actually, im astrid
@mimikyuute.bsky.social
They/Them/She/Her.
previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
previously served as martin scorsese (27th may 2025 - 29th may 2025)
Pinned
you’re in her dms, im in a shallow grave in her backyard
guy in a neon wetsuit: it’s me, snake! blocker chainman! i utilize the blockchain to force your nanomachines to-
*3 confusing minutes of gunfire*
chainman: snake… the truth is… i sucked the patriots dick *dies*
snake: colonel. let me flirt with the save game lady
colonel: on it snake
*3 confusing minutes of gunfire*
chainman: snake… the truth is… i sucked the patriots dick *dies*
snake: colonel. let me flirt with the save game lady
colonel: on it snake
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
guy in a neon wetsuit: it’s me, snake! blocker chainman! i utilize the blockchain to force your nanomachines to-
*3 confusing minutes of gunfire*
chainman: snake… the truth is… i sucked the patriots dick *dies*
snake: colonel. let me flirt with the save game lady
colonel: on it snake
*3 confusing minutes of gunfire*
chainman: snake… the truth is… i sucked the patriots dick *dies*
snake: colonel. let me flirt with the save game lady
colonel: on it snake
evil industrial-revolution-era british child on christmas morning: hahaha yes! coal! coal for my infernal machine!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
evil industrial-revolution-era british child on christmas morning: hahaha yes! coal! coal for my infernal machine!!
oh. oh it’s… you got devils *food* cake. yeah i dunno, sorry, just. i guess i heard an “n”, not an “f”.
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
oh. oh it’s… you got devils *food* cake. yeah i dunno, sorry, just. i guess i heard an “n”, not an “f”.
me while writing: truly i am this generations r a salvatore. i am gods gift to letters
reading my writing: what the shit. what the actual fuck.
reading my writing: what the shit. what the actual fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
me while writing: truly i am this generations r a salvatore. i am gods gift to letters
reading my writing: what the shit. what the actual fuck.
reading my writing: what the shit. what the actual fuck.
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george: jerry! the woman in the apartment across from me! she was changin’!
jerry: what are we talkin, semi?
g: not just semi! full on nude!
smams: this is what you choose to discuss? pathetic. you make buffoons of us all, constanza.
kramer: *pratfalls into the table, breaking his neck*
jerry: what are we talkin, semi?
g: not just semi! full on nude!
smams: this is what you choose to discuss? pathetic. you make buffoons of us all, constanza.
kramer: *pratfalls into the table, breaking his neck*
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
george: jerry! the woman in the apartment across from me! she was changin’!
jerry: what are we talkin, semi?
g: not just semi! full on nude!
smams: this is what you choose to discuss? pathetic. you make buffoons of us all, constanza.
kramer: *pratfalls into the table, breaking his neck*
jerry: what are we talkin, semi?
g: not just semi! full on nude!
smams: this is what you choose to discuss? pathetic. you make buffoons of us all, constanza.
kramer: *pratfalls into the table, breaking his neck*
bought a baguette now i know what im having for snack and lunch and dinner and dinner again and midnight snack and
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
bought a baguette now i know what im having for snack and lunch and dinner and dinner again and midnight snack and
they should invent crab rangoons that are in my house in front of me and im eating them
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
they should invent crab rangoons that are in my house in front of me and im eating them
imagine if instead of fingernails you grew teeth on the end of your fingers. okay bye good luck with the rest of your day
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
imagine if instead of fingernails you grew teeth on the end of your fingers. okay bye good luck with the rest of your day
“almost saturday” means it wasnt saturday!
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“almost saturday” means it wasnt saturday!
genuinely, if i was standing on the edge, remembering the phrase “killing yourself is the yourself killer” would stop me from going through with it
do not kill yourself. killing yourself is the yourself killer
it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
genuinely, if i was standing on the edge, remembering the phrase “killing yourself is the yourself killer” would stop me from going through with it
a new yorkers least favorite snake? an asp
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
a new yorkers least favorite snake? an asp
cult of the lamb keeps impressing me with how intentional some of its smaller design choices turn out to be
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
cult of the lamb keeps impressing me with how intentional some of its smaller design choices turn out to be
having anxiety from being away from the cats too long
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
having anxiety from being away from the cats too long
making a new dating site that matches you based on your disco elysium copotype
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
making a new dating site that matches you based on your disco elysium copotype
i really like neon white but i have had “glass ocean” stuck in my head NONSTOP
youtu.be/f8Kjn9qw-rw?...
youtu.be/f8Kjn9qw-rw?...
Glass Ocean
YouTube video by Machine Girl - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i really like neon white but i have had “glass ocean” stuck in my head NONSTOP
youtu.be/f8Kjn9qw-rw?...
youtu.be/f8Kjn9qw-rw?...
Reposted by actually, im astrid
do not kill yourself. killing yourself is the yourself killer
it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
do not kill yourself. killing yourself is the yourself killer
oh how fickle the winds of hulk
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
oh how fickle the winds of hulk
@smams.bsky.social graphic design is my passion
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
@smams.bsky.social graphic design is my passion
time for some big thanksgiving smams lore drop.
basically it all started after an infiltration mission into “outer heaven” resulted in the destruction of “smams gear”; the operative involved earned the title reserved for only the most skilled: solid smams. however, his brother, liquid smams (1/83)
basically it all started after an infiltration mission into “outer heaven” resulted in the destruction of “smams gear”; the operative involved earned the title reserved for only the most skilled: solid smams. however, his brother, liquid smams (1/83)
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
time for some big thanksgiving smams lore drop.
basically it all started after an infiltration mission into “outer heaven” resulted in the destruction of “smams gear”; the operative involved earned the title reserved for only the most skilled: solid smams. however, his brother, liquid smams (1/83)
basically it all started after an infiltration mission into “outer heaven” resulted in the destruction of “smams gear”; the operative involved earned the title reserved for only the most skilled: solid smams. however, his brother, liquid smams (1/83)
if you’re looking for a little low stakes chill escapism, might i direct your attention to “keep driving”, a roguelite road trip game?
store.steampowered.com/app/2756920/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2756920/...
Keep Driving on Steam
An atmospheric management RPG about life on the open road. Pick up hitchhikers, work odd jobs, customize and repair your car, and map your route across the country. Use upgrades, skills and items to o...
store.steampowered.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
if you’re looking for a little low stakes chill escapism, might i direct your attention to “keep driving”, a roguelite road trip game?
store.steampowered.com/app/2756920/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2756920/...
eating ice cream for breakfast to Get Through It
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
eating ice cream for breakfast to Get Through It
let us all spare a thought for mr perjurer who probably went into all these stories early on thinking “wow can’t wait to see what THIS will be about!” to hours later thinking “ah. well. it seems this too is tied to the mickey mouse themed child sacrifices.”
every defunctland video is a variation on "disney land was making ten trillion dollars a second until 2004 when they introduced the new 'pay extra or micky mouse takes your first born child' scheme. ticket sales dropped and in response disney fired all their staff and killed goofy."
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
let us all spare a thought for mr perjurer who probably went into all these stories early on thinking “wow can’t wait to see what THIS will be about!” to hours later thinking “ah. well. it seems this too is tied to the mickey mouse themed child sacrifices.”
admit this is funny
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
admit this is funny