Scott Free
@scottfree.bsky.social
Nerd stuff. Cosplayer. Lefty lawyer. Comics & comics criticism. Warhammer 40k. Pointy eared jerk. Raging homo. Host of The Clone Conspiracy Podcast.
He/Him.🏳️🌈 🐶
He/Him.🏳️🌈 🐶
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Scott Free
@scottfree.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Throwback to getting ready for NYCC last month, and freezing my cubes off as Iceman/Bobby Drake, the COOLEST of the O5 X-Men.
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ANUBIS: Step forth. Your heart shall be weighed against ma’at and your place in the afterlife decided. Questions?
ME: Yeah, the jackal head. It’s a pup play thing, right? Because I’m cool with that.
ANUBIS:
ME: Like, *really* cool with that, handsome.
ANUBIS: …I fucking hate my job.
ME: Yeah, the jackal head. It’s a pup play thing, right? Because I’m cool with that.
ANUBIS:
ME: Like, *really* cool with that, handsome.
ANUBIS: …I fucking hate my job.
May 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
ANUBIS: Step forth. Your heart shall be weighed against ma’at and your place in the afterlife decided. Questions?
ME: Yeah, the jackal head. It’s a pup play thing, right? Because I’m cool with that.
ANUBIS:
ME: Like, *really* cool with that, handsome.
ANUBIS: …I fucking hate my job.
ME: Yeah, the jackal head. It’s a pup play thing, right? Because I’m cool with that.
ANUBIS:
ME: Like, *really* cool with that, handsome.
ANUBIS: …I fucking hate my job.
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Spider-UK (William “Billy” Braddock, the Spider-Man AND Captain Britain of Earth-833) answers a terrifying question:
What if Spider-Man was a wealthy, 6’3” blonde British man?
What if Spider-Man was a wealthy, 6’3” blonde British man?
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Spider-UK (William “Billy” Braddock, the Spider-Man AND Captain Britain of Earth-833) answers a terrifying question:
What if Spider-Man was a wealthy, 6’3” blonde British man?
What if Spider-Man was a wealthy, 6’3” blonde British man?
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Get the book that these kind folks were subjected to. Reading these comments made me absolutely blush! Get a copy for yourself, loved ones, and maybe people you despise, too- every copy sold supports an independent author.
tinyurl.com/328werdr
#AlphaFlight
tinyurl.com/328werdr
#AlphaFlight
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Get the book that these kind folks were subjected to. Reading these comments made me absolutely blush! Get a copy for yourself, loved ones, and maybe people you despise, too- every copy sold supports an independent author.
tinyurl.com/328werdr
#AlphaFlight
tinyurl.com/328werdr
#AlphaFlight
The children know that I cosplay Spider-Man, and the more wine I have the greater the risk is that I give into the demands to do a handstand
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The children know that I cosplay Spider-Man, and the more wine I have the greater the risk is that I give into the demands to do a handstand
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WOLVERINE (LAURA): A “clone table” feels so degrading. Like we’re freaks.
BEN REILLY: Hey, it’s not too bad! They used to not even invite us.
MADELYNE PRYOR: And I resent being called a freak. [airplane noises; holds up a spoonful of peas] Now who’s mommy’s big strong boy?
STRYFE: I am, Mother.
BEN REILLY: Hey, it’s not too bad! They used to not even invite us.
MADELYNE PRYOR: And I resent being called a freak. [airplane noises; holds up a spoonful of peas] Now who’s mommy’s big strong boy?
STRYFE: I am, Mother.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
WOLVERINE (LAURA): A “clone table” feels so degrading. Like we’re freaks.
BEN REILLY: Hey, it’s not too bad! They used to not even invite us.
MADELYNE PRYOR: And I resent being called a freak. [airplane noises; holds up a spoonful of peas] Now who’s mommy’s big strong boy?
STRYFE: I am, Mother.
BEN REILLY: Hey, it’s not too bad! They used to not even invite us.
MADELYNE PRYOR: And I resent being called a freak. [airplane noises; holds up a spoonful of peas] Now who’s mommy’s big strong boy?
STRYFE: I am, Mother.
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"I'm really tight. Go slow."
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"I'm really tight. Go slow."
WOLVERINE (LAURA): A “clone table” feels so degrading. Like we’re freaks.
BEN REILLY: Hey, it’s not too bad! They used to not even invite us.
MADELYNE PRYOR: And I resent being called a freak. [airplane noises; holds up a spoonful of peas] Now who’s mommy’s big strong boy?
STRYFE: I am, Mother.
BEN REILLY: Hey, it’s not too bad! They used to not even invite us.
MADELYNE PRYOR: And I resent being called a freak. [airplane noises; holds up a spoonful of peas] Now who’s mommy’s big strong boy?
STRYFE: I am, Mother.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
WOLVERINE (LAURA): A “clone table” feels so degrading. Like we’re freaks.
BEN REILLY: Hey, it’s not too bad! They used to not even invite us.
MADELYNE PRYOR: And I resent being called a freak. [airplane noises; holds up a spoonful of peas] Now who’s mommy’s big strong boy?
STRYFE: I am, Mother.
BEN REILLY: Hey, it’s not too bad! They used to not even invite us.
MADELYNE PRYOR: And I resent being called a freak. [airplane noises; holds up a spoonful of peas] Now who’s mommy’s big strong boy?
STRYFE: I am, Mother.
HOST: No politics at the table, please.
EVERYONE: Of course.
ME: once the revolution comes, each workers’ commune will specialize in a particular side dish
EVERYONE: Of course.
ME: once the revolution comes, each workers’ commune will specialize in a particular side dish
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
HOST: No politics at the table, please.
EVERYONE: Of course.
ME: once the revolution comes, each workers’ commune will specialize in a particular side dish
EVERYONE: Of course.
ME: once the revolution comes, each workers’ commune will specialize in a particular side dish
Spider-UK (William “Billy” Braddock, the Spider-Man AND Captain Britain of Earth-833) answers a terrifying question:
What if Spider-Man was a wealthy, 6’3” blonde British man?
What if Spider-Man was a wealthy, 6’3” blonde British man?
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Spider-UK (William “Billy” Braddock, the Spider-Man AND Captain Britain of Earth-833) answers a terrifying question:
What if Spider-Man was a wealthy, 6’3” blonde British man?
What if Spider-Man was a wealthy, 6’3” blonde British man?
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nothing makes you question your life decisions more than providing detailed instructions to someone as to how bright you need the stars on a cosplay bodysuit to be*
*(a bodysuit which will be 95% covered by a giant cloak)
*(a bodysuit which will be 95% covered by a giant cloak)
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
nothing makes you question your life decisions more than providing detailed instructions to someone as to how bright you need the stars on a cosplay bodysuit to be*
*(a bodysuit which will be 95% covered by a giant cloak)
*(a bodysuit which will be 95% covered by a giant cloak)
the very friendly muscle bear who I always see at the gym asked me to spot him while he was benching like twice my body weight, and proud of myself for not audibly moaning
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the very friendly muscle bear who I always see at the gym asked me to spot him while he was benching like twice my body weight, and proud of myself for not audibly moaning
nothing makes you question your life decisions more than providing detailed instructions to someone as to how bright you need the stars on a cosplay bodysuit to be*
*(a bodysuit which will be 95% covered by a giant cloak)
*(a bodysuit which will be 95% covered by a giant cloak)
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
nothing makes you question your life decisions more than providing detailed instructions to someone as to how bright you need the stars on a cosplay bodysuit to be*
*(a bodysuit which will be 95% covered by a giant cloak)
*(a bodysuit which will be 95% covered by a giant cloak)
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Casual reminder for comics fans
Please pick up a book book from time to time
Literature is good for the soul and it makes you a better more rounded comic fan 💙
Please pick up a book book from time to time
Literature is good for the soul and it makes you a better more rounded comic fan 💙
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Casual reminder for comics fans
Please pick up a book book from time to time
Literature is good for the soul and it makes you a better more rounded comic fan 💙
Please pick up a book book from time to time
Literature is good for the soul and it makes you a better more rounded comic fan 💙
BLACK WIDOW: The Avengers charter requires that we have a founding member present for trivia night.
