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The bROM, The Phils and acting the general tit
Not now, Interstellar comet
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Gawd I hate Keef Allen
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Of course I must observe my "Every time Walliams is mentioned" tradition.

This is related to his "talent" rather than his creepy cunt behaviour
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I see the Spicers forgot to give Posh a verse on her own again
December 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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You'll probably get a good price on his childrens books this Christmas just sayin…
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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They wanted to wait until the Walliams news had come out.
Our US affiliate CBS News reporting the Epstein documents will be released by the DoJ at 3pm Washington/8pm UK time
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Who'd a thunk it
It’s the feelgood Christmas story we all needed
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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OH YA FUCKEN BASTARDS
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
For your eyes only . FFS!
Another year with the Red Menace after me then
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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The tragic reality about violence against women and girls: unless it's an issue which can be weaponised to bash trans people or migrants no one gives a fuck.
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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The internet sucks now because everything needs to result in the maximal outcome so instead of seeing the Coldplay couple and going “lol pretty funny” we end up with this, everything is Qanon, everything is the Inquisition, when the fun of it should be “well, never have to think about this again!”
It was a perfect viral moment, a 5 second video snippet that appeared to tell an entire story. Then the country got way, way, way too invested.
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Well, that means done with work until Jan 5th.
Gertcha!
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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67 today. Happy birthday Limahl from Kajagoogoo.
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: It's only a matter of time before people start blowing up data centers. These things are being imposed on communities against their will, and if the system is too corrupt to stop these tech overlords, people will fight back in the only way available to them
‘Uniquely evil’: Michigan residents fight against huge data center backed by top tycoons
Locals band together in David v Goliath fight against facility they say would jack up bills, increase pollution and destroy area’s character
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.

He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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LMAO McGovern is on fire right now 🔥🔥🔥
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I'm sorry, but this photo just makes it look like the Americans are trying to update the Carla Lane sitcom 'Bread' for a US audience.
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I'm so glad they're not using AI for the new Avengers movie. It looks lit AF.
December 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We're certainly paying for having a nice summer with this bastard rain 6 days a week
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Wow, Tesco have really upped their customer service for the festive period.
December 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Twenty one and a half years inside, to think about what a twat move it is to drive into a crowd of people
December 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Jaysus Christ! What an arsehole
He’s doubling down on his hateful post about Rob Reiner:

"I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person. He was one of the people behind the Russia Hoax. I thought he was very bad for our country."
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
These Evri fuckers on Panorama are a bunch of bastards
December 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM