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Luke Foley
@lukefoley.me
LFC aficionado. NYR fan. Footscray FC aka Western Bulldogs member. Cricket tragic. I talk shit about a lot of things. Western Naarm-Melbs born and bred now living on Gunditjmara land. YNWA.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned.

1978 Toyota Corolla
1981 XD Ford Falcon station wagon
2004 BA Ford Fairmont Ghia
1976 HJ40 Toyota LandCruiser LWB
1984 HJ60 Toyota LC (still going strong, had it restored, indestructible 2H engine which has never let me down and will never die).
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned.
1969 LC Torana
1972 LJ Torana
1979 CM Valiant
1984 VK Commodore
1986 R31 Skyline

I still own everything but the poor clapped out VK 🥲
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned.
HK Kingswood 1968
HQ Monaro 1972 350 Chev
1963 EJ Station wagon
1979 Mazda 929 fitted with import rotary engine
Ford XR5 Turbo

I am no longer a redhead weirdly
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The Kangas are just too good. A cut above the rest. There’s daylight between them and the rest of the competition. #AFLWGF
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I just want this to be a great game of footy worthy of a grand final. Don’t want a Norf blowout so hopefully Brissie take it right up to them. #AFLWGF
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Nice and easy hike earlier today on a well maintained section of the Great South West Walk.

The one thing I was spewing on was that a couple of emus popped out and ran along the track in front of me straight after I took this pic. By the time I got my phone out the flighty buggers had pissed off 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The Girl with the No Ragrets Tattoo.
The Girl with the Bananaman Tattoo
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
@profanity.accountant hope my swearsky is fucken grouse mate.
SwearSky
Bluesky profanity, as it happens
swearsky.bagpuss.org
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Camels
Saltwater crocs
Dingoes
Brumbies
Sambar deer
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Pademelon
Brown antichinus
Auckland Island Teal
Yellow Eyed Penguin
Hooker sea lion
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Black Wallaroo
Blue Mockingbird
Green Anaconda
Grey Falcon
White Bellbird
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Looking forward to reaching the “blocked by 1000 users” milestone. Weirdos and their silly little moderation lists eh. Some of them are just childish and petty. Wankers.
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Having lived in Sunbury this would’ve made it so much easier to get to and from work with all the extra services.

Looks great. Can’t wait to get back to Melbourne and check it all out.

What would be really good now is a rail link to the airport. Enough of the political fuckaround and get it done.
The Metro Tunnel will finally open after years of chaos – so what is the payoff for the Melbourne commuter?
With the West Gate Tunnel set to be complete within weeks, Labor hopes costs will be offset by commuter benefits before the next state election
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Watching Sisu and any movie that involves lots of violence and a bloody trail of dead nazis works for me.
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall 🎶
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Peter Russell-Clarke, where’s the fucken cheese?
Can I Drive Your Commodore? by Grindhouse on Apple Music
Album · 2018 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Joe Colombo would’ve made a big thing out of this back in his day, well before he got shot anyway.
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Travball
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You can bet if the pagers had’ve beeped the other way round and a “fun for all ages” event planned celebrating it every single loudmouth politician and cooked media outlet would be outraged and labelling it as sick and twisted.
Australian family-themed event celebrating Israel's pager attacks condemned
Victoria Police has said it will continue to monitor the event billed as "fun for all ages".
www.sbs.com.au
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Bob Dylan
Nirvana
Sonic Youth
Rancid
Rollins Band
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Green Day
Kiss
Busted
Kaiser Chiefs
The View
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

The Prodigy
The Manic Street Preachers
The Foo Fighters
Soundgarden
Green Day
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If this chimney and those crumbling stone walls could talk imagine the stories they could tell.
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I don’t like the retail term Black Friday. It has a totally different meaning here.

Black Friday was a terrible bushfire in 1939 where many lives were lost and property destroyed. Most of Victoria was affected in some way by the disaster. Ash from the fires fell as far away as AoNZ. It was tragic.
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“SportsBet did not make an executive-level employee available for interview, just "some cunt" in an ill-fitting t-shirt with a $90 haircut.”
SportsBet Quietly Shelve New 'Kidz' Product As Social Media Ban Looms
ERORL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s largest online bookmaker has quietly shelved plans for a new product aimed at younger Australians. The move comes as the federal government prepar...
www.betootaadvocate.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Perfect timing for American Pope Leo XIV to be in Turkey during Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Forget about the social media ban for under 16’s there should also be a ban on kids supporting Carlton and Essendon to protect them from the damage that can cause too.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Eleven years ago today our hearts were broken with the tragic passing of Phillip Hughes. A terrible loss in awful circumstances. Gone way too soon.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Barnaby Joyce once said that “disloyalty is a curse,” yet he left his wife for another woman. Now he’s left the National Party and will defect to One Nation.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM