mickeyandpluto
@mickeyandpluto.bsky.social
ok this is pwetty epic
Owned by @rhodare.bsky.social
Owned by @rhodare.bsky.social
More like technology conbasedions
January 30, 2026 at 9:40 PM
More like technology conbasedions
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SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
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this summarizes about anything that could ever possibly happen under trump as president
January 22, 2026 at 1:36 AM
this summarizes about anything that could ever possibly happen under trump as president
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Whenever the weather is bad in Texas I get SO WORRIED that Ted Cruz might not have packed enough sunscreen.
January 22, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Whenever the weather is bad in Texas I get SO WORRIED that Ted Cruz might not have packed enough sunscreen.
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joining linked in just to tell companies i'll kill my self if they don't hire me
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 AM
joining linked in just to tell companies i'll kill my self if they don't hire me
I should be allowed to nap in my car when there's no deliveries
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I should be allowed to nap in my car when there's no deliveries
Why don't the bigger group, the passengers, not simply eat the smaller group, the driver?
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Why don't the bigger group, the passengers, not simply eat the smaller group, the driver?
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Whatever he had like 12 followers
There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Whatever he had like 12 followers
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'why hasnt everyone moved to bluesky!!!!!' have you considered that youre here & that you are very annoying
January 15, 2026 at 7:19 AM
'why hasnt everyone moved to bluesky!!!!!' have you considered that youre here & that you are very annoying
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my spouse took her top off in front of me and my wife flashed before my eyes
January 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
my spouse took her top off in front of me and my wife flashed before my eyes
they should make latex that doesnt suck to get into
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
they should make latex that doesnt suck to get into
I'm so excited for transgender for everyone
January 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I'm so excited for transgender for everyone
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truth
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
truth
I think literally everyone but me and one other person is sick at my job rn
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I think literally everyone but me and one other person is sick at my job rn
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2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number
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This is literally the first image on the "how to read a multimeter" wikihow page
January 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
This is literally the first image on the "how to read a multimeter" wikihow page
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holding priority on your new year's resolutions,
January 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
holding priority on your new year's resolutions,
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You're probably underestimating how much your pet friend likes ham.
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
You're probably underestimating how much your pet friend likes ham.
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you’re telling me a new years eved this
youre telling me a new yearsed this
you’r’e telling me a new yeared eved this
your. telling me
youre telling me a new yearsed this
you’r’e telling me a new yeared eved this
your. telling me
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
you’re telling me a new years eved this
youre telling me a new yearsed this
you’r’e telling me a new yeared eved this
your. telling me
youre telling me a new yearsed this
you’r’e telling me a new yeared eved this
your. telling me
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what's a puppygirl's favorite part of the TV remote?
the paws button
the paws button
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
what's a puppygirl's favorite part of the TV remote?
the paws button
the paws button
playing competitive games with my adhd meds certainly feels like im cheating
December 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
playing competitive games with my adhd meds certainly feels like im cheating
It's like I'm torturing him
December 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It's like I'm torturing him