Myk-El
@myk-el.bsky.social
2nd to last son of Krypton. Pool Cleaner from a Distant Planet. Alien pretending to be human pretending to be an alien.
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Myk-El
@myk-el.bsky.social
· Feb 11
As an FYI, if you follow me and I look at your profile and you're following count is well into 5 figures, that tells me you're not really here for authentic interaction. You probably are gonna at least get muted if not blocked if you follow me.
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
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Just like the sun has always come up in the morning, your dick has always had its face shining on you. Even when you were off course, when you didn’t deserve it, it was its mercy that gave you another chance. Its mercy kept you from missing your destiny. Its mercy sustained you.
February 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Just like the sun has always come up in the morning, your dick has always had its face shining on you. Even when you were off course, when you didn’t deserve it, it was its mercy that gave you another chance. Its mercy kept you from missing your destiny. Its mercy sustained you.
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*sigh*
Before you say violence isn't the answer, you should really hear the question.
Before you say violence isn't the answer, you should really hear the question.
February 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
*sigh*
Before you say violence isn't the answer, you should really hear the question.
Before you say violence isn't the answer, you should really hear the question.
14... though I should qualify the ambulance ride was in a retired one owned by an enthusiast.
February 1, 2026 at 6:15 AM
14... though I should qualify the ambulance ride was in a retired one owned by an enthusiast.
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Each time I point out that the Republican platform is simple (they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it), a few people think I'm exaggerating, and usually some small number of people think I'm being sardonic or something. I mean it quite literally.
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Each time I point out that the Republican platform is simple (they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it), a few people think I'm exaggerating, and usually some small number of people think I'm being sardonic or something. I mean it quite literally.
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I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
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Weird how all these shitty people who make the world shitty every time they interact with the rest of us are all over the Epstein files.
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Weird how all these shitty people who make the world shitty every time they interact with the rest of us are all over the Epstein files.
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heading into the weekend like
a car is driving down a snowy road with a crowd behind it
Alt: a bouncing Subaru rally car with an animated face added on
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 AM
heading into the weekend like
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This is Minneapolis:
Message from our superintendent
Message from our superintendent
January 31, 2026 at 12:53 AM
This is Minneapolis:
Message from our superintendent
Message from our superintendent
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just ran through a brick wall after watching this
January 31, 2026 at 12:10 AM
just ran through a brick wall after watching this
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
January 31, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Potentially the greatest stain on our jurisprudence, or maybe second to Dred Scot, though more people are willing to admit the Court got that one wrong.*
*Heritage Foundation weirdos notwithstanding.
*Heritage Foundation weirdos notwithstanding.
"It may take time to prove you're right, but you have to stick to it."
- Fred Korematsu
Jailed for refusing to abide by FDR's Exec Order 9066, he took his case against internment all the way to the Supreme Court - and lost. Remember him on Korematsu Day, January 30th. 1/
- Fred Korematsu
Jailed for refusing to abide by FDR's Exec Order 9066, he took his case against internment all the way to the Supreme Court - and lost. Remember him on Korematsu Day, January 30th. 1/
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Potentially the greatest stain on our jurisprudence, or maybe second to Dred Scot, though more people are willing to admit the Court got that one wrong.*
*Heritage Foundation weirdos notwithstanding.
*Heritage Foundation weirdos notwithstanding.
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
![To: 'eevacation mail.com 'eevacation@gmail.coml
From:
Sent hurl 1 / 1 : :
Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE
account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney
GeneralAs partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York
registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly
children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able
to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding
the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned
incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
Xbox LIVE
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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cultural illiteracy is a deeply-rooted way of life for silicon valley's worst actors
January 30, 2026 at 8:59 PM
cultural illiteracy is a deeply-rooted way of life for silicon valley's worst actors
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Whether at a silent retreat, the middle of a peaceful forest or at a screening of Melania, I hope everyone gets to take a little bit of time to themselves this weekend.
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Whether at a silent retreat, the middle of a peaceful forest or at a screening of Melania, I hope everyone gets to take a little bit of time to themselves this weekend.
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I'm just straight up not going to endorse fucking anything ever anymore at this point, god damn
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I'm just straight up not going to endorse fucking anything ever anymore at this point, god damn
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Your regular Sunday go to meeting reminder that Jesus hated capitalists
Below: Actual historical photo of Jesus beating the shit out of some capitalists
Below: Actual historical photo of Jesus beating the shit out of some capitalists
December 8, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Your regular Sunday go to meeting reminder that Jesus hated capitalists
Below: Actual historical photo of Jesus beating the shit out of some capitalists
Below: Actual historical photo of Jesus beating the shit out of some capitalists
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Denver's Nikola Jokic – out since Dec. 29 with a knee injury – plans to return tonight against the Los Angeles Clippers at home, sources tell ESPN. Jokic now is in position to also play in Sunday's showdown vs. Oklahoma City in Denver and be eligible for the season awards.
January 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Denver's Nikola Jokic – out since Dec. 29 with a knee injury – plans to return tonight against the Los Angeles Clippers at home, sources tell ESPN. Jokic now is in position to also play in Sunday's showdown vs. Oklahoma City in Denver and be eligible for the season awards.
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If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
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From an outside perspective, she always seemed to do exactly what she wanted. She quit SNL because she didn't want to live in New York. She had warm, productive collaborative relationships that spanned dozens of years. She bet on herself and her friends. An artistic juggernaut and so, so inspiring.
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
From an outside perspective, she always seemed to do exactly what she wanted. She quit SNL because she didn't want to live in New York. She had warm, productive collaborative relationships that spanned dozens of years. She bet on herself and her friends. An artistic juggernaut and so, so inspiring.
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Disney Prime is saddened at the passing of
Nope.
No.
Nuh-uh. Not allowed. Fuck off. No.
No.
Nope.
No.
Nuh-uh. Not allowed. Fuck off. No.
No.
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Disney Prime is saddened at the passing of
Nope.
No.
Nuh-uh. Not allowed. Fuck off. No.
No.
Nope.
No.
Nuh-uh. Not allowed. Fuck off. No.
No.
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her