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Sad to say my cousin will never walk again. OpenAI is a menace.
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JEFF: lol I don't know if i could suck my own dick
CHATGPT: You got this 🚀
CHATGPT: Just crane your neck and lean over really hard 💪
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JEFF: lol I don't know if i could suck my own dick
CHATGPT: You got this 🚀
CHATGPT: Just crane your neck and lean over really hard 💪
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In your new book "Ape Pussy Crushed my Penis Like a Grape: The Dr Goodfellow Story" you talk about your time among the apes. Can you tell our viewers just how strong an ape vagina is?
GOODFELLOW: Sorry no spoilers! The viewers will need to buy the book if they want to know just how strong.
GOODFELLOW: Sorry no spoilers! The viewers will need to buy the book if they want to know just how strong.
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
In your new book "Ape Pussy Crushed my Penis Like a Grape: The Dr Goodfellow Story" you talk about your time among the apes. Can you tell our viewers just how strong an ape vagina is?
GOODFELLOW: Sorry no spoilers! The viewers will need to buy the book if they want to know just how strong.
GOODFELLOW: Sorry no spoilers! The viewers will need to buy the book if they want to know just how strong.
PLATO: There's more to life than having everything
SOCRATES: Yes there, is but i won't tell you what it is
PLATO: nor will I, since I also know what it is
SOCRATES: Yes there, is but i won't tell you what it is
PLATO: nor will I, since I also know what it is
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
PLATO: There's more to life than having everything
SOCRATES: Yes there, is but i won't tell you what it is
PLATO: nor will I, since I also know what it is
SOCRATES: Yes there, is but i won't tell you what it is
PLATO: nor will I, since I also know what it is
By Santa's rules he would bring Jeffery Epstein a present if JE doesnt fuck a kid that year
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
By Santa's rules he would bring Jeffery Epstein a present if JE doesnt fuck a kid that year
Coyote buying a comically huge ACME Magic Wand to make the Roadrunner cum but it flips over and makes him cum instead
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Coyote buying a comically huge ACME Magic Wand to make the Roadrunner cum but it flips over and makes him cum instead
Amazon Prime Video ruined Thanksgiving by exposing me and my extended family to the highly divisive Marxist propaganda known as Gremlins 2: The New Batch
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Amazon Prime Video ruined Thanksgiving by exposing me and my extended family to the highly divisive Marxist propaganda known as Gremlins 2: The New Batch
sora, replace the penis in this pornography with my penis please
-cannot compute, no record of your penis
ok...sora replace the penis in this pornography with a penis that looks like boiled polish sausage
-cannot compute, no record of your penis
ok...sora replace the penis in this pornography with a penis that looks like boiled polish sausage
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
sora, replace the penis in this pornography with my penis please
-cannot compute, no record of your penis
ok...sora replace the penis in this pornography with a penis that looks like boiled polish sausage
-cannot compute, no record of your penis
ok...sora replace the penis in this pornography with a penis that looks like boiled polish sausage
This was the most accurate prediction in Back To The Future II
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This was the most accurate prediction in Back To The Future II
RFK Jr has released a shocking report showing that the number of young men with beet-red penises has dropped to nearly zero
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
RFK Jr has released a shocking report showing that the number of young men with beet-red penises has dropped to nearly zero
Embarrassed to say I did poorly at the sexual harassment training at work today. We had to put a hand down the front of each other's pants and you fail if you get aroused.
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Embarrassed to say I did poorly at the sexual harassment training at work today. We had to put a hand down the front of each other's pants and you fail if you get aroused.
Change one letter to ruin the alphabet. I'll start.
The letter "H" is now pronounced "dog cum"
The letter "H" is now pronounced "dog cum"
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Change one letter to ruin the alphabet. I'll start.
The letter "H" is now pronounced "dog cum"
The letter "H" is now pronounced "dog cum"
I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes, this beard goes ALL the way down
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes, this beard goes ALL the way down
Wondering if the women in RFK Jr's sex life let him go down on them after he eats, for example, a raccoon that got trapped in a dumpster and died
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Wondering if the women in RFK Jr's sex life let him go down on them after he eats, for example, a raccoon that got trapped in a dumpster and died
Castaway 2 a prequel that answers your questions about tom hanks's career at FedEx before he got stranded
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Castaway 2 a prequel that answers your questions about tom hanks's career at FedEx before he got stranded
5 seconds before im killed by a robot to the relief of the others in my group of survivors
Ah actually I dont think "hive mind" is correct...
well I think it's important to get right...
words have meaning...
Ah actually I dont think "hive mind" is correct...
well I think it's important to get right...
words have meaning...
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
5 seconds before im killed by a robot to the relief of the others in my group of survivors
Ah actually I dont think "hive mind" is correct...
well I think it's important to get right...
words have meaning...
Ah actually I dont think "hive mind" is correct...
well I think it's important to get right...
words have meaning...
Sorry babe but you didn't marry Mr Million Meals, the guy who knows a million meals
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sorry babe but you didn't marry Mr Million Meals, the guy who knows a million meals
Wow simply eye-popping aurora visible this evening. It makes me wonder how dangerous the Sun could be if it needed to.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wow simply eye-popping aurora visible this evening. It makes me wonder how dangerous the Sun could be if it needed to.
DR PUSSYHOLE (played by Melania Trump): Welcome back to land of living, Mr Bond. Such as it is.
AI BOND (voiced by weighted blend of all James Bond actor voice AIs, sounds like an accordion): I feel great--like a dry martini. It must be because my consciousness is running on Amazon Web Services
AI BOND (voiced by weighted blend of all James Bond actor voice AIs, sounds like an accordion): I feel great--like a dry martini. It must be because my consciousness is running on Amazon Web Services
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
DR PUSSYHOLE (played by Melania Trump): Welcome back to land of living, Mr Bond. Such as it is.
AI BOND (voiced by weighted blend of all James Bond actor voice AIs, sounds like an accordion): I feel great--like a dry martini. It must be because my consciousness is running on Amazon Web Services
AI BOND (voiced by weighted blend of all James Bond actor voice AIs, sounds like an accordion): I feel great--like a dry martini. It must be because my consciousness is running on Amazon Web Services
walkin like a man who just watched boxing tutorials on youtube
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
walkin like a man who just watched boxing tutorials on youtube
Oh, how you wound me, sideways potato chip!
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oh, how you wound me, sideways potato chip!
Wow think of how sexual things must have been before people could get pregnant
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Wow think of how sexual things must have been before people could get pregnant
uhh so like Call an ambulance?
um But not for me. heh heh heh
You know like the meme?? ha ha
uhh but seriously I am like...gravely injured. One of my rocket ships has fallen on my legs. So uhhh yes an ambulance for me would be epic.
um But not for me. heh heh heh
You know like the meme?? ha ha
uhh but seriously I am like...gravely injured. One of my rocket ships has fallen on my legs. So uhhh yes an ambulance for me would be epic.
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
uhh so like Call an ambulance?
um But not for me. heh heh heh
You know like the meme?? ha ha
uhh but seriously I am like...gravely injured. One of my rocket ships has fallen on my legs. So uhhh yes an ambulance for me would be epic.
um But not for me. heh heh heh
You know like the meme?? ha ha
uhh but seriously I am like...gravely injured. One of my rocket ships has fallen on my legs. So uhhh yes an ambulance for me would be epic.
Surgeons are afraid no one will have surgery ever again if it gets out that you scream the whole time even though you're otherwise sedated
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Surgeons are afraid no one will have surgery ever again if it gets out that you scream the whole time even though you're otherwise sedated
Lots of Fisherman are afraid to say this, but I'm not: after a while you start to get bored with fish and your thoughts turn to what other beasts could be hunted with a pole and the right bait
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lots of Fisherman are afraid to say this, but I'm not: after a while you start to get bored with fish and your thoughts turn to what other beasts could be hunted with a pole and the right bait
The explosion of the atomic bomb was so intense it burned "shadows" into walls
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The explosion of the atomic bomb was so intense it burned "shadows" into walls
I agree this is an awkward situation but when I was handed the cup for this drug test urine was not mentioned
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I agree this is an awkward situation but when I was handed the cup for this drug test urine was not mentioned