Plain Simple Tim
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Plain Simple Tim
@mcjones.bsky.social
Sentient bag of those edible packaging peanuts.
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In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
“What if computer as well as book and tv make you sad?” - me attempting to explain how games fit into the creative landscape to politicians and CEOs
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I still struggle to not read it as “Marjorie Taylor Greene: The Gathering”.
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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i never realized that i had an aspiration to be a cto until today when i learned that bandai has a chief tamagotchi officer
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Gonna start calling game objects gobjects for a while, see how it feels.
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You do in fact gotta hand to… hang on does this say the fucking pope?!
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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We're excited to announce YOUNG SUNS: a new narrative-rich co-op life sim set on Jupiter. Experience life in an optimistic future full of colorful characters. Play solo or with up to 3 friends. Visit planetoids, ruins, and stations. Craft and decorate. Help society heal.

youtu.be/rVEWbp1FiKg?...
KO_OP Game Reveal & Presentation
YouTube video by KO_OP
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Did you know that Yarn Spinner tests and deploys all our software on some old PCs a friend found in a dumpster? 🗑️🔥

We entered a competition to win $5000 to buy better gear, so we can test and deploy to more storefronts and platforms. Now we need YOUR VOTE 🫵 Help us out? 💚 woobox.com/fw8p3z/galle...
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Spoke to a number of devs about how, in the face of CEOs claiming gen-AI is the future, their declaration of being genAI free is making waves.
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Join us tomorrow at 12 PM EST for an exciting announcement of our upcoming game! youtu.be/rVEWbp1FiKg
KO_OP Game Reveal & Presentation
YouTube video by KO_OP
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Free terrible startup idea: resell browser storage. SaaS vendors who need some extra cash agree to put blobs in their users' LocalStorage and retrieve it on demand via their WebSocket-connected PWAs. Then others who want to persist data can keep it inside random people's browsers.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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tl;dr recompiling the game with SSE enabled changed precisions enough that it soft-locked the game. (see thread for deets.)

floating point delenda est
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Bill Nye is short for William New Year's Eve
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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and while I’m yelling about Yarn Spinner: Unity put us in their Black Friday sale! Go get it!! assetstore.unity.com/packages/too...
Yarn Spinner for Unity, the friendly dialogue and narrative tool | Behavior AI | Unity Asset Store
Get the Yarn Spinner for Unity, the friendly dialogue and narrative tool package from Yarn Spinner and speed up your game development process. Find this & other Behavior AI options on the Unity Asset ...
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November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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👋 Calling all Tasmanians with games you've made/helped make/are currently making - applications are now open to be part of Level Up Tasmania next year in April!
🔗 www.screen.tas.gov.au/leveluptasma...
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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me: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near

the Bird Summoner: probably a coincidence
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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went to Cub food and asked them how many rotisserie chicken theyve got. bought that many exactly. to the number. got a man on the inside texts me when they restock that when and how many chickens. theyre trying to kill me about it right now but my proteins too high. the muscles just grow right back
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM