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The bROM, The Phils and acting the general tit
Jaysus Christ! What an arsehole
He’s doubling down on his hateful post about Rob Reiner:

"I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person. He was one of the people behind the Russia Hoax. I thought he was very bad for our country."
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
These Evri fuckers on Panorama are a bunch of bastards
December 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Blowing up a Russian sub in its own port while simultaneously hacking into Russian surveillance cameras to watch it is quite the flex!
First Combat Use of Underwater Kamikaze Drones: Russian Kilo class Submarine Disabled in Novorossiysk

The Security Service of Ukraine (SSU) has carried out a special operation in the port of Novorossiysk, marking the first-ever combat use of underwater kamikaze drones.
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
That orange bastard is an absolute shithouse of a human.
Trump just posted this on Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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"Bluesky is an echo chamber."
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"

I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
December 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
@ownoakes.bsky.social Happy birthday mon. I know Jesus stole your thunder being born a few days later than you.
Must have been a nightmare being in the same class at school
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
That's a shocker about Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle.
RIP to them both
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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To celebrate the re-opening of The Midland we have updated our Bearwood Beer Mile leaflet.

We will hopefully be installing our 'Bearwood Tourist information points' in a number of local venues very shortly!
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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The moment when AI news summaries accidentally create the murder mystery we deserve
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Incredible bavery
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Ahmed al Ahmed, a Lebanese Muslim who owns a Sydney fruit shop, risked his life to disarm one of the Bondi Beach shooters.

His courage gives me hope amidst the horror and darkness. Muslims and Jews are not enemies. Our futures, in the Middle East and beyond, are intrinsically bound.

A true hero.
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A 6 hour VAR check to see if someone is offside.

Bin it fucking off
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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"Lily Allen if she Married Santa" is great.

It's by Sam O'Leary who remains irritatingly resolutely NOT on BlueSky but IS in Earth Must Die so you'll have to let him off

youtu.be/_CipyUTP6T4?...
Lily Allen if She Married Santa
YouTube video by SKINWIGS Podcast with Sam O'Leary and Ash Tyson
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Daily Mail tragedy in 3 acts

22 June 2016 (day before referendum): Pro-Leave editorial. One reason: too many immigrants from Eastern Europe.

24 June 2016: Brexit vote outcome means many Poles will decide to return home

13 December 2025: Oh no, where have the Poles gone?

All the signs were there!
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just saw the news about what has gone on at Bondi Beach and the university in America. Fuck me what a depressing world it is and full of shit bastards
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Just seen that Johnstone has chucked one in against Arsenal. That'll enamour him even more to the great unwashed eh
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Think I saw the Yule Lads support Bastard Kestrel at Northampton Roadmenders, once
Please may we culturally appropriate the Icelandic Christmas Cat?
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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It’s when my husband tells stories about the time he told a reporter he wanted her to have his baby, and then we learned all about felching, and the 37 affairs he documented in his diary during his previous marriage. There’s just no time like the holidays in the Kennedy house!
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.

Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Dick Van Dyke is 100
‘While I was making Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Cubby Broccoli called me in & asked me if I wanted to be Bond. I said to him ‘Have you heard my English accent?’ & he said ‘Ohhh that’s right - let’s forget it.’
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Meanwhile over on twitter
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A nice win there from the lads, added bonus of putting one over Wilder
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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"Next time you'll have the fucken' money, eh?"

#TOTP
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Big Aune scored again? Good lad
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM