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stuaa.bsky.social @stuaa.bsky.social · 5h
and they say this place doesn’t have the juice
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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 9h
STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Dec 10
POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.
Detective Columbo stands behind a wooden table with two irregular cow tools in it. He holds a 3rd cow tool and looks at it with his other hand scratching his head. He says, "Gee these tools are really something, aren't they? Y'know, my wife, she says they lack sophistication. But I just think that adds to the charm... Say... Don't they usually come in a set of four?" Caption below the panel reads, "Cowlumbo tools."
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Jean @jeano.bsky.social · 9h
Our dog found an actual string of sausages today! I thought that only happened in The Beano 😆
Dog with bin bag and string of sausages
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 13h
Novels are just comics consisting of one picture and an overwritten caption.
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Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Simon Christiansen @simonchris.bsky.social · 14h
Current main character on Threads. Everyone is now posting knitting projects saying they're none of your business.
Threads thread going: Sara: "I'm halfway done with my second piece. 4 more to go." Picture of unfinished knitting project. Fiona: Whatcha makin? Sarah: None of your business given I don't know you nor do I want to
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Richard Cobbett @richardcobbett.bsky.social · 1d
Steam Next Fest, aka 'please play the demo of the game I've been working on for what feels like forever'. Apologies for the number of links I'll probably be making to this this week. store.steampowered.com/app/1221950/...
Nighthawks on Steam
The secret is out. Vampires have been exposed to the world… and you’re one of them. Seize the night as a modern monster, stepping out of the shadows to build a thriving nightclub empire through fear, ...
store.steampowered.com
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 1d
Genuinely thought this was nice until I got to the photo

Whyyyyyyyy is this a thing
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👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 1d
regret to inform you all that we have another one

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom flat for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom flat for sale in Dolphin House, Smugglers Way, London, SW18 for £1,750,000. Marketed by Knight Frank, Battersea
www.rightmove.co.uk
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stuaa.bsky.social @stuaa.bsky.social · 1d
A Simpsons screengrab, edited so it looks like Smithers is cowering and covering his eyes to avoid looking at a twerking Biffo.
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · May 12
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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d
If you want more information on farming and farmers, please scan this ooh-arr code.
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 2d
What makes you proud to be British? For me, this is right up there.
A one-star review from a Texan tourist visiting Liverpool: freddytexan (16 reviews) “My wife and I visted Liverpool for our 30th wedding anniversary from Texas. Our evening was ruined when a man dressed as an adult baby called my wife a "Mad yank slut" because she'd never heard of a band called Steps.”
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stuaa.bsky.social @stuaa.bsky.social · 2d
wipeout on the orient express
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stuaa.bsky.social @stuaa.bsky.social · 3d
The picture from the quoted post -- a dog with a shotgun mic (ie. one with a long thin barrel) pointing towards it -- with the HUD from DOOM superimposed at the bottom.
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 3d
I don’t want a surprise.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 3d
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 4d
Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired
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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 4d
Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. ⁦ @bariweiss ⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are. Order Life with Baum! like a daughter to him Disgusted barbie
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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 4d
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
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jain edwards @jainedwards.bsky.social · 4d
reading about this riyadh comedy festival thing. genuinely astonished that comedians, *stand up comedians*, chose a fck load of money over doing the right thing. this isn't the behaviour i have come to expect from the comedy world, a notoriously upstanding and moral industry.
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stuaa.bsky.social @stuaa.bsky.social · 4d
PiMan jumpscare
A cropped portion of the quoted magazine pages, showing Automata UK’s mascot, the PiMan — a grotesque character with a large bulbous Noseybonk-esque nose and the symbol Pi on his chest.
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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 4d
Drake:
Hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it’s over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
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stuaa.bsky.social @stuaa.bsky.social · 6d
It really is -- just look at him! #hot
A screenshot of the Spectrum 128k version of Rasputin's intro.
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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 7d
Went to see The Smashing Machine tonight; still can’t stop myself mentally adding “Gromit” to the end of the title
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Silversprite @silversprite.bsky.social · Sep 17
On an evening bus out of Worcester. A stoned passenger is sitting on the back seat, playing a flute. The driver just audibly muttered "When the fuck is Tom Bombadil getting off my bus".

We journey on, into the darkness. With musical accompaniment.
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