mayonnaise boy (backup)
@mayoboy.myatproto.social
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl
#art #gamedev #godot
#art #gamedev #godot
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WHAT THEY GAVE ME MY ACCOUNT BACK WHHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
got my account back so this one is gonna get relegated to a backup 😎
got my account back so this one is gonna get relegated to a backup 😎
WHAT THEY GAVE ME MY ACCOUNT BACK WHHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
January 29, 2026 at 3:35 AM
got my account back so this one is gonna get relegated to a backup 😎
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I've seen one legitimately toxic hidden post for every 50 posts from followers I did not want hidden, and the team's continued silence toward the many voices agreeing does not engender trust that the vibe is getting better or that anyone is paying attention to the helpful feedback of how to grow. 👍
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I've seen one legitimately toxic hidden post for every 50 posts from followers I did not want hidden, and the team's continued silence toward the many voices agreeing does not engender trust that the vibe is getting better or that anyone is paying attention to the helpful feedback of how to grow. 👍
that they want me to just means i’m gonna do it even less now. fuck y’all
Nope! Go to hell!
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
that they want me to just means i’m gonna do it even less now. fuck y’all
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hello I am launching my very own podcast with @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay where we (mostly casually!) chat about car culture in the decline of the American empire, auto racing, and industry news interspersed with tales of our former auto journo careers. we call it TRAN GIRLISMO
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
hello I am launching my very own podcast with @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay where we (mostly casually!) chat about car culture in the decline of the American empire, auto racing, and industry news interspersed with tales of our former auto journo careers. we call it TRAN GIRLISMO
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Generals gathered with fat asses.
Just like witches with fat asses.
Just like witches with fat asses.
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Generals gathered with fat asses.
Just like witches with fat asses.
Just like witches with fat asses.
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listen i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
listen i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making
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We’re going to be okay. I promise.
Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 AM
We’re going to be okay. I promise.
Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
Not you though, you’re a piece of shit.
I don't actually know much about software dev outside of web stuff... Dropbox is it really necessary to camp out w/ 8 processes, 1 per core, when you're not actually doing anything? Seems a bit excessive.
I also hate that Chrome does 1 process per tab IIRC but that at least makes more logical sense
I also hate that Chrome does 1 process per tab IIRC but that at least makes more logical sense
January 28, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I don't actually know much about software dev outside of web stuff... Dropbox is it really necessary to camp out w/ 8 processes, 1 per core, when you're not actually doing anything? Seems a bit excessive.
I also hate that Chrome does 1 process per tab IIRC but that at least makes more logical sense
I also hate that Chrome does 1 process per tab IIRC but that at least makes more logical sense
we can and should talk about it, but it should be a very short conversation. just a statement really.
“we see what you’re fucking doing, cut that shit out before we stick liberty’s torch up your ass”
“we see what you’re fucking doing, cut that shit out before we stick liberty’s torch up your ass”
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:38 PM
we can and should talk about it, but it should be a very short conversation. just a statement really.
“we see what you’re fucking doing, cut that shit out before we stick liberty’s torch up your ass”
“we see what you’re fucking doing, cut that shit out before we stick liberty’s torch up your ass”
someone is gonna use this as their album cover and they will be right to do so
I'm starting to think the Trumpist mastery of propaganda is failing them. The DHS agents posing this way makes it look like they're ashamed of themselves.
January 28, 2026 at 9:11 PM
someone is gonna use this as their album cover and they will be right to do so
Dear Reader. you’re doing such a good job reading. keep going. sound it out if you have to
all us posters don't call you Dear Reader enough
January 28, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Dear Reader. you’re doing such a good job reading. keep going. sound it out if you have to
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i thought some of yall might appreciate this. shared with permission.
January 28, 2026 at 7:25 PM
i thought some of yall might appreciate this. shared with permission.
me: (feeling any sort of physical sensation) i’m die?????
January 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
me: (feeling any sort of physical sensation) i’m die?????
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Recommitting myself to not sharing images on Bluesky that don't have alt text...and you should too.
There are great posts on my Popular With Friends feed by journalists, politicians, pundits, and celebrities that I wish I could share. But I want everyone to be able to read them, not just the abled.
There are great posts on my Popular With Friends feed by journalists, politicians, pundits, and celebrities that I wish I could share. But I want everyone to be able to read them, not just the abled.
January 28, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Recommitting myself to not sharing images on Bluesky that don't have alt text...and you should too.
There are great posts on my Popular With Friends feed by journalists, politicians, pundits, and celebrities that I wish I could share. But I want everyone to be able to read them, not just the abled.
There are great posts on my Popular With Friends feed by journalists, politicians, pundits, and celebrities that I wish I could share. But I want everyone to be able to read them, not just the abled.
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accidentally dipped my onesie butt flap in the toilet fml
January 28, 2026 at 8:18 PM
accidentally dipped my onesie butt flap in the toilet fml
yes I’m old but this shit legitimately rules
honestly something that those are *great* for is going the other direction: buy CDs, rip them, upload to cloud storage of choice and use CloudBeats or whatever to stream them on your phone.
owning CDs is cool y’all I swear. no one can fuck with your collection but you can still listen conveniently
owning CDs is cool y’all I swear. no one can fuck with your collection but you can still listen conveniently
January 28, 2026 at 8:18 PM
yes I’m old but this shit legitimately rules
i don’t just post for myself. i also post so the lawyers have something to do
January 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i don’t just post for myself. i also post so the lawyers have something to do
as much as I like “Heavy Metal Poppy”, also a big fan of the “Poppy has been listening to Nirvana” songs
January 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
as much as I like “Heavy Metal Poppy”, also a big fan of the “Poppy has been listening to Nirvana” songs
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ICE took the Baileys
Schumer calls for Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to be removed from their jobs.
January 28, 2026 at 7:20 PM
ICE took the Baileys
i asked my wife if she’d ever fuck a clown and she just looked at me for a long time
January 28, 2026 at 6:56 PM
i asked my wife if she’d ever fuck a clown and she just looked at me for a long time
i like to crop dust with my replies. say something horrifyingly stupid and wait for it to hit em
January 28, 2026 at 6:54 PM
i like to crop dust with my replies. say something horrifyingly stupid and wait for it to hit em
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shirt that says “this machine kills pasta”
January 28, 2026 at 6:46 PM
shirt that says “this machine kills pasta”
btw this is not about any of the accounts I follow, just a dumb joke. everyone I follow is cool as shit
listen i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making
January 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
btw this is not about any of the accounts I follow, just a dumb joke. everyone I follow is cool as shit
listen i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
listen i’m not trying to be judgemental but your eyebrows do not speak to a history of good decision making