have to cook.
4. I DIDN'T HAVE TO WEAR A BRA!
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This Thanksgiving was premo because...
1. I didn't have to go anywhere.
2. I didn't have to see anyone.
3. I didn't have to cook.
4. I DIDN'T HAVE TO WEAR A BRA!
1. I didn't have to go anywhere.
2. I didn't have to see anyone.
3. I didn't have to cook.
4. I DIDN'T HAVE TO WEAR A BRA!
I fear the amount of wind that will be breaking from my anus in the near future.
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I fear the amount of wind that will be breaking from my anus in the near future.
What time of year is the corndog harvest again?
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
What time of year is the corndog harvest again?
You, me and a rotisserie chicken on the hood of your car.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You, me and a rotisserie chicken on the hood of your car.
The vibe I bring to the function.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The vibe I bring to the function.
I've never seen a ginger named Ginger eating ginger.
I doubt you have either.
I doubt you have either.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I've never seen a ginger named Ginger eating ginger.
I doubt you have either.
I doubt you have either.
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I thought I saw a ghost but it was actually just a bioluminescent victorian child.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I thought I saw a ghost but it was actually just a bioluminescent victorian child.
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I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
Real G's move in silence like Gnome.
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Real G's move in silence like Gnome.
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I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
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We all have that one friend who runs naked through Red Lobster swinging nunchucks
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
We all have that one friend who runs naked through Red Lobster swinging nunchucks
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If you actually expect laws and courts to deliver "justice", you have been watching WAAAAAAAY too much copaganda on TV.
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If you actually expect laws and courts to deliver "justice", you have been watching WAAAAAAAY too much copaganda on TV.
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Your honor, I plead dare.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Your honor, I plead dare.
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You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
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when proper love finds me, I hope I’m able to recognize and receive it
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
when proper love finds me, I hope I’m able to recognize and receive it
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People say "I always keep a vacation planned so I have something to look forward to"
That's how I feel about interstellar objects approaching earth that could be alien spacecraft
That's how I feel about interstellar objects approaching earth that could be alien spacecraft
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
People say "I always keep a vacation planned so I have something to look forward to"
That's how I feel about interstellar objects approaching earth that could be alien spacecraft
That's how I feel about interstellar objects approaching earth that could be alien spacecraft
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replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
What if vampires sucked out asscheek instead of blood?
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What if vampires sucked out asscheek instead of blood?
I just feel like not ALL movies require a sex scene.
Trying to watch a movie with family is a midfield anymore.
Trying to watch a movie with family is a midfield anymore.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I just feel like not ALL movies require a sex scene.
Trying to watch a movie with family is a midfield anymore.
Trying to watch a movie with family is a midfield anymore.
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Of course I talk to myself. I need a crazy person's opinion.
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Of course I talk to myself. I need a crazy person's opinion.