Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy
@astroscounty.bsky.social
Need to have a lie-down.
RFKJ standing there just wishing Duffy would bring back Smoking Flights
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
RFKJ standing there just wishing Duffy would bring back Smoking Flights
To: Shane Baz
From: Astros
Do u wanna get Tommy John Surgery with me? Circle Yes or No
From: Astros
Do u wanna get Tommy John Surgery with me? Circle Yes or No
Shane Baz has emerged as one target in the Astros' search for starting pitching. No deal is close and some league sources doubt Baz will be moved, but the interest is real and demonstrates the sort of trade Houston is trying to make. With @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social - www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
Shane Baz emerges as one target in the Astros’ search for starting pitching: Sources
The 26-year-old Rays starter, a Houston native, has three more seasons of club control.
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
To: Shane Baz
From: Astros
Do u wanna get Tommy John Surgery with me? Circle Yes or No
From: Astros
Do u wanna get Tommy John Surgery with me? Circle Yes or No
Reposted by Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy
Mr. Bean is not human and is therefore unable to find redemption in Christ’s salvation. Unlike you or I, his mumbling voice will never find an eternal home in God’s celestial choir
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Mr. Bean is not human and is therefore unable to find redemption in Christ’s salvation. Unlike you or I, his mumbling voice will never find an eternal home in God’s celestial choir
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
[scrolling for five minutes on here]
we can solve the housing crisis after we remove these people’s heads from their bodies
we can solve the housing crisis after we remove these people’s heads from their bodies
December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
[scrolling for five minutes on here]
we can solve the housing crisis after we remove these people’s heads from their bodies
we can solve the housing crisis after we remove these people’s heads from their bodies
It’s a good sign when you wake up and while you’re still laying down think “okay I can be right back here asleep in just 18 hours…”
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It’s a good sign when you wake up and while you’re still laying down think “okay I can be right back here asleep in just 18 hours…”
I think the most sensible thing for Mo Salah to do is to come to Leeds where he wouldn't be disrespected
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Salah's dramatic comments take centerstage in Liverpool's ongoing crisis
Liverpool's struggles continue following a 3-3 draw against Leeds United, but Mohamed Salah's postmatch comments overshadowed it.
www.espn.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I think the most sensible thing for Mo Salah to do is to come to Leeds where he wouldn't be disrespected
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
As soon as they announce the matchups the game should start in a Wal-Mart parking lot in less than 45 minutes
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
As soon as they announce the matchups the game should start in a Wal-Mart parking lot in less than 45 minutes
When you’ve backed yourself into a corner and have to double-down on “there was simply no way to avoid straight up murdering these two guys”
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When you’ve backed yourself into a corner and have to double-down on “there was simply no way to avoid straight up murdering these two guys”
Reading the obituaries in the newspaper and whispering “Skill issue” at each one
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Reading the obituaries in the newspaper and whispering “Skill issue” at each one
Nice to see good things happen to perennial underdog, hard-luck Duke University
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Nice to see good things happen to perennial underdog, hard-luck Duke University
I need this “bing-bong” to be my text notification
Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I need this “bing-bong” to be my text notification
Hakeem Jeffries standing outside handing out flyers to join an MLM scheme
@handsoffnyc.bsky.social is training thousands of New Yorkers on how to protect their neighbors from ICE. Today, they are currently running two trainings in Brooklyn and the Bronx, both of which hit capacity because interest was so high.
This is the way, y’all—we protect each other, and we know it.
This is the way, y’all—we protect each other, and we know it.
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hakeem Jeffries standing outside handing out flyers to join an MLM scheme
I can’t breathe
Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I can’t breathe
The hell do you mean “he transferred from Army.” You can do that? Like the Army is gonna be all “Hell yeah you can go to Duke.” Is he AWOL?
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The hell do you mean “he transferred from Army.” You can do that? Like the Army is gonna be all “Hell yeah you can go to Duke.” Is he AWOL?
Home Depot being an official sponsor of the World Cup while Noem and Bovino use Home Depot parking lots as green rooms for ICE kidnappings is just
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Home Depot being an official sponsor of the World Cup while Noem and Bovino use Home Depot parking lots as green rooms for ICE kidnappings is just
Leeds United, October-November (v Spurs, @ Burnley, v West Ham, @ Brighton, @ Forest, v Villa, @ City): 7 goals scored, 3 points
Leeds United, December: v Chelsea, v Liverpool: 6 goals scored, 4 points
Leeds United, December: v Chelsea, v Liverpool: 6 goals scored, 4 points
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Leeds United, October-November (v Spurs, @ Burnley, v West Ham, @ Brighton, @ Forest, v Villa, @ City): 7 goals scored, 3 points
Leeds United, December: v Chelsea, v Liverpool: 6 goals scored, 4 points
Leeds United, December: v Chelsea, v Liverpool: 6 goals scored, 4 points
Eat shit, Slot
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Eat shit, Slot
It’s hard to defend when your head is up your own ass
Holy Hell, Leeds
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It’s hard to defend when your head is up your own ass
Holy Hell, Leeds
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Holy Hell, Leeds
Fuck these ghouls
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Fuck these ghouls
Charles Leclerc is French for “Charles The Clerc”
Norris gets ahead of Piastri! But slower than Verstappen - who goes even faster! It's pole for Verstappen!
1. Verstappen
2. Norris
3. Piastri
4. Russell
5. Leclerc
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
1. Verstappen
2. Norris
3. Piastri
4. Russell
5. Leclerc
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Charles Leclerc is French for “Charles The Clerc”
Reposted by Ravishing Rick Ruud van Nistelrooy
Infantino you Caillou-lookin headass boiiiiiiii
President Donald Trump is awarded the inaugural peace prize from FIFA President Gianni Infantino at the 2026 World Cup draw.
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Infantino you Caillou-lookin headass boiiiiiiii
Tired: giving a Democrat politician money so they can lovingly fellate the fascists running the country
Wired: give me $500 to get personalized bag tags for my Varsity Girls Soccer team
(Sponsorships are available - our jersey guy shit the bed and ruined my budget for the year)
Wired: give me $500 to get personalized bag tags for my Varsity Girls Soccer team
(Sponsorships are available - our jersey guy shit the bed and ruined my budget for the year)
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Tired: giving a Democrat politician money so they can lovingly fellate the fascists running the country
Wired: give me $500 to get personalized bag tags for my Varsity Girls Soccer team
(Sponsorships are available - our jersey guy shit the bed and ruined my budget for the year)
Wired: give me $500 to get personalized bag tags for my Varsity Girls Soccer team
(Sponsorships are available - our jersey guy shit the bed and ruined my budget for the year)