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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 3h

Unnecessary number of numbers on the back of that jersey

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) @fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 3h

🚨 Frenkie de Jong: “I won’t comment on my salary. Many fake news were shared about this in the recent years”. “What was said about my salary was greatly exaggerated, and the figures that were published were never accurate”.

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 3h

These assholes are all,

“Buy our new Jenna’s Cider! We’re ethnically CLEANSING your palate, and there’s Nuttin’ Yahoos you can do about it but support it! If you don’t buy our Jenna’s Cider you’ll be labeled an antisemite!”

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3h

The MAGAs are selling “Border Blend” taco seasoning that they claim will “close the border on bland meals” - “because when it comes to flavor, we're all about building walls — delicious ones, that is.”

patriotdepot.com/products/bor...

Introducing the Border Blend Taco Mexican Seasoning - because who needs an open border when you've got flavor this good? Crafted with a blend of authentic spices and herbs, this seasoning brings the bold taste of Mexican street food right to your kitchen, without any of the political drama.
This blend packs a punch that'll make your taste buds sing. Whether you're whipping up tacos, burritos, or nachos, just sprinkle it on your favorite dish and let the flavor do the talking.
So close the border on bland meals and let the Border Blend Taco Mexican Seasoning spice up your life. Because when it comes to flavor, we're all about building walls — delicious ones, that is.

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Big Wonderful Wyoming @wydot.bsky.social · 3h

Montana State Line,
10/15/2025, 7:01:48 AM

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 13h

I had a whole bunch of posters of bands from England (that I got in England, or had family send to me). When I moved to college my dad put them in the bed of the truck under a tarp over my objections and sure enough! They blew out at Fannin and 610!

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 14h

What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.

And how long has it been?

I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.

I’m still FURIOUS.

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 13h

They like Ted Cruz because he does the dumb shit that gets attention so they can be evil in the shadows

Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 13h

Fuck it I’m wearing a velociraptor inflatable and carrying a Bluetooth speaker on Saturday

Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t care if it’s cringe, suck it up and put on the fucking frog suit

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 17h

I’m getting Der Nippelharden at this Canadiens pre-game and I’m just a guy in Texas

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 18h

Entire towns running out of water so someone can get a “Bolwjob” from ChatGPT

The Verge @theverge.com · 22h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 18h

Really well!

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 20h

Hell yeah I “pump iron”*

*drink protein shakes full of lead

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 23h

Eric Trump is legally prohibited from operating a charity in the state of New York because he stole money from children with cancer

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 1d

I often forget that Aaron Boone and Bret Boone are brothers

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 1d

Shit

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

D'Angelo has died after a battle with pancreatic cancer, his former manager says. He was 51

D'Angelo Dead at 51

Grammy-winning R&B soul singer D'Angelo is dead from pancreatic cancer ... TMZ has learned.

www.tmz.com

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 1d

Why have you not listened to Luvcat yet

Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 1d

Just stumbled on Luvcat, and I'm 100% in. Great stuff.

Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 1d

Look I’m not saying that I should be considered “young” by any means. However, I am absolutely not old enough to have Leo Sayer’s “You Make Me Feel Like Dancing” stuck in my head

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 1d

How have I never heard of this

Karel Soucek (1947–1985) was a Czech professional stuntman living in Canada who developed a shock-absorbent barrel. He died following a demonstration involving the barrel being dropped from the roof of the Houston Astrodome. He was fatally injured when his barrel hit the rim of the water tank meant to cushion his fall

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 1d

Mammoth/Blackhawks is on mute…

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not a double header if the games are happening at the same time what are we talking about here

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 1d

No Fox, yes to HBO Max

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 1d

This thing where I have the service where I can watch the NLCS but not the ALCS is awesome. Bang up job, Manfred.

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 1d

Just stumbled on Luvcat, and I'm 100% in. Great stuff.

Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 1d

The under-inflated balloon who is in charge of FEMA (who didn’t know that there is such a thing as “hurricane season”) has no idea where Alaska is, nor that it’s part of the United States.

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 2d

NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 2d

AstrosCounty dot com had higher editorial standards than this shit

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 2d

Mandani?

@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 2d

CBS News would never put a thinly sourced 'story' by a rookie blogger like this on it's air. Until now. The Free Press isn't a journalism outlet, it's bloggers aren't reporters. This piece is more NYPost than Tiffany Network but I guess that's the goal.

www.cbsnews.com/video/some-n...

Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming the NYC mayor, The Free Press reports

The Free Press spoke to several New York City Police Department officers who are worried about Zohran Mamdani becoming mayor. Olivia Reingold joins CBS News with more.

www.cbsnews.com

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Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelroy @astroscounty.bsky.social · 2d

I am BEGGING journalists to start asking "difficult" questions instead of using every piece as an audition to get invited to a party

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2d

The Speaker of the House isn't allowed to give that answer. He's not some guy who missed the local news that night.

Anyone not following up with "isn't it your job to know? What were you doing instead of paying attention to services being cut for American children" isn't a journalist

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know

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