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Milli Vanilla
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I love eating books, baking songs, and reading good food.

Living on Ngunnawal, Ngunawal and Ngambri country.
Pinned
Maybe hold off buying honey for a while, on account of all the dicks being stuck in hives.
A bee sting to the penis can enlarge it permanently.
A modern day mix of Bond, The Six Million Dollar Man, and Inspector Gadget.
Let me run the Bond franchise and I’ll blow him up at the end of every movie. Maybe several times within each movie if it feels right. He’ll be back the next movie (or scene) and nobody will talk about it, but man are we gonna explode that guy a LOT.
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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So here's the favour I want to ask: if this post crosses your feed, please take this chance to support the Gitxsan and Gitanyow by watching our latest HGA and passing it on.

Help us put Ksi Lisims and PRGT on the map 🙏
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November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Rage Against the Moschino
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
This is still one of the most amazing things.
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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"Is there sandwich sign?"

"Usul, there is sandwich sign the likes of which even God has never seen."
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Enjoying the journalists writing “Oh yeah I always knew NEOM was bullshit” today except, you know, they didn’t write that at the time.
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I feel like there is some kind of link between the infinite electronic monkeys AI models, and the infinite digital monkey pics from the heyday of NFTs.
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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This is an excellent lede for a civil complaint. A+
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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“what will happen when ai takes all the desk jobs”
so, the recursive loops that form when the bots generate the content they subsequently feed on, having been deprived of the material that gave a sheen of quality to their counterfeit languagelike slop?

that’s called “model collapse” and it’s ugly.
What Is Model Collapse? | IBM
Model collapse refers to the declining performance of generative AI models that are trained on AI-generated content.
www.ibm.com
November 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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mugger: *points gun* your money or your life

me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix

mugger: no i mean-

me: *already running away* you’re late for steph’s recital
November 4, 2024 at 6:39 PM
“Respectfully…”
November 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This rules actually.
You may find yourself
In a vast sandy desert
And you may find yourself
Beside the plinth of a large Ozymandias
You may say to yourself
Whose trunkless legs are these?
And you may say to yourself
This is not my stony visage!
🎶On a dark desert highway,
Cool wind in my hair
Saw an old trunkless statue
But nothing else around there
Up ahead in the distance
A shattered visage lies
The head was heavy and the sight was grim
But the plinth had some advice
My name is Ozymandias
Such an ancient face (such an ancient face)..🎶
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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if you are this waiting for this a sign is it
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
🎶On a dark desert highway,
Cool wind in my hair
Saw an old trunkless statue
But nothing else around there
Up ahead in the distance
A shattered visage lies
The head was heavy and the sight was grim
But the plinth had some advice
My name is Ozymandias
Such an ancient face (such an ancient face)..🎶
This is just to say

I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert

and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand

Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Words to live by.
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Columbones
Change one letter, ruin a candy

SARS Bar
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Pubes
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
George Miller’s The Little Mermaid
Brian DePalma’s Mean Girls
Wes Anderson’s Tora! Tora! Tora!
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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All my apes, gone
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Anxiety says,

“Oh no! There are way too many pieces falling all over the place.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Remember, don’t stick your dick in the computer. You could get a virus.
Genuinely what the fuck is going on in Albania
October 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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i have to save money. but i also have to buy rare items and artifacts
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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You’ve got a brick of ramen where your brain should be. It’s a delicious but unfortunate problem
Establishment Democrats spent a full year complaining the Left forced them to be “woke.”

But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
Democrats Cynically Wield “Wokeness” Against Graham Platner
Establishment Democrats spent a full year complaining the Left forced them to be “woke.” But then a left populist, Graham Platner, threatened to win in Maine, so they went right back to trying to cancel someone over old internet posts.
jacobin.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM