Lea Ann Allen
@mommyswishlist.bsky.social
Senior Copywriter at RAPP, side hustle for women-owned SMBs.
CCAD alum, former Richards Group, TracyLocke, CBRE. Buys art supplies before groceries.
CCAD alum, former Richards Group, TracyLocke, CBRE. Buys art supplies before groceries.
I’ve been working hard to train my Instagram to only show me baby monkeys and scone recipes.
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I’ve been working hard to train my Instagram to only show me baby monkeys and scone recipes.
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
A spray tan booth but for moisturizer
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
A spray tan booth but for moisturizer
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
Seven ways of telling someone to be quiet (and year of origin) from English slang:
1. Hold your clack (1594)
2. Shut your potato-trap (1785)
3. Shut your beak (1837)
4. Close your shell (1840)
5. Stow your yap (1885)
6. Shut your rag-box (1890)
7. Put your flute away (1902)
1. Hold your clack (1594)
2. Shut your potato-trap (1785)
3. Shut your beak (1837)
4. Close your shell (1840)
5. Stow your yap (1885)
6. Shut your rag-box (1890)
7. Put your flute away (1902)
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Seven ways of telling someone to be quiet (and year of origin) from English slang:
1. Hold your clack (1594)
2. Shut your potato-trap (1785)
3. Shut your beak (1837)
4. Close your shell (1840)
5. Stow your yap (1885)
6. Shut your rag-box (1890)
7. Put your flute away (1902)
1. Hold your clack (1594)
2. Shut your potato-trap (1785)
3. Shut your beak (1837)
4. Close your shell (1840)
5. Stow your yap (1885)
6. Shut your rag-box (1890)
7. Put your flute away (1902)
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
Dallas has two new ambassadors for young baking talent making delicious cakes and pastries.
Identical twins and 8th graders Norah and Olivia Tatum are participating in Baking Championship: Next Gen. You can watch Baking Championship: Next Gen on Food Network every Monday at 7 p.m. Central.
Identical twins and 8th graders Norah and Olivia Tatum are participating in Baking Championship: Next Gen. You can watch Baking Championship: Next Gen on Food Network every Monday at 7 p.m. Central.
Dallas twins shine on Food Network competition show
Dallas twins Norah and Olivia Tatum are the region's two newest ambassadors for young baking talent making delicious cakes and pastries.
www.dallasnews.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Dallas has two new ambassadors for young baking talent making delicious cakes and pastries.
Identical twins and 8th graders Norah and Olivia Tatum are participating in Baking Championship: Next Gen. You can watch Baking Championship: Next Gen on Food Network every Monday at 7 p.m. Central.
Identical twins and 8th graders Norah and Olivia Tatum are participating in Baking Championship: Next Gen. You can watch Baking Championship: Next Gen on Food Network every Monday at 7 p.m. Central.
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
My parents did not raise me to be disrespectful, I had to practice
December 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My parents did not raise me to be disrespectful, I had to practice
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable, but VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable.
"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
🧵⬇️
"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
🧵⬇️
January 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Something interesting you might not have realized: a number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable, but VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable.
"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
🧵⬇️
"Your CONduct is better when you conDUCT yourself appropriately.”
🧵⬇️
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
a betty white christmas: thread
December 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
a betty white christmas: thread
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
www.sciencealert.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
Ten archaic English slang phrases…
10. Got the morbs (sad)
9. Bumpsy (drunk)
8. Whittled as a penguin (very drunk)
8. Scandal water (tea)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
5. Sauce-box (mouth)
4. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
3. Dash my wig (OMG)
2. Poked up (embarrassed)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)
10. Got the morbs (sad)
9. Bumpsy (drunk)
8. Whittled as a penguin (very drunk)
8. Scandal water (tea)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
5. Sauce-box (mouth)
4. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
3. Dash my wig (OMG)
2. Poked up (embarrassed)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Ten archaic English slang phrases…
10. Got the morbs (sad)
9. Bumpsy (drunk)
8. Whittled as a penguin (very drunk)
8. Scandal water (tea)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
5. Sauce-box (mouth)
4. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
3. Dash my wig (OMG)
2. Poked up (embarrassed)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)
10. Got the morbs (sad)
9. Bumpsy (drunk)
8. Whittled as a penguin (very drunk)
8. Scandal water (tea)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
5. Sauce-box (mouth)
4. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
3. Dash my wig (OMG)
2. Poked up (embarrassed)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
i wanna be put in airplane mode
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i wanna be put in airplane mode
This is the color of spit.
Pantone’s 2026 Color of the Year is a white
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is the color of spit.
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
William the Conquerer's oldest son was Robert Curthose, meaning "short trousers", which means…
WHOOOO LIVES IN A CASTLE IN THE 11TH CENTURY?
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
MEDIEVAL AND NORMAN AND ROYAL IS HE
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
WHOOOO LIVES IN A CASTLE IN THE 11TH CENTURY?
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
MEDIEVAL AND NORMAN AND ROYAL IS HE
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
William the Conquerer's oldest son was Robert Curthose, meaning "short trousers", which means…
WHOOOO LIVES IN A CASTLE IN THE 11TH CENTURY?
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
MEDIEVAL AND NORMAN AND ROYAL IS HE
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
WHOOOO LIVES IN A CASTLE IN THE 11TH CENTURY?
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
MEDIEVAL AND NORMAN AND ROYAL IS HE
PRINCEBOB SHORTPANTS!
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
Be sure to apply plenty of black hole sunscreen before lounging in your soundgarden.
August 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Be sure to apply plenty of black hole sunscreen before lounging in your soundgarden.
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
"I am a man who will fight for your honour,
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"
- Peter Et Cetera.
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"
- Peter Et Cetera.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"I am a man who will fight for your honour,
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"
- Peter Et Cetera.
I'll be the hero, and so on and so forth"
- Peter Et Cetera.
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
Did you know if you hold a red lobster to your ear, it will tell you the cheddar bay biscuit recipe?
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Did you know if you hold a red lobster to your ear, it will tell you the cheddar bay biscuit recipe?
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
🧵
🧵
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
🧵
🧵
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
😻
I have eaten
the eggs
that were
on the counter
which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.
They weren’t moist or savory
like the seafood variety of Friskies
but I was bored.
buff.ly/D4lLaCm
the eggs
that were
on the counter
which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.
They weren’t moist or savory
like the seafood variety of Friskies
but I was bored.
buff.ly/D4lLaCm
Eight Famous Poems Rewritten by Your Asshole Cat
“This is Just to Say” I have eaten the eggs that were on the counter which you were probably saving for breakfast. They weren’t moist or savory lik...
buff.ly
October 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
😻
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Exciting cross cultural events are happening at walmart
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
I found a capybara pebble🤎
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I found a capybara pebble🤎
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.
October 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Music FACT: For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.
Reposted by Lea Ann Allen
If Salieri tried any of that shit with me, I would have kicked his ass
October 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If Salieri tried any of that shit with me, I would have kicked his ass