HAWKEYE: Only Hulk or Ant-Man were available, and we didn’t want some monstrous freak to ruin everything.
HULK: HULK UNDERSTAND! PYM GIVE WEIRD VIBE TO HULK, TOO!
HAWKEYE: Only Hulk or Ant-Man were available, and we didn’t want some monstrous freak to ruin everything.
HULK: HULK UNDERSTAND! PYM GIVE WEIRD VIBE TO HULK, TOO!
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
BLACK WIDOW: The Avengers charter requires that we have a founding member present for trivia night.
HAWKEYE: Only Hulk or Ant-Man were available, and we didn’t want some monstrous freak to ruin everything.
HULK: HULK UNDERSTAND! PYM GIVE WEIRD VIBE TO HULK, TOO!
HAWKEYE: Only Hulk or Ant-Man were available, and we didn’t want some monstrous freak to ruin everything.
HULK: HULK UNDERSTAND! PYM GIVE WEIRD VIBE TO HULK, TOO!
getting sentenced to death at the explicit direction of the President because once, at 16, I said on Facebook that Rush Hour 3 “sucked shit”
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
getting sentenced to death at the explicit direction of the President because once, at 16, I said on Facebook that Rush Hour 3 “sucked shit”
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
There is a certain kind of person whose whole thing is just complaining about everything.
I recognize the irony of me of all people posing this question, but: how do you go through life with so little joy and such constant negativity?
I recognize the irony of me of all people posing this question, but: how do you go through life with so little joy and such constant negativity?
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There is a certain kind of person whose whole thing is just complaining about everything.
I recognize the irony of me of all people posing this question, but: how do you go through life with so little joy and such constant negativity?
I recognize the irony of me of all people posing this question, but: how do you go through life with so little joy and such constant negativity?
huge week for the “fun but wildly irresponsible/used as a bad example” uncle community
There was a prompt on IG about “cosplays you rarely see anyone else do” and this is an excuse to repost severely unstable X-Men character Vulcan/Gabriel Summers
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
huge week for the “fun but wildly irresponsible/used as a bad example” uncle community
This is an illegal search of my bag by the managing partner
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is an illegal search of my bag by the managing partner
As an elfin (former) twink, I do not trust this guy.
I know what our people are capable of.
I know what our people are capable of.
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
As an elfin (former) twink, I do not trust this guy.
I know what our people are capable of.
I know what our people are capable of.
Confusion in her eyes that says it all
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Confusion in her eyes that says it all
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
The [REDACTED NUMBER OF YEARS] anniversary of my first Marvel cosplay (Wiccan) + the new Wiccan design being unveiled = successfully rage baiting me into finally doing Sorcerer Supreme Wiccan after years of saying I wouldn’t
(Javier Rodriguez)
(Javier Rodriguez)
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The [REDACTED NUMBER OF YEARS] anniversary of my first Marvel cosplay (Wiccan) + the new Wiccan design being unveiled = successfully rage baiting me into finally doing Sorcerer Supreme Wiccan after years of saying I wouldn’t
(Javier Rodriguez)
(Javier Rodriguez)
We love the permanent revolution, don’t we, folks? People say to me, “Sir, sir a revolution whose every successive stage is rooted in the preceding one can end only in the complete liquidation of class society.” With tears in their eyes, folks.
It’s the dialectic and I’m very good at the dialectic.
It’s the dialectic and I’m very good at the dialectic.
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We love the permanent revolution, don’t we, folks? People say to me, “Sir, sir a revolution whose every successive stage is rooted in the preceding one can end only in the complete liquidation of class society.” With tears in their eyes, folks.
It’s the dialectic and I’m very good at the dialectic.
It’s the dialectic and I’m very good at the dialectic.
Many issues with post-OMD Spider-Man, but Guggenheim introducing the extended Reilly family as mean South Boston Irish Catholics is just perfect.
(ASM Annual #36)
(ASM Annual #36)
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Many issues with post-OMD Spider-Man, but Guggenheim introducing the extended Reilly family as mean South Boston Irish Catholics is just perfect.
(ASM Annual #36)
(ASM Annual #36)