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I like Gundam and Wrestling. He/They
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They’ll say it was the cancer but I heard that this is what killed him. It finally got free.
the dogbert animatronic from the 1997 live action dilbert pilot

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January 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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thinking about when cory booker held that filibuster for literally no reason
Asked if he's willing to shut down the government over ICE funding, Senator Cory Booker replies: "We had the longest government shutdown, and Democrats could not hold together to sustain that kind of pressure."
January 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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RIP Scott
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
CoC2 of Taskmaster has such a good energy, everyone good-naturedly ribbing each other, Gamble clearly realizing he has no chance no matter how competitive he gets, the tasks perfectly suited to undermine what each contestant was good at previously. Even Liza Tarbuck has won me over
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Guy playing a dual role: brother lets go over to the easy to film location and sit far apart. Don't hug me! A shot from behind my back handshake is enough. You can leave the package there, where I'll pick it up in a moment.
January 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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For all the grandstanding, Democrats have been nowhere to be seen on the ground in Minnesota. The work there is being done by leftist groups, immigrants rights orgs, and random citizens. Took Walz almost a week to visit Good's memorial. Democrats do not functionally exist in the conversation anymore
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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swing voters are real, here to stay, and gigantic morons
New Gallup figures in these charts. Well, so much for that emerging Republican majority people were writing about in November 2024. Was evidently a mass overreaction to Trump's win and failure to acknowledge softness of support, and thermostatic politics www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trumps-win...
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Nomadic boomer vampires rule the country this month on JUST KING THINGS! We talk Stephen King's 2013 sequel to The Shining, DOCTOR SLEEP, a compelling return to themes of addiction, recovery, and family within the narrative arc of an extremely weird X-Men comic. rangedtouch.com/2026/01/12/d...
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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It's worth your time to call Hilton to cancel your account with them. 1-800-446-6677. Here's why:

They asked me if it was because of the ICE thing. I said it was. Then they suggested I wait a couple days to see if they were going to change course.

The pressure is getting to them. Let's keep it up.
Boycott Hilton Hotels
January 11, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Pee-Wee Herman could survive a Hannibal/Red Dragon/ Silence of the Lambs situation but Will Graham wouldn't make it past breakfast in Pee-Wee's world.
September 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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BATMAN: Bane broke my back, so I’m making this quiet religious college kid (who was trained by an order of Templar cosplayers) Batman. He’s Batman now.

DICK: what

AZRAEL: The beatific face of St. Dumas appeared to me in a grilled cheese and foretold this.

TIM: what

AZRAEL: Silence, sodomite.
May 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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scott steiner cutting a promo. can't understand half of what he's saying. some kind of metaphor about how books are for learning but if you can't read then you can't even read a book to learn how to read. pulls out his phone showing he has footage confirming bigfoot is real. throws it into a sewer
January 10, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.

Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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thanks zero thats really cool of you to say
January 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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today we begin a NEW SEASON of THE GREAT GUNDAM PROJECT!!!! we are finally covering G-Reco and we could not be more excited. as always, the first episode of the season is free for everyone to try.

join us for one last ride on the tomino train for only $1/month:
The Great Gundam Project 410: Gundam Reconguista in G 01 & 02 | Abnormal Mapping
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January 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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It’s easy to think that schools in Minneapolis are closed because the Feds murdered someone in the street but no, the actual reason is that while that was happening, the Feds were busy doing other heinous shit across the city like tear-gassing a school
“The move came after officials at Roosevelt High School said armed U.S. Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders.” — www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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New: we've obtained material explaining how an ICE surveillance system, called Webloc, works. Draw shape on a map, see all phones available there, follow them home. All without warrant

“This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...
Inside ICE’s Tool to Monitor Phones in Entire Neighborhoods
404 Media has obtained material that explains how Tangles and Webloc, two surveillance systems ICE recently purchased, work. Webloc can track phones without a warrant and follow their owners home or t...
www.404media.co
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.

If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
In the midst of book 17 "The Commodore" and in spite of Clarissa being more normal here she still has the juice. Really love chapter 4, which is mostly about Stephen doing reams of cocaine and then hanging with his daughter and Clarissa on a boat and being the wealthiest man alive
I finished Aubrey-Maturin book 15 "Clarissa Oakes/ The Truelove" today. I think its good and rocks that Clarissa Oakes is a sociopath
January 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Nobody wants to hear this but Rogue One is both mid and also better than the rest of the star wars films :/
January 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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You basically have a moral imperative to buy physical media or pirate it.
Ethan Hawke First Reformed Vest .jpg
January 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Man the first ED of G Reco is so good, I forgot how much I love this show
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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thinking again about the scene in FFX where Yuna confronts the popes and says "maester seymour is a gooner! he's betrayed the church!", only for the pope to slowly reveal his aheago hoodie while saying "a gooner you say...well that's funny...because we all love to goon here..."
February 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM