Walnuts
@mrwalnuts.bsky.social
The bROM, The Phils and acting the general tit
Presenting the Arblaster
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Presenting the Arblaster
And Freddie's mate Jason King
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
And Freddie's mate Jason King
"Send him to Guantanemo, pronto!"
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"Send him to Guantanemo, pronto!"
This BBC show they keep advertising 'The war between the land and the sea' is it just a rip off of the Simpsons Halloween episode when the Dolphins wanted to reclaim the land?
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This BBC show they keep advertising 'The war between the land and the sea' is it just a rip off of the Simpsons Halloween episode when the Dolphins wanted to reclaim the land?
He'll of a setting for that stadium for the final
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
He'll of a setting for that stadium for the final
He used to wear a striped coat too instead of a football shirt
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
He used to wear a striped coat too instead of a football shirt
"Can I leave a deposit on that?"
"Whaaaaat??"
"No, a monetary deposit"
"Hahahahaha!
"Whaaaaat??"
"No, a monetary deposit"
"Hahahahaha!
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Can I leave a deposit on that?"
"Whaaaaat??"
"No, a monetary deposit"
"Hahahahaha!
"Whaaaaat??"
"No, a monetary deposit"
"Hahahahaha!
"Not gonna lie DG. It got a bit away from me this week, a few bottles of Pernod at Babs' birthday do and we came up with a doozie, anyway the camel and fake snake are ordered now and it'll be so batshit that no fucker will notice how out of time it is. Ten grand should cover it"
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"Not gonna lie DG. It got a bit away from me this week, a few bottles of Pernod at Babs' birthday do and we came up with a doozie, anyway the camel and fake snake are ordered now and it'll be so batshit that no fucker will notice how out of time it is. Ten grand should cover it"
Oooft! What a goal from Dewsbury Hall Farquar Finsbury Park
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Oooft! What a goal from Dewsbury Hall Farquar Finsbury Park
"...and the agent says to them, so what are you called. And the Dad says 'We're the Aristocrats!'"
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"...and the agent says to them, so what are you called. And the Dad says 'We're the Aristocrats!'"
Car back from the garage, what I thought was a knackered clutch turned out not to be, so instead of a £940 repair it ended up being just £106.
Absolute result!
Absolute result!
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Car back from the garage, what I thought was a knackered clutch turned out not to be, so instead of a £940 repair it ended up being just £106.
Absolute result!
Absolute result